💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Broadside said:
What's with the recent development of Pat going from one word "enjoy prison"ings to full on diatribes "Your brains are splattered all over your apartment walls, stalker" type shit? He's so obvious to read you just know something has irrevocably happened on his end that has pissed him off to this level of venting. What happened though?
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My guess would be something to do with his lawsuit; it is not going the way Ricky wants it to, and that stresses him.

Or maybe the Pat is being haunted a certain ghost?
 
Some recent Rick funnies.
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>misspells colonel
>blabbers nonsense fatly
>comparing colonel’s box stacking to his half-hovel off-screen
>y’all
>brings up evil orange man because evil orange man is orange and a bad guy
>calls it obscenity
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Rick kisses says goodbye to a civilian in an passive-aggressive way. Nice way to not get into further arguments, stupid.

Also, fat.
 
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Kid Named Rocket said:
Patposting encountered in the wild
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Before the 4chan janny leak there was an annoying bot that called you "Ivan" on /tv/ every time you triggered something in the word filter (no idea what it was, covid, niggers, whatever).
The best way to talk to it was saying, "No stalker child, you are the one brigading, enjoy cyber prison".

The responses were either silence or hilarious gibberish.
 
Also, had some Rick pics recently saved. Beware, because he is FAT. Few are reposts to show how monstrous the Pigman is.
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John Andrews Stan said:
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I am so tired of people telling me I need to read book X or Y because <INSERT_OPPRESSED_GROUPS_HERE> is the author or main theme. I've never picked up a story in my life because of the author's sex/skin color/sexuality/disability, and every time a book is recommended to me based on those qualities, the reason is always said sex/skin color/sexuality/disability, not an interesting plot or premise, novelty factor, good characters, or a well built world.

Fuck off, I'm not reading 100 pages of mangled, badly written, edited and structured prose about failing at agriculture in a sand pit just because it is written by a Congolese lesbian.
 
Kid Named Rocket said:
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TopTierHealer said:
Before the 4chan janny leak there was an annoying bot that called you "Ivan" on /tv/ every time you triggered something in the word filter (no idea what it was, covid, niggers, whatever).
The best way to talk to it was saying, "No stalker child, you are the one brigading, enjoy cyber prison".

The responses were either silence or hilarious gibberish.
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Patposting in the wild always achieves great results. Either people laugh or they are baffled.
 
The Taco Santo! said:
He probably has a painting of himself up in the attic that mysteriously gets younger and more athletic.

The Portrait of Floridly Gay
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What a great concept. I bet Jakob Raven has a portrait of Patrick in his attic that grows fatter, lonelier, and more feminine by the year even as Jake becomes more svelte, manly, and watches his family grow around him.
 
Azdy said:
'Yes stalker. I sent strangers on the internet pictures of my penis.'
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This is by far the coolest thing Rick has ever done.
Sending someone your cock and balls just to say, "fuck you, nigga", is pretty cool in my book.
I've done it myself a couple times even as a power move and I'll probably do it again, as should Rick here.
 
rusty shackleford 1 said:
We got some of them original pats. He’s absolutely sauced and seething tonight.
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Patrick really enjoys using sentence breaks to add emphasis.

He enjoys using them.

In every tweet.

But it gets repetitive.

Very. Repetitive.

Enjoy prison.

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"Fascist Colonel Sanders"?? LOL!!! He's so witty! Where does he come up with this stuff?
 
Is anyone else disappointed in that Joseph Malik guy who briefly popped up? He had the good sense to private everything when the Pests prodded him, but some of his posts were on a level with, and some even surpassing, Pat's more cringe-inducing ramblings.
I was excited for a new Pat Pack character!
 
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