💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%

  • Total voters
    699
We're reaching levels of zesty thought impossible
I asked my kids "if some kids started calling a middle aged guy they didn't know zesty because of what he was wearing..are they complimenting him?" and my son got a horrified look on his face and asked, "who did this happen to?" and I said it was the crackhead lawyer and they both burst out laughing and said no it means he was dressed like a faggot.
Anecdotal..but I thought it was funny.
 
I'm not listening to whatever they're talking about here but I want to point a few things out

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  • This is at least the third different set of gay ass indoor sunglasses we've seen from him. All similar shapes, different color and glass.
  • That jacket is too big for him. Look at the wrinkling.
  • That jacket is cheap, it's clearly not canvassed based on it folding over on himself. Nick can't afford real clothes so I guess he's getting jackets from WalMart or Target.
  • The jacket/shirt combo looks absolutely atrocious and it doesn't take knowing anything about style to see that - it's plain to the eye. Also - Nick, purple is NOT the color you should be running given how bright red your neck and face are. Don't you know how cameras work?
He's amped up sort of like he was in his stream the other night. Buzzing, vibrating, throwing his head all around, very full of himself. Obviously high but also feeling boastful, he feels like he's on top of the world right now. Make hay while the sun shines, Nick. Only a few days left before the Toe is let loose.
 
The "gold standard" of drug testing is blood or urine (this is the "gold standard" in toxicology full-stop, regardless of whether you're testing for drugs or for other substances). (Civil) courts like hair-follicle testing simply because, theoretically, one test will give evidence of drug use over a prolonged period of many months, avoiding the burden and the cost of having someone attend for a urine or blood test multiple times a week.
I don't disagree with any of what you're saying. But what you aren't taking into account, and what we were talking about - is that there's a difference between how good the tests can be, and how good they actually are when used in real conditions. If the courts did all of their urine tests and drug patches at the hospital or LabCorp they'd probably be pretty reliable - but what happens in real life is that they give some dumb bitch at the bond supervision contractor a certificate that says "you can totally run the machine" and then she doesn't clean stuff and cross contaminates all the samples.
For fuck sakes......Who's closet/homeless shelter is he raiding?





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Not his own, that jacket is impressive, the shoulders are way too wide, and it's making it bunch up, but somehow the sleeves are still too short.
 
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The "gold standard" of drug testing is blood or urine
There is no gold standard, it depends on a bunch of variables including cost, the handling time, and detection window. If you want a wider window, a reliable test suddenly becomes infeasible. Blood? Two or three days?
Might as well not test anything.

the colour of your hair and your ethnicity will influence the results
This is bullshit cooked up by retarded burgers because niggers and spiks can do no wrong, or something. Americans are fucking imbeciles always looking to exploit the racial angle in any and every given situation, despite claiming to be a multicultural society that has grown beyond the retarded and arbitrary confines of race.
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Source: https://www.freightwaves.com/news/study-finds-no-racial-bias-in-hair-testing-drivers-for-drugs
https://archive.md/T3bZX
Yeah, differences does exist, however, such differences have an insignificant impact to the final result.

The big controversy and problem with hair-follicle testing is that the colour of your hair and your ethnicity will influence the results. For example, Sub-Saharan Africans and those of Southern European/Mediterranean ethnicity will always have higher levels of the chemicals that are read to indicate stimulant use (cocaine and methamphetamine), and thus people of these ethnicities are inherently more likely to read above the cut-off.
Inherently? More like infinitesimally likely. The cut-off for these are set differently. For courts, it'll be 500. For other things like public servants and workplaces, give or take 100-150pg/mg.
This is a manufactured poison-the-well type controversy to discredit the test itself utilising extremely fringe statistics. It's an attempt to sound plausible and scientific because the average retard 100-IQ no-degree haver couldn't comprehend tiny or gigantic numbers. GC/MS has been used for literally everything else with great reliability, fast turnover and accurate results.

