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If you think most YouTube car channel are shit, try looking for a decent motorbike channel.

Nathanthepostman is good if you want to ride off road for the occassional few miles, and like small capacity ADV bikes and Motobob has done a few good reviews that are very fair and unbiased. Fortnine does some decent scientific analysis sometimes.

Cannot stand 44Teeth, YammieNoob and many others that I have watched a few minutes of and given up on. Tey to hard to be jokey, or come over as patronising.

One thing is for sure, I'd never want to run a motoring YouTube channel.
 
I watched a Sarah-n-Tuned video once. It didn't click that they're a tranny, probably because I noped out after the first 15 seconds when I realised the video is probably going to be lowest common denominator crap.
At some point Sarah n Trooned needs to get a KF thread, the algos are pushing him so hard and he is trying to be total stealth mode and doing a lot of scrubbing and hiding.

Im trying to find Sarah n Trooned's deadname and build up a bunch of fact finding and old pictures. Normally I leave the trannies alone but Sarah n Tuned aka Sarah n Dipity is getting pushed by the algos hard and is pretending he is a girl and doing girly things and lots of men are falling for it. Also Sarah n Trooned has mid takes at best and cant even do tuning, he basically just outsources all the hard work. Because Sarah N Trooned is being dishonest the world needs to know its a mentally ill man and it has to stop. He polices reddit and youtube comments hard - try even saying something innocuous in the comments and its clear all comments are gate-kept.
 
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Anyone watch Jennings Motor sports? basically a redneck starting 50+ year old rusted to fuck engines. Dude has permanently altered my vocabulary with phrases like "hopefully the termites keep hold hands."
 
Just noticed this thread was bumped.

DankPods is unironically one of the best CarTubers out there; his mate James plays well off him (and it helps that James is a mechanic by trade). I'd go as far as to say that Garbage Time is better than DankPods' OG channel.


JayEmm. Reviews interesting cars, but also newer vehicles, and feels like old-old-school Top Gear before the first reboot. Lots of useful consumer information.
JayEmm comes across as a hardcore car guy. He'll road test virtually any car and find at least one positive thing to say about it.
Likes EVs. Doesn't like the way they're being forced onto everyone.
Jonny Smith has a very similar opinion about EVs. His argument is that the more people use EVs for mundane tasks like school runs and grocery shopping, the more petrol/gasoline will be around for enthusiasts to use properly.

fwiw I enjoy Jonny Smith way more as a YouTuber than I did when he was a presenter on Fifth Gear.
 
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Six seconds for 60 mph to 150mph in a BMW M2? Is that possible, as even the McMurtry Spéirling is just quicker, and that was designed to direct 2000kg of downforce to the road.

I wonder why 1Stockf30 thought he, a "street racer" didn't need to wear a seatbel That's the only reason I can think of that caused him to get thrown from the car.
 
Forrest’s Auto Reviews is a Chinese plant and you cannot convince me otherwise.

He always reviews Chinese cars, goes to Chinese car conventions and NEVER criticizes them.

Why is China so keen on importing and paying black men?!
Jayemm posted a video today about how BYD manage their 'influencers' and 'journalists'. In short, they pay for reviews and have strict control over everything. If you say something bad about them they will sue the fuck out of you.
 
Jayemm posted a video today about how BYD manage their 'influencers' and 'journalists'. In short, they pay for reviews and have strict control over everything. If you say something bad about them they will sue the fuck out of you.
Nothing new here. Bike Magazine in the UK slated the Honda Goldwing back in 1976.

Honda immediately withdrew their advertising from Bike, which had a massive effect on their revenue, and, I was informed,almost led to the magazine folding.

Since then, you could see the course of reviewing bikes change across the whole bike publishing industry. Manufacturers that produced really good bikes, but didn't pay for much advertising, never saw honest reviews. The winners, especially in group tests, were always those who issued the biggest advertising cheques.
 
Nothing new here. Bike Magazine in the UK slated the Honda Goldwing back in 1976.

Honda immediately withdrew their advertising from Bike, which had a massive effect on their revenue, and, I was informed,almost led to the magazine folding.

Since then, you could see the course of reviewing bikes change across the whole bike publishing industry. Manufacturers that produced really good bikes, but didn't pay for much advertising, never saw honest reviews. The winners, especially in group tests, were always those who issued the biggest advertising cheques.
My ex boss owned a bunch of high-profile magazines in his shitty little country...big name-regional version. One of them was a car magazine. He also owned a bunch of car dealerships. Guess which SUV ranked top of the pick when he overordered on Alfa Stelvios?
 
HeavyDSparks got falsely imprisoned by environmentalist NGOs he has been fighting in the courts since 2017. The lawyer of the NGOs tried to break into Meta headquarters to get more info on DSparks.


Archive here
 
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So again I've been getting served that nigger Rich Rebuilds vids and watched a couple. Does anyone know what happened between now and after he wrecked that Cobra with his friend/butt buddy in it and nearly killed him ? Or his dumb bint OnlyFans whore "assistant?" He's now in like a single bay garage with some twink helper - I just watched his Cadillac ELR videos.

Also I've started to like Monkey Wrench Mike. Just a dopey old retired boomer with an addiction to old broken fucking Mercs that should be absolutely put to pasture but he pushes on. He's friends with "Michelin Man" (my mom's nickname for Auto Auction Rebuilds - Randy. He's another infuriating idiot)

I still hate Tyler Hoover. I was visiting my elderly folks and my dad was watching the newer vid where he gives his bimbo dumb cunt wife a beat to hell GNX. Hope he gets divorce raped (again)

Ive also been following the $110,000 auction GM EV1 saga.

ALSO I love seeing Whistling Diesel get arrested for tax evasion. Look I get tax evasion is a crime but so are taxes plus his face is so punchable. This fucking moron decided to blow the lid off the Montana registration trick. A thing where if you know, you know. And if you know you know, you probably have someone who can do it for you the right way. You'd see a couple comments in Bring A Trailer comments but that was it - the IRS wasn't exactly trolling BaT comments. My guess is after WD posted his video bragging about evading $30,000 of sales tax on his Ferrari or whatever, Montana got a billion registration applications for shitty F350s and Ram 3500 and wondered what the fuck happened, probably used to a couple hundred Ferrari/Lambo etc registrations and no one cared so they called the feds.

Also that fat guy from KS Westin Champlin had that dumb nigger iseespeed or whatever at his place recently - what an annoying nigger. Westin also recently put a cumminGs 6.7 (don't even do the meme) in a Rolls Royce Phantom lol pretty epic.


Anyway, hope all you YouTube car fags are good, hit me with the hats !
 
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Ive also been following the $110,000 auction GM EV1 saga.
I had never seen that guy's videos before, but within five seconds I had him clocked as a faggot, and whaddya know? "My boyfriend", indeed.
I still hate Tyler Hoover. I was visiting my elderly folks and my dad was watching the newer vid where he gives his bimbo dumb cunt wife a beat to hell GNX. Hope he gets divorce raped (again)
You know, for someone who (IIRC) claimed in his divorce filings that his ex-wife cheated on him, he sure had that bubbleheaded bimbo hanging around awful quickly. :thinking:
 
I had never seen that guy's videos before, but within five seconds I had him clocked as a faggot, and whaddya know? "My boyfriend", indeed.

You know, for someone who (IIRC) claimed in his divorce filings that his ex-wife cheated on him, he sure had that bubbleheaded bimbo hanging around awful quickly. :thinking:
Well I didn't know the buyer was a fag, I'm only following it through Jarod at the Questionable Garage - Freddy the niggers old mechanic
 
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