💼 Careercow Nathen Mazri / Ayman El-Masri / Garfield Eats Guy / Nathfield - “Entergaging” 29 year old Schizophrenic Arab using daddy's money to buy fame. Recently created his own Garfield version of Sonichu

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Will Nathfield cleanse the world

  • No

    Votes: 28 7.0%

  • Yes

    Votes: 127 31.9%

  • He’ll be abandoned while Nathen fingers his hole

    Votes: 243 61.1%
  • Total voters
    398
Aunt Carol said:
Since Nathen's just now noticed the Internet noticing him, I'm surprised he hasn't declared a public feud with StrangeAeons for her GarfieldEats videos.
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I mean those videos have 1.5m views, this thread has a quarter million. Her impact on the garfiverse is much bigger than ours. Plus she's not banned from search results. There's no way he knows about us but not her. I can't even comprehend his mind, normally you can kinda guess what these sorts of people are thinking but Nathen is a complete mystery to me. Like I have no idea if he genuinely believes the dropkf shit was him or is recent or if he's just trying to take credit for old and fake news or what. Maybe he just hates the name, you can't tell me that garfield eats and kiwi farms don't have the same sound and vibe to them.

What I'm saying is when is null opening a restaurant that sells cheese and one of these?
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He could even make them in sonichu medallion shape.
 
Nathan's a favourite cow, needed some old fashioned cow autism milk because some of my other favourite cows have been a bore
 
Crispy Pancake said:
Nathan's a favourite cow, needed some old fashioned cow autism milk because some of my other favourite cows have been a bore
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He’s perfect because he’s extremely autistic about all the stuff regular cows are, he has genuinely terrible political takes just like many cows, and his ego is the size of a mountain. All stuff to make for a classic Chris Chan era cow. But unlike every other cow, he’s extremely sheltered to the highest degree possible and has such a massive safety net of wealth that it’s all but impossible for him to become self aware.
 
I can’t tell if he’s in favor or against this
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Also a random Instagram thing. I lowkey how’s he buys this
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LiquidKid said:
He’s extremely pro Palestine and anti-Israel though
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Yea that's what I mean. He is saying that the ban on certain pro palestine protests in the UK is dumb. He's saying that you can't arrest half the country because he thinks half the country is pro palestein. He just doesn't realise that these sorts of laws are put in place to arrest mostly right wing people. The majority of the people arrested in the UK for social media posts are from anti immigration posts, not palestein ones. I think he just doesn't realise that and he's instead thinking that the arrests are for supporting palestein.
 
LiquidKid said:
Nathen phase “Defense Paralysis”

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Nathen Nathen Nathen, if you were actually ever once in your life self-reflective and cognizant of how you come off to literally the entire rest of the world you'd figure out logical and reasonable ways to earn a living, free yourself from the Daddymoney shielding you from failure after failure, and therefore not be so unbelievably autistic. 🌈 🌈 🌈
 
Nathen allegedly sued the Nolan Family over the meat used in Scooby doo eats. I don’t believe this for a second, but it’s funny to see that Scooby doo eats was apparently as low quality as we all expected.
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LiquidKid said:
Nathen allegedly sued the Nolan Family over the meat used in Scooby doo eats. I don’t believe this for a second, but it’s funny to see that Scooby doo eats was apparently as low quality as we all expected.
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Why are there no news articles about this court case Nathfield?

edit: there of course is no court case that I can find anywhere, just him saying in a news article that he wound down scooby doo eats voluntarily. He seems to be just making shit up and I wouldn't be surprised if AI is generating random shit for him at this point.
 
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neger psykolog said:
Why are there no news articles about this court case Nathfield?

edit: there of course is no court case that I can find anywhere, just him saying in a news article that he wound down scooby doo eats voluntarily. He seems to be just making shit up and I wouldn't be surprised if AI is generating random shit for him at this point.
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There is no paper trail whatsoever, but he did go into more detail today

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And then he has something “for your nuts”
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Crispy Pancake said:
Was the meat used for Scooby doo Eats made from real dogs or something? :story: Bloody hell
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No, he just paid way too much for an artisanal farm to source the meat, which made it extremely expensive for a novelty brand aimed primarily at children, and Nathen was shocked that you have to compete for shelf space with other meat brands and was even more shocked that Warner Bros wasn’t going to lower his royalty rate before any profit was generated.
Honestly, the craziest part is that reading his post shows that he knows absolutely nothing about licensing and all but proves that he only got the licenses he did because of his father’s wallet
 
LiquidKid said:
No, he just paid way too much for an artisanal farm to source the meat, which made it extremely expensive for a novelty brand aimed primarily at children, and Nathen was shocked that you have to compete for shelf space with other meat brands and was even more shocked that Warner Bros wasn’t going to lower his royalty rate before any profit was generated.
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Jesus fuck is Nathen the arabic jamie oliver?
 
If anyone here hasn’t read the full thread, I am one of the few people who actually ordered Scooby doo eats, both the burgers and the hot dogs. I had them delivered to a friend in Canada who was our taste tester.
For what it’s worth, he did enjoy them, and claimed they had a “Smokey flavor.”

But the big thing to note was that our order number, several months after the site was opened, was only in the 200’s, meaning by that point only around 200 people had bought Scooby doo eats products.

Obviously this was because Nathen used it to advertise himself when any sane person would realize that no one wants to see a gay Arab man when they order Scooby doo branded hot dogs and lasagna
 
Rereading the OP and I still can't believe that it's been 4 years since he's been trying to make egeez work and he has nothing to show for it.
 
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