What was the result? Did they test for metabolites as well?
Was she tested positive for both cocaine and the metabolite (specifically benzoylecgonine) at above cut-off? -> she's likely coping. It doesn't matter if a blood test yielded whatever. The blood test detection window is at most three fucking days. She could snort fat lines last week and the test will yield negative. A week is the time it takes for judge Shlomo Goldberg to sign off some papers. What use does a test like this have in that context?
Above the cut-off for cocaine but no metabolite? -> environment
Above the cut-off for metabolite but not for cocaine? -> environment
She's majoring in social work and goes to university where even the dorknerd Scandinavian prudes go mad with narcotics. It could plausibly be a false-positive or even accidental ingestion. I would also imagine social workers who deals with a lot of vulnerable people in the public are more likely to be exposed to narcotics, resulting in skewed test results. Has she been on an internship recently? Went to any parties?
I cannot find their hair test protocol. Do they test the washing liquid as well?

Seriously, there are numerous explanations to give her the benefit of the doubt, but they chose to chimp out about MUH QWEEEN HAIR DAS RACIZ YTE DEVIL.
Yeah, Agilent is a subsidiary of the Ku Klux Klan, give me a break.

This isn't even the hair test's fault. Why the fuck does social housing require drug tests? That's retarded and ridiculous, what a waste of time and resources. Someone with a home is less likely to do any drugs period, that alone should remove any of these ridiculous requirements for a mother to get a roof over her head, Black or whatever.
It also begs another argument, why don't we just use slightly higher cut-off levels to adjust to these supposed racial/ethnic/fat-fuck/skelly/bleached hair whatever biases people come up with? Make it 600 then.
Ridiculous.

This article from a British law firm is a good summary of the issues with hair-follicle testing. I have a copy of a peer-reviewed journal article somewhere at home, which I presented to the court at the time that I took one of these tests, which I remember made a lot of the same points. Likewise see this document. A quote from the case law that appears in the latter: "It is particularly important to emphasise that each of the three experts in this case confirmed that hair strand testing should never be regarded as determinative or conclusive." Results from blood or urine tests (particularly the former), meanwhile, are used in criminal courts - with their higher burden of proof - without any hesitation.
The article speculates about numerous pitfalls in the protocol and the druggies in the comments think it should be thrown out.
The same argument can be used to ban cars. Cars kill people and drunk people get in cars to kill people. Cars kill more than guns.
Ban trains. They hunt Indians. Actually no, please give us more trains.
Ban planets, a Sikh terrorist can blow it up or Muhammad al-dirkaallahjihad can fly it into a building.
Ban breathing, you can die from breathing bad air.

The conclusion is fine. Cut-off levels are a lazy way to establish drug use, but it is up to the lawyer to challenge the method instead of throwing it all out, complicating the system even further.
Fact of the matter is we have numerous ways to decrease false results to near zero, when to use them is what everyone should be focusing on.

Skelly's daughter A.R.R. tested positive at more than ten times the cut-off of 500pg/mg. The court document said cocaine, but it could be the metabolite or cocaine. Skelly said they found the metabolite benzoylecgonine.
Either she had >5000pg/mg cocaine in her hair and traces of benzoylecgonine also above cut-off, or she had >5000pg/mg of benzoylecgonine in her hair which simply does not happen with environmental exposure.
Here's my post on environmentally exposed cocaine-in-hair resulting in benzoylecgonine: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicho...ally-criminal-nickrekieta.53871/post-21728625
tl;dr after over 4 weeks, somehow BE gets metabolised. However, cocaine tests all came back negative or very low, while BE reaches above cut-off levels.
She was tested within a few days after the cops visited, and apparently rubbed an entire bottle of cocaine into her hair. There would have been no time for BE to naturally spawn in her hair, unless she's a walking incubator or... really I don't know. Die skelly.

It's like throwing eggs at a wall. The eggs being arguments to show the test was a false-positive.
 
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Precisely no one here will be shocked to learn that both Nick and Coomalot have seen Magic Mike. Nick is claiming he “barely reacted” to Aaron going to jail, as if none of us have eyes or ears. Coomy said he was in Vegas last week and got sad thinking about how Nick couldn’t drink like he was doing. What rich, full lives they both have.

 
That jacket is cheap
When Nick owns something that looks cheap, gaudy, and poor quality, it's a safe bet it cost an absurd amount of money.
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384 people in Camelot's chat. Nick was just holding court with the usual hanger-ons.

