Liz Fong-Jones / 方禮真 / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey / Honeycomb.io Field CTO - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

[Merton J. Dingle]

He really is a living Halloween horror monster. A mutilated, deviant, sadistic freak. He’s a real life cenobite.

Hey now, let's be fair... None of the Cenobites were as ugly as this fucker.

 

[Prince Vegeta]

Irrelevance is looming over him like the burdens of old age and years of medical abuse on his body. Tick tock, my man. Your life is wasting away.

 

[AltisticRight]

Is this ugly rapist chink dead yet?

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

Hey now, let's be fair... None of the Cenobites were as ugly as this fucker.

REE HAVE SUCH CONSENT ACCIDENTS TO SHROW YOU....

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

REE HAVE SUCH CONSENT ACCIDENTS TO SHROW YOU....

DEESE-A MY GOD REVIATHAN!! HE-A GOD OF FRESH AND DESIRE!! HE-A RORD OF RABYRINTH!!

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

https://bsky.app/profile/lizthegrey.com/post/3m2yinubwmk2c (archive)

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

DEESE-A MY GOD REVIATHAN!! HE-A GOD OF FRESH AND DESIRE!! HE-A RORD OF RABYRINTH!!
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good Christ, that's literally 1000x more horrifying than Doug Bradley ever was

 

[Stinkyboy]

He should just buy new clothes because the ones he has are tattered, dirty and out of fashion.
Oh wait, that would be something a real woman would do.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

who wants to bet Wong Tong is behind both of these events?

ATTENCHUN MAH TRUUN MINYUNS
PLEPARE FOL ATTACK TEH KILI FLAMS

 

[Seething Troon Collector]

I would be genuinely fascinated to talk to an LLM that's been trained on KF. 4chan? Not so much.

Raiders of the lost Kek is out there. It’s everything you could imagine, stupid as fuck.

You’re not missing much.

 

[Itsmaaaaaam]

ATTENCHUN MAH TRUUN MINYUNS
PLEPARE FOL ATTACK TEH KILI FLAMS

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

https://bsky.app/profile/lizthegrey.com/post/3m2yinubwmk2c (archive)
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"I don't fancy paying 6 quid"

Ugh, he's doing that thing Americans do where they visit the UK once and start trying to "talk Bri'ish". You'd think he'd have traveled enough to have gotten that impulse out of his system now – but then I suppose play-acting as a Britisher isn't much different from play-acting as a woman.

 

[Joe Cool]

"I don't fancy paying 6 quid"

Ugh, he's doing that thing Americans do where they visit the UK once and start trying to "talk Bri'ish". You'd think he'd have traveled enough to have gotten that impulse out of his system now – but then I suppose play-acting as a Britisher isn't much different from play-acting as a woman.

Nice cultural appropriation, Elliot.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

"I don't fancy paying 6 quid"

Ugh, he's doing that thing Americans do where they visit the UK once and start trying to "talk Bri'ish". You'd think he'd have traveled enough to have gotten that impulse out of his system now – but then I suppose play-acting as a Britisher isn't much different from play-acting as a woman.

Ever since Madonna - who comes from FUCKING DETROIT, BTW - decided that getting knocked up by Guy Ritchie MAGICALLY gave her a British accent, that all other basic bitches with more money than sense such as Erriot now do that "I'M A REAL BRIT NOW, GOV'NOR!" bullshit.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Ever since Madonna - who comes from FUCKING DETROIT, BTW - decided that getting knocked up by Guy Ritchie MAGICALLY gave her a British accent, that all other basic bitches with more money than sense such as Erriot now do that "I'M A REAL BRIT NOW, GOV'NOR!" bullshit.

Lol, I remember that period. She went through an equestrian phase as part of her LARP as Mrs Ritchie of Ashcombe House and promptly managed to get herself thrown from her horse and break multiple bones.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

"I don't fancy paying 6 quid"

Ugh, he's doing that thing Americans do where they visit the UK once and start trying to "talk Bri'ish". You'd think he'd have traveled enough to have gotten that impulse out of his system now – but then I suppose play-acting as a Britisher isn't much different from play-acting as a woman.

Great, now he’s going to be all “Orrrrr ching chong wing wong me rikee most honourable beans on toast innit guvnor!!”

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

So Elliot was given a first class ticket for some reason while flying from the UK to Canada. Also for some reason it says Zhen alongside his name.

 

[mailfrawd]

Zhen

Quick google search suggests this is a Chinese name which translates to "precious, rare."

... kek

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

So Elliot was given a first class ticket for some reason while flying from the UK to Canada. Also for some reason it says Zhen alongside his name.
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Isn't Zhen that Aussie he sued?

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

Great, now he’s going to be all “Orrrrr ching chong wing wong me rikee most honourable beans on toast innit guvnor!!”

I was not aware we needed a mashup of Chav and Engrish, but yes, yes we do. thanks for that