DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%
  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%

  • Total voters
    222
  • Poll closed .
I feel bad for Jayde. He's a retard who can't know any better. He probably watches Phil because the one thing he does correctly is he's always there same time 5-6 days per week and it became routine, and the fat beggar normalized that his streams are just about giving him money. So, Jayde knows that if he wants something, you give Phil money. Sad to think this is also how Jayde probably thinks about his friends outside of the snortex now...
 
I feel bad for Jayde. He's a retard who can't know any better. He probably watches Phil because the one thing he does correctly is he's always there same time 5-6 days per week and it became routine, and the fat beggar normalized that his streams are just about giving him money. So, Jayde knows that if he wants something, you give Phil money. Sad to think this is also how Jayde probably thinks about his friends outside of the snortex now...
I always feel sorry for the dents (real dents) the ones who are mentally challenged. I’m sure Jayde doesn’t get a lot of love from his family and he has no friends, so Phil is the closest thing he gets to it. IMO Jayde just wants some love and attention, but gets scammed by the pig roach. However, I hate weens and try hards who donate to Phil to “troll” him. If you donate to him thinking you’re trolling Phil, you get no sympathy and deserve to get ripped off
 
This is what I expect will happen. Either he will bring up Kino casino and want to trash talk them or Phil will just have him on screen and wait for the weens/tourists will throw money at this “EPIC CROSSOVER!”. It’s going to be dull, but a financial success
He will only read the tips that reference a wings meme and pretend he doesn’t know what they’re talking about
 
Hey dents if you’re reading this you should suggest Phil do some collabs with Jayde instead of eating McDonalds.
 
wasn't phil in queue to fight jade in sf6 then backed out of the lobby or something? idk it's been a while. if that wasn't gonna happen then it's never gonna happen. phil might actually look competent next to a literal disabled retard, i don't get why he doesn't take the win there.
 
Phil lets the chat be about Jayde because less effort + gibs = happy Phil, milking the dents through a literal retard is just something that doesn't rub Phil the wrong way, because obviously. And the Jayde arc is hilarious because its making Phil live up to the "positive and meaningful streamer" shit, because Phil lives in a prison of his own making. Can't be a positive, meaningful streamer and then not act like a braindead normie in high school blowing smoke up the ass of every disabled kid. So Phil by his own rules that only Phil cares about has to play up to him.

As for Jayde, he can read and write better than a lot of niggers and most of the butchered texting is because he is typing with one jacked up hand. If you actually think Jayde is on some level of retardation that the world should coddle him, where you feel bad for him, then you objectively have to be pissed at his mother for sitting him in front of Phil for hours a day. Anyone wanting it both ways is just self reporting that they are a dent who relates to Jayde's existence.

There are retards that just want to be treated normal, and there are retards that revel in people coddling them like toddlers. Jayde is obviously the latter. Sure if you saw someone in Jayde's position out in the world, you just think "that sucks for him" and don't hate on him, but Jayde is not just some wheelchair, but a wheelchair wearing a DSPGaming teeshirt high on the fact someone as famous as Phil is friends with him, and you know he tells everyone about it. Jayde is a "look at me" retard, and its why he is more than eager to be the mascot of the dents in chat.
 
It's well documented that Phil knowingly manipulates and takes advantage of the weak willed and the tarded, so I can't blame Jayde for being pignotized. I do blame his wranglers though.
 
Hey Phil, I took a couple minutes to slap together a more representative banner for your channel.
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wasn't phil in queue to fight jade in sf6 then backed out of the lobby or something? idk it's been a while. if that wasn't gonna happen then it's never gonna happen. phil might actually look competent next to a literal disabled retard, i don't get why he doesn't take the win there.
he backed out because he was scared to lose to an actual retard
 
Sunday podcast predictions. I'll start.

Halo coming to Playstation release date TBD. He played gears on the PS5 so now he can show us his gayming skills of Halo Multi-player.

Re: Jayde
I'm team fuck jayde. Dsp has yelled at jayde and the pants shitter has still rolled up to Phil's streams. His dents have no self respect and I have no respect for anyone especially a wheelchair where you let another man shit on you and you still come back to dsp to continue giving him money via your monthly Super Memebership.
 
I still remember that time during the Marvel Rivals streams Phil was downright ignoring Jayde and chat's requests to play with him, and only after closing the game he went "oh you wanted to play Jayde? I just closed the game, you should have told me earlier" which was mostly ignored but to me that was a new low even for Phil because it proves just how much of an asshole he is but also a coward. Don't want to play with the retard? Just say so, it's the same here with the Mike Watson tweet: Phil is an asshole, constantly taking shots at people, but when someone claps back he goes "wah wah you buwied me because i was dwunk, I'm the victim!". What a fucking little bitch.

As for Jayde, I think some people legit don't understand that people like him just are incapable of knowing any better, and I don't mean it in a "you're too stupid to understand it" because it's something that you't can quite get unless you've met actually disabled people. Some people feel sympathy for Jayde because unlike other dents, he genuinely is a fan of Phil, as tragic as it sounds. He's not like the other faggots who crave the attention or give Phil money to upset detractors. Jayde is an honest to god mentally disabled person who (as far as I know) is mostly harmless and still gets shit by Phil. Sure, he's like a dog who keeps coming back after being kicked out of the house, but what else can you expect from him? If anything, Jayde is the result of his circumstances, he was never taught any better.
 
Holy shit the retards in this thread makes me understand why null hates us so much.

Jayde is incapable of getting a job, speaking normally, transporting himself anywhere, wont ever have a girlfriend and unlikely he will ever have a friend outside his family. I dont think the fucker can even wipe his own ass, he was delt a pretty shit hand at life.

So what the fuck is this talk of bullying him and him being a bad person? Is your life so fucking sad you need to dunk on a literal retarded cripple because he what... unrionically likes DSP? Dont we always say only literal retards could like DSP? Is he not just acting in accordance with his nature?

If your alogging DSP so hard you need to alog a retarded criple who watches DSP you have a cronic case of needing to touch grass.
 
Holy shit the retards in this thread makes me understand why null hates us so much.

Jayde is incapable of getting a job, speaking normally, transporting himself anywhere, wont ever have a girlfriend and unlikely he will ever have a friend outside his family. I dont think the fucker can even wipe his own ass, he was delt a pretty shit hand at life.

So what the fuck is this talk of bullying him and him being a bad person? Is your life so fucking sad you need to dunk on a literal retarded cripple because he what... unrionically likes DSP? Dont we always say only literal retards could like DSP? Is he not just acting in accordance with his nature?

If your alogging DSP so hard you need to alog a retarded criple who watches DSP you have a cronic case of needing to touch grass.
Don't forget to wipe the cripple cum off of your chin
 
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