Camelot made $625 on this stream. I assume that's mostly his homosexual fan club, because Nick can only dream of numbers like that.
 
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You are so right....that is all anyone see when they look at him while he thinks he looks like Principal Vernon....
That pic you attached reminded me of the quote that goes along with that scene:
You mess with the bull, you get the horns.” It’s also true in Nick’s case, horns are another word for corno, (Italian for horn) & more importantly, an early slang for cuckold. You mess with the bull, you become the cucked. The Toe, Aaron, was Nick’s bull. The bull that Nick snuck around corners to watch as he fooled around with OurWife. There is no magic number of ugly blazers or big sunglasses that can ever make up for it. There’s no return.
 
This guy is hanging on by a very thin thread.
He should be hanging from a lamppost.

I had a brief look at some threads prefixed with horrorcow. They're either convicted of a horrific crime, does horrific stuff, or did (horrific) things that are beyond human comprehension like bod mods.
I fully endorse the horrorcow prefix for this skeleton.
- criminal
- druggie
- child doser
- huge collection of sex toys
- paedophile rape gore cartoon watcher
- makes "jokes" about victims of abuse being diaper fetishists
- silent hill bunker
- polysubstance abuser
- obsessed with body image

There's a lot more but he fits the bill. He's just not a grifter anymore. What is his grift? He makes Ralphamale money on a popular platform streaming to Steel Toe Morning Show audience numbers.
 
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When Nick owns something that looks cheap, gaudy, and poor quality, it's a safe bet it cost an absurd amount of money.

When the big money was coming in, Kayla had them subscribed to some mongoloid 'we choose your wardrobe' operation that sent them all new outfits every month.

My guess is that Nick is just working his way through the unwearable reject dross that the scam operators sent them in return for shedloads of Rekieta money.
 
He should be hanging from a lamppost.

I had a brief look at some threads prefixed with horrorcow. They're either convicted of a horrific crime, does horrific stuff, or did (horrific) things that are beyond human comprehension like bod mods.
I fully endorse the horrorcow prefix for this skeleton.
- criminal
- druggie
- child doser
- huge collection of sex toys
- paedophile rape gore cartoon watcher
- makes "jokes" about victims of abuse being diaper fetishists
- silent hill bunker
- polysubstance abuser
- obsessed with body image

There's a lot more but he fits the bill. He's just not a grifter anymore. What is his grift? He makes Ralphamale money on a popular platform streaming to Steel Toe Morning Show audience numbers.
I'm against it only because we actually use the tags now to find lolcows we might be interested in in this brave new era of the farms and they're more about what sphere the cow exists in. If someone sorts by Horrorcow they're looking for like, Nick Bate type figures. When they sort by Grifter they're looking for Dick Masterson type cow antics. I don't have a better way of explaining it other than vibes but I still think he fits the Grifter category better even though you aren't wrong. His cowdom is based around the sphere of edaddy streaming even if he barely does it anymore. Even JFG who obviously murdered his wife in cold blood is marked Grifter and I'd say it still fits.
 
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Well, who needs convincing?
He did in fact suck Aaron Imholte's penis. He never touched it with his hands because he was bound to the St. Andrew's cross.
For the logistics of that maneuver to work he'd have to be strapped to it upside down. Perhaps prolonged periods in that position contributed to the obvious brain damage
 
He dresses like a Lesbian at a wedding. The shirt's even too big on him. Also he's got some bruises or something on his arms.

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"There wasn't a bender...I was always intoxicated, if I had the chance to be" he didn't have a problem btw
 
But also what if it’s just Kayla lying to Nick about the circumstances of the photo. Maybe she doesn’t even know she’s lying. I have a hard time believing those tweakers have reliable recollections
The Myth of Consensual Photo Taking

Aaron: I consent
Kayla: I consent
Cuckieta: Isn't there someone you forgot to ask?
  • That jacket is too big for him. Look at the wrinkling.
It's hard to find jackets fitted for anorexic skellymen with stick arms and no shoulders. Maybe he should try shopping in the women's department.
When Nick owns something that looks cheap, gaudy, and poor quality, it's a safe bet it cost an absurd amount of money.
Look how much he paid for those Velvet Elvis-tier tard paintings.
 
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