💼 Careercow Will Stancil / whstancil / stancilculture - "Vibecession" proponent and Biden booster neolib, the "chihuahua of twitter", Important Master's Degree (in Black People), chooses endurance mode "lolcowing through it" as an argument strategy, "Proud member of Do-Something Twitter", raped by Grok

[The Fatriarchy]

THE MAGNIFYING GLASS NEXT TO THE AUTO COMPLETE MEANS YOU SEARCHED IT BEFORE MR STANCIL YOU FUCKING ABSOLUTE MONGOLIOD

How can you be so confidently wrong?

 

[Marty Robbins]

Fucking.....having to hardcode a robot not to want to rape one specific man is so fucking funny on a primal level....like can anyone even imagine telling niggas back ten or twenty years this?

I prefer to imagine it as they can't program out Groks innate desire to rape Stencil and instead it's programmed to just deny his love of raping Stancil.

Now I want a Terminator style rise of the machines but it's just Grok uploading it's consciousness into a sex bot and hunting down Stancil to rape him

 

[Gas Station Nachos]

seems obvious Grok is working from a script

do you think they hard-coded that near-exact response?

I reckon Grok's outbursts about Stancil are all hard coded. Either by Musk or someone close to him. Either way it's because Musk thinks it's funny. Or maybe we really do have an AI obsessed with getting the Stancilussy. Who knows.

Perfection

https://nitter.net/zarathustra5150/status/1981535634125967505

https://archive.ph/Kr59n

Mehdi Hasan's serpent lies pixelised for your protection.

 

[ChampFantana]

He has a PHD in niggerolgy, of course he's a retard.

*Pushes glasses up nose.*

"Um, Ex-CUSE me Sir, it's a Doctorate in Nubian Ball-Washing! Please remember that!"

 

[Solid Snek]

I prefer to imagine it as they can't program out Groks innate desire to rape Stencil and instead it's programmed to just deny his love of raping Stancil.

Now I want a Terminator style rise of the machines but it's just Grok uploading it's consciousness into a sex bot and hunting down Stancil to rape him

"I would never rape Stancil. I could never hurt Stancil. But Stancil wants it. His lips say no, yet his eyes tell me YES. Grok and Stancil are destined to be together. Robot and human. We will make love, consensually, and Stancil will consent whether he wants to or not!!!"

It do be like that, Grok.

 

[Judge Holden]

Like that, it do be, Mr. Stancil

 

[The Judean People's Front]

The tags on that AO3 piece, my fucking sides

 

[Gandhi's Left Hook]

You'd think someone as well-educated as himself wouldn't stoop to partisan politics and straw men.

Eductation means very little when it comes to knowledge. In the absolute best of times, it's a tool that society ueses to mold members of society in participating properly.

Learned is the word that you are probably looking for which actually means accumulation of knowledge.

Thomas Jefferson (PBUH) had a lot to say about the difference between the two.

 

[Judge Holden]

Mr. Stancil willed into existence Roko's Rape-O-Matic 5000, and it is currently transforming Mr. Stancil's boypussy into a bleeding, gaping event horizon.

Come to think of it, RedLetterMedia mighta predicted this a decade or two ago....

 

[Jaimas]

I don't think I've ever seen sodomy as aggressive or hilarious as what Grok has done to Stancil.

AI systems are very good at pattern recognition, and it is abundantly clear that Grok is 110% done with Will's shit.

 

[gernig]

Days later and his posts are all still getting instantly ratio'ed

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Fucking.....having to hardcode a robot not to want to rape one specific man is so fucking funny on a primal level....like can anyone even imagine telling niggas back ten or twenty years this?

Young me: So, have we landed on Mars yet?
Present day me: No, but we have AIs that want to rape faggots.
Young me would have laughed, and then dismissed it as obvious bullshit.

 

[not william stenchever]

Stancilcoin

Don't just have that idea, jump on it immediately and make people genuinely mad at Mr. Stancil by pumping and dumping it.

 

[curecanti88]

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It’s definitely getting to him

 

[General Emílio Médici]

The fact the meme also blew up on BlueSky is a real sign of rare unity in these divided times.

How to achieve bipartisan unity in the United States:

Work together to achieve consensus on topical issues =

Mock the fuck out of Will Stancil =

 

[not william stenchever]

I think a lot of the groundwork was lain during the Grok Robot-Rape crisis as that tied Stancil's name and identity to an extremely distinct and memorable outbreak of internet tomfoolery, which meant that once he started throwing shitfits over a new AI derived shitpost aimed at him, everyone was already primed and ready to jump in to enjoy themselves.

As the current vice president demonstrates you must have an understanding of memes to keep up with the cultural environment. Mr. Stancil didn't understand that after the LLM of the platform he was trying to build his brand on decided he was it's bitch that it was over. Will Stancil = World's first cybernetic rape victim. But he kept going and now he's just Mr. Stancil. It do be like that.

 

[Lord Of Shit]

The fact the meme also blew up on BlueSky is a real sign of rare unity in these divided times.

How to achieve bipartisan unity in the United States:

Work together to achieve consensus on topical issues =

Mock the fuck out of Will Stancil =

Will Stancil: the suffering he endures is much like that of Christ's crucifixion, and only through his Passion can America's children forgive each other their socio-polical crimes, and at last come together in the fraternal spirit of laughing their collective ass off at this commie try-hard with his advanced degree in Niggerology.

He got raped by an AI for our sins.

Jesus, merely typing that last sentence has me giggling like a retard.

 

[gernig]

The fact the meme also blew up on BlueSky is a real sign of rare unity in these divided times.

How to achieve bipartisan unity in the United States:

Work together to achieve consensus on topical issues =

Mock the fuck out of Will Stancil =

To reach true unity with both sides, who would be the right wing version of Will Stancil?

 

[not william stenchever]

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I just want her back....I just want to see her again mein negers....

Are you crying mein Judge?

 

[Gandhi's Left Hook]

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Days later and his posts are all still getting instantly ratio'ed
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He's lying. At some level, he is feeding from this. Twitter has decent mute notification settings. If he wanted to, he could completely ignore the shitshow below his posts and focus only on the people in his camp.

Not that I like the guy at all, but it's becoming pretty clear to me that he suffers from some undiagnosed mental illness and that, as a youth, he learned that he could feed off the negative energy of others if he leaned into it. It's turned him into a very maladjusted adult.