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Should be a wild four years.

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I think the most American thing we can do is find the ambassador of India to the USA and take him blind folded to one of those gay gigantic monkey man statues that jeet built, then show him a gigantic dildo being rammed into the monkey man statues butthole. Then filming his reaction, sending it to the president of India before declaring a joint war operation with the Chinese to remove India once and for all.
 
They don't make professors like that anymore. I miss 'ya, you marvelous, brilliant old crank.
I had oen very very similar. Favorite thing during the 100 level class was to get him talking about the old languages. That crafty old motherfucker learned to program with assembly, and he was more than happy to talk about how tricky that shit was.
 
I think the most American thing we can do is find the ambassador of India to the USA and take him blind folded to one of those gay gigantic monkey man statues that jeet built, then show him a gigantic dildo being rammed into the monkey man statues butthole. Then filming his reaction, sending it to the president of India before declaring a joint war operation with the Chinese to remove India once and for all.
You are slowly becoming one of my favorite old members here.
 
I think the most American thing we can do is find the ambassador of India to the USA and take him blind folded to one of those gay gigantic monkey man statues that jeet built, then show him a gigantic dildo being rammed into the monkey man statues butthole. Then filming his reaction, sending it to the president of India before declaring a joint war operation with the Chinese to remove India once and for all.
This except for the siding with china part. Wipe both out.
 

Trinidadian Family Says U.S. Military Killed Relative in Boat Attack​

For the first time, one of the 27 people killed in U.S. airstrikes on suspected drug vessels has been publicly identified.

Relatives have been left with rumors and social media posts — as well as their loved ones’ absences — to reach their own conclusions.

Mr. Joseph’s family is believed to be the first to publicly say they believe a relative is among those killed on one of the targeted boats. Mr. Joseph’s neighbor, known by his last name Samaroo, was on the same boat and is also missing, Mr. Joseph’s aunt, Lynette Burnley said.

Wayne Sturge, Trinidad and Tobago’s defense minister, said he had not received official confirmation that any of those on the boat were from Trinidad. The strike took place in international waters, so the government of Trinidad and Tobago has no jurisdiction to investigate, he said.

The first attack, which killed 11 people, was announced by the Trump administration on Sept. 2. Family and friends took to social media to lament the deaths of eight people from the Venezuelan town of San Juan de Unare they said had died in the strike. Nobody included surnames.

They were quickly quashed: Venezuelan security officials descended on San Juan de Unare, cut off the electricity and made clear that public pronouncements about the attacks were not welcome, according to four townspeople, including the niece of one of the victims. Posts were deleted.

The wife of one of the people, who lived in Güiria, a town also on the Venezuelan coast, told The New York Times on the condition that her name not be published that her husband, a fisherman, had gone to work one day and had never returned.

The Venezuelan government appears to have cracked down on publicity about the attack, experts said, because officials were anxious not to antagonize the United States in the face of a military buildup in the Caribbean that appears to be meant to ratchet up pressure on Venezuela’s authoritarian leader, President Nicolás Maduro.
 
"The wife of one of the people, who lived in Güiria, a town also on the Venezuelan coast, told The New York Times on the condition that her name not be published that her husband, a fisherman, had gone to work one day and had never returned."
the only thing this faggot had in common with a fisherman is he'd also get his victims hooked on shit.
 
NOOO NOT THE HECKING WHOLESOME BROWN FISHERMAN!! Why did his boat have four outboard engines and a bunch of suspicious rectangular packages? STOP ASKING QUESTIONS GOY!!!!!!1
 
When we finally begin the invasion of Venezuela it's gonna be a strange day, MAGA guys defending an expeditionary war. I think Trump wants to outdo Bush by starting a war, finishing it decisively, and also getting the natural resources, all within this one term. My source for this is psychic premonition. It's also the reason he was so brazen about bombing Iran. He would have committed if they would have.
 
When we finally begin the invasion of Venezuela it's gonna be a strange day, MAGA guys defending an expeditionary war. I think Trump wants to outdo Bush by starting a war, finishing it decisively, and also getting the natural resources, all within this one term. My source for this is psychic premonition. It's also the reason he was so brazen about bombing Iran. He would have committed if they would have.
I agree. I don’t think this is gonna be a catastrophe the way our time in the sandbox was. The population is mostly homogeneous (fat mestizo Catholics) and it’s a lot closer to home. I also doubt the cartels that operate there will appeal to disgruntled Venezuelans the same way Islamist groups appealed to Iraqis. No religious element.

Hopefully once it’s secured, we can start scooping Venezuelans off American streets and back into their homeland.
 
She forgot niggers, the real cornerstone of the democrat base.


