🍗 Deathfat Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser, ex-Muslim, apostate

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Tal E Whacker said:
Fatso is supposedly paying $1700 a month to pay off her bankruptcy, but she did admit to taking a payment break a while ago, which in fatso speak means she defaulted on her arrangement. I think she is on her last chance to sort it out and this is why her payment is such a large amount.
I also think that this fundraising bullshit was because she can’t afford her payments at the moment.
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I'm also wondering if she's even thinking about the income tax she thought she didn't have to pay while she's been globehurpling because she is still a fucking Canadian citizen with her bank account in Canada, so she is still subject to Canadian income tax. She sure as shit hasn't filed her taxes for the last 3 years. That could help explain her relentless e-begging before her return to Leafland. OTOH, nah, she's too stupid to be that proactive. Never mind, lol.
 
neger psykolog said:
I know the value of posts like these because I used to make tons of similar ones in the DSP mega thread ages ago. Yes - they're imperfect but no one else is doing them.
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Dude, no. The thing you are missing is that the girls side of Kiwifarms and the boys side are very different. What might work in another section, or even another thread might not work in another part of the forum.

Lurk Moar isn't just for newbies. Everyone should really do it. Especially before jumping into a thousands long page thread. Especially Especially if you have a faster moving thread normally even when it isn't featured.

TL;DR Learn to read the room. If you want to post AI, post it behind a spoiler and tag it as AI so people can choose to click on it or not, and not have to scroll past if they don't want to.
 
Here is an AI summary of the last few pages:
N—I—G—G—E—R

Does youtube not already have this cancerous and widespread retarded feature baked into their shitty website?
 
I tried to make a summary of her latest live. No AI was used. You can tell because...well you can just tell, I hope.
We open to the sounds of coughing, sucking on sisha and reading the names of the beezers in her chat.

“Is it buffering already?” Would it be a Foodie Beauty stream if it wasn’t?

“We” just got home. She doesn’t understand what the No Kings protests are about (as long as it’s not a No Burger Kings protest, eh?).

Went to visit...family. Yeah, that’s it. Went to visit Sasa and fam and they made...”hey Fernanda!”...they have this oven. It’s like an oven. Ovens are like ovens, shitholes are like shitholes, bread is like bread...ya know? There’s this traditional bread that is like, it's like fatayer but is not fatayer. Like, it’s like fatayer but a different kind. Whether it is a different kind of fatayer or a different kind of bread remains unknown.

Education moment! Fatayer (or فطائر ) is a meat pie similar to Chilean empanadas. It's probably similar to other things to but Chilean empanadas are what I know so shut up. Education moment over.

"Yeah...so they make these breads...there’s things inside. Anyways…”

Oh, and they made pizza. Salah’s family made it. The same family that she thought was going to kill her. It was “so yummy!” She is such a foodie, telling us all about these foods, what they are like, what’s in them, how they were prepared in an oven that is like an oven. They made the bread and everything!

At first she didn’t like being around kids, ya know, or being around people, ya know. Now it’s emotional because it’s getting closer to her leaving. She will always consider them family and have them in her heart, this family that she swore was going to kill her.

Salah’s family never wants them to leave. Maybe they will kidnap Chantal and force her to stay there, eating the fatayer that isn’t fatayer. It won’t be her fault! They love her so much! Paperclips!!!!

“All things die in this life.” Except Chantal, apparently.

My will to continue watching died around this point so yeah, I assume she didn't die on the stream.
 
Her hip probably hurts because the massive strain on her knees and her hurpling from side to side to ambulate as opposed to normal walking gait. She is out of alignment and her hips is screaming. In addition to the massive gunt the hip is supporting .
 
anliteralidiot said:
her saying she once tried to do tutoring for adults, in math.
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I would pay money to watch her tutor adults in math.
krazy orange cat said:
She will always consider them family and have them in her heart
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The only thing she has in her heart is cholesterol deposits.

She should film Salah's entire family, then make a musical montage vlog. Play Sarah McLachlan's, "I Will Remember You" over footage of: person, person, ramen, person, squat toilet, KFG, ice cream, slugs by squat toilet, KFG, retard, KFG..."
 
I call shenanigans said:
Even if the Nashie goes away or she gets tired of it, some other fast food product will replace her obsession. Remember when she ordered paneer everyday, those chocolate covered lokmas, and then there was a chicken pot pie from a local restaurant for awhile?
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The internet remembers….
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I call shenanigans said:
Jamaican patties were also an obsession for a while there
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There are so many iconic food obsessions from that era, starting with her very early Arbeeze in the Carbeeze, and she misses every damn one of them.

I strongly suspect that upon her return, Chantal will want to try everything she remembers fondly. However, not only can her wallet not afford that, the question of whether she’s 360 pounds, 500 pounds, or 600 pounds now, won’t matter - - this bitch is gonna be piling on the fucking pounds and I’m here for it.

We suffered through three essentially boring years.

We deserve this.
 
Surprised Pikachu said:
Why don’t all the fans of AI summaries get together and create an off site repository of all her streams in summary form. Then whenever she posts something exciting you can all go “find an AI summary here: (insert link)” then we’ll all be happy? And in the meantime we all promise to be more fun and stop the fighting cos it’s boring the tits off me.

Seriously. And I’m not even your Mom but STOP IT. Thread tax: Chantal is fat etc etc and remember, this bankruptcy is in Maplebux so likely is around $1.50.
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I did a fair number of summaries around and including the time in Thailand. It was by no means easy (this was the summer of the DDS attack or whatever, and connectivity was negligible at very best) but at least I could write that she DID SOMETHING.

Describing the visuals is such an important part of summarizing (IMHO) and since Syria, the bitch hides behind a screen and smokes shisha.

No one wants to summarize 2.5 hours of staring at her idiotic PFP while listening to that fucking pipe. There are only s many times a human being can hear “…like, yannow?” before self-immolation becomes tempting.

One thing I started to do during those summaries; because they were looooong, I put the text of the summary behind a spoiler button (please forgive I’ve forgotten all the Farms terms).

A possible suggestion to the AI issue? When a member posts an AI summary, put it behind a button called “AI Summary” so it’s easy to open, or keep going.

Like this.

ETA: my bad bad. I posted this before catching up in the thread. I know better than that, sorry.

I was ninja’d by @Friend of Dorothy Parker re: the spoiler
 
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English muffin said:
I'm sure that fatty could get a job as a spare drum for a steamroller somewhere in Canada. Other than that, there really is not a single job she could do in any capacity.
Maybe fat fetish camgirl, but she can't reach anything anywhere.. Ugh, I regret going down this road of thinking
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Bouncer.

She ain't even gotta get up off the stool. Can clear out the whole bar one of three ways:

* Open her mouth. Belch.
* Fart
* Just spread her legs.
 
An AI spoiler button is fine and well, but even with it, neger psyko and queen of Autists will still post stupid bullshit.

They should be thread banned. Half this thread now is them being stupid and people getting mad at them for being stupid. They don't contribute anything.

But the real villain here is Chantal. If she did something interesting, the thread wouldn't devolve like this.

This is how deathfats always die. Just a long slow whimper.
 
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