Oh wait, she said violent criminals lol
 
She's also trying to conflate EMS/Fire which don't carry firearms with the police
Firefighters and EMS are entitled to carry firearms in some states, like Texas, and I know for the fact in the 1970s and 80s several cities experimented with having Police EMS and Fire all cross trained and under the same department.
 
I also fixed a computer for a dude in his 60's that was using actual AOL for internet. Apparently nobody told him that the ethernet that was connected to his computer from the router-modem box was the actual internet and he didn't need AOL. Like not even his wife or kids told him about that, and the latter had tablets/laptops of their own. You would think at least ONE of them would have clued him in.
In fairness to them, trying to get an old luddite asshole to change fucking anything he does with his computer in any way is an exercise in madness. Doesn't matter if the way you're trying to show him is faster, easier, better, safer, cheaper, whatever, it's not 100% identical to the way he currently does it so FUCK YOU AND EVERYONE WHO LOOKS LIKE YOU for trying to change him.

That's the one thing I have no patience for anymore as the family "computer guy." The "old fart stuck in my ways BUT YOU GOTTA HELP ME ANYWAY" shtick. You ask me for help, I give you an answer, but you start with that bullshit "that's not how I'm used to doing [blah] so I'm not going to change who thought of this blah blah blah" garbage? Yeah, go fuck yourself. Enjoy dialup. Asshole.

Wanna really fuck with a fickle, stubborn old asshole? Put an Ecobee or similar "smart" thermostat in their house. God that shit's hilarious. Saves them a fuckton of money too (both by not running the system nearly as often -- lower electricity costs -- but also from not running the system as hard, because unlike a regular thermostat a smart one won't just endlessly cycle the equipment on demand without a break while you fuck with the setpoint, reducing wear-and-tear and improving equipment lifespan).

Extreme political rhetoric has been a regular feature of the Trump White House.
Democrats assassinated a conservative pundit in broad daylight in front of thousands of witnesses at a college campus on American soil. Fuck this tone policing horseshit. They're shooting people. I don't care about words anymore.
 
Pam Bondi apparently believes providing "aid" to a person in a house means the 4th amendment need not apply and is trying to do an end-run around the 4th amendment in this case.

Tl;dr cops did a welfare check, said it probably wasn't an emergency, busted down the door anyways, shot the homeowner, then charged him with resisting arrest. Case v. Montana DA 23-0136 (From 9th circuit court of appeals)
fuck this bitch and whatever cock she sucked or fucked to get to where she is.
 
When we finally begin the invasion of Venezuela it's gonna be a strange day, MAGA guys defending an expeditionary war. I think Trump wants to outdo Bush by starting a war, finishing it decisively, and also getting the natural resources, all within this one term. My source for this is psychic premonition. It's also the reason he was so brazen about bombing Iran. He would have committed if they would have.
Logistically it's much easier to fight a totally-not-war in our own backyard than in some desert shithole halfway across the planet. It's entirely plausible that the US military can achieve its objective (ousting Maduro) with only CIA/naval/air assets and avoid actual boots on the ground in Venezuela.
 
When we finally begin the invasion of Venezuela it's gonna be a strange day, MAGA guys defending an expeditionary war. I think Trump wants to outdo Bush by starting a war, finishing it decisively, and also getting the natural resources, all within this one term. My source for this is psychic premonition. It's also the reason he was so brazen about bombing Iran. He would have committed if they would have.
If we do invade Venezuela, it will be the first time we've gone to war against a country for interests that directly affect our citizenry in over a century. It's one of the, if not the, largest regions that's producing drugs against our citizens. And you could argue they also make the voting machines that might contribute to election fraud throughout the West. The only other group as brazen about this shit is China, but going to war with another Great Power is a different beast.

I don't think Trump wants to start any war he doesn't have to. He talks tough and occasionally bombards countries to put on a serious face, but I think he wants to be ultimately known as a Peace President. It doesn't seem like he wanted to go to war with Iran, so he "blew up their nuclear facilities" and said "mission accomplished," taking a lot of wind out of Israel's sails when it came to escalating tensions. Venezuela is probably the only nation thus far he'd actually be willing to escalate tension with, and that's just because he knows that it directly affects peopleat home, that there's no other way to stop them, and that by blowing up their drug runners he can arguably get them to kick off the full-scale war.
 
You'll get to live in housing that's half the price and 5x the size, and your chances of being crimed go down tenfold! Plus less of your money goes to people that hate you.
I mean, you're leaving out the part where you're paying twice as much for basic food staples or driving at least 20 minutes out of town.
 
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I recant any prior statements. There is no way Pritzker could make it through a 2028 primary alive. Gavin Newsom may have been given a Winery at age 24 by a billionaire, but his financial gains are far more subtle than Pritzker.

Both would be majorly contrasted with JD Vance in a general election.
 
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