💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%

  • Total voters
    699
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10/13/2025 - October 13, 2025 - Notice of Judicial Determination
Judicial Officer: Schultz, Heidi E.
Index #76

Aaron Imholte continues to stack Ls , as Judge Heidi E. Schultz reviews and DENIES his request for weekend jail stints.
Schultz is so disinterested in his argument that she provides a two sentence directive as an overlay to his request filing. No reasoning or argument. Get in the cell, toe man.
Aaron is now due to attend jail for 8 days straight from this Friday.

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Nick Rekieta has taken this news with an expected level of glee.
We are seeing a rapid uptick in (Manic Nick) behavior. Could we be in for a new Balldo Season 2 arc?
Isn't Nick still under the TRO? Isn't he supposed to not talk about Aaron at all?
 
Isn't Nick still under the TRO? Isn't he supposed to not talk about Aaron at all?
He's under Gag Order for content regarding the TRO, he's allowed to generally talk about him regarding non-TRO topics.
Is it advisable, no. Is it allowed? Yes.
 
Aaron Imholte continues to stack Ls , as Judge Heidi E. Schultz reviews and DENIES his request for weekend jail stints.
Minnesota Judge is the Florida Man of judges. Nuke Minnesota. What a shit state. Why does anyone willingly live there?
 
I scraped his IG follower list where Balldo's Gate eventually discovered Ricardo and Romaine in plain sight.
About then was when I realized Nick wasn't just a degenerate drug addict piece of shit, but also an absolute moron. I think it was some time around then that someone who was probably his coke dealer was also right there on his social media. What a completely retarded fag.

He had his bulls and his dealer right on Cuckbook.
It's not unreasonable to order 8 days straight.
It's unreasonable to have prosecuted this at all in the first place.

I'm just somewhat impatient when a literal nothingburger like this gets years in court while there are 764/com types who are literally raping children and spamming child porn for years straight, while being doxed, and absolutely nothing happens.

Never mind the absolute fiends who dose their own children with cocaine.
 
I’ve never been a jail bird before but wouldn’t just getting it over and done with be better? Rather than having it hang over your head for weeks on end?
 
I’ve never been a jail bird before but wouldn’t just getting it over and done with be better? Rather than having it hang over your head for weeks on end?
It matters -- doing it on weekends means he could still do his show. Losing his show for 8 days in a row costs him a lot of money. I'd rather do it just on weekends in exchange for being able to not lose a week of income. Then again... what is a week of income for his show to lose?
 
It's not unreasonable to order 8 days straight.

Coupled with how everything has gone so far, are you surprised this was the outcome?
Not surprising at all. I can't find it on a quick search, but someone had posted info IIT about Stearns County generally not allowing the weekend option for jail time. I don't blame him or his lawyer for trying to go with a schedule that was more accommodating, but this was the most likely outcome for Aaron.

If Aaron didn't want to serve it, there's a myriad number of ways he could have avoided it. Number one being, don't associate with, and don't make Flat Broke Geno Bisconte the voice of the internet show synonymous with you, not even for a day.

*Taps the sign*
Aaron's like the fourth or fifth guy Geno has been accessory to, to land someone in jail. This will be the third time Geno has helped Aaron go to jail (all for the same issue, but via different acts). Troubles follow in Geno's wake, a stench not dissimilar to the one one that follows April.

Of course, Aaron's option number two was, gamble and take it to trial, and hope you get more chuds than Karens on the jury. Maybe even get some tasty jury nullification going on this horseshit law. But is that worth a gamble on a felony? The $50 KNU was a funnier outcome and cheaper (barring Geno's further involvement).
 
Remember that scene on Nick's show where he swore on a mountain of Bibles to Vic's mom that he'd never let him get done dirty? Then he did him dirty with utter incompetence and then ran away like a total coward?

Yeah. As bad as Nick.

That account really was what bother me about the affair. I doubt we will ever know what happened, but I think Vic did him a favout by not speaking about it. Ty had enough grace to say 'it was all my fault', but that rings hollow when you look at the final bill Vic had to pay.

Isn't Nick still under the TRO? Isn't he supposed to not talk about Aaron at all?

But how do you KNOW it is about Aaron? It could be about the 8-day ceremonial circumcision custom of the Jews! It could be about Channukah or Passover! It could even be about 8-day antique clocks!

How do you know!?
 
It's unreasonable to have prosecuted this at all in the first place.

I'm just somewhat impatient when a literal nothingburger like this gets years in court while there are 764/com types who are literally raping children and spamming child porn for years straight, while being doxed, and absolutely nothing happens.

Never mind the absolute fiends who dose their own children with cocaine.
I don't disagree with any part of this.
 
You've got to hand it to Geno Bisconte, he is a unique anomaly in US law in that he has successfully sent a defendant to prison three times without even being a plaintiff, victim, cross-examined witness or named co-conspirator.
 
Well, firstly, nobody had to talk Vic into filing a lawsuit. That he was going to, in one form or another, was a given. He was set to do that early on, before he hired Ty (see below).
Well, yes. Maybe I should have been more precise.
They talked him into picking one particularly lawyer and sold himself to the lawtube racket, where he unironically thought to have a team of legally competent people in his corner who would help him get justice for himself.

He got the opposite. He got taken advantage of by a group of maggots gnawing on the flesh of US jurisprudence that was early lawtube.

Its sad that he never filed complaints with the bar about every single lawyer involved in this clusterfuck, who "advised" him.
 
I’ve never been a jail bird before but wouldn’t just getting it over and done with be better?
Never been in jail (other than the one where I had lunch because the jail was in the courthouse and catered so well even judges would find excuses to eat there). But yeah I'd personally prefer just getting it over with. It's kind of Aaron retardation because he doesn't want to miss streaming (even though streaming is pretty much why he is going to jail in the first place).
He got the opposite. He got taken advantage of by a group of maggots gnawing on the flesh of US jurisprudence that was early lawtube.
In retrospect, "LawTube" turned out to be even worse than "Law Twitter," with Rekieta-ism having been a metastasizing cancer on it.
 
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I’ve never been a jail bird before but wouldn’t just getting it over and done with be better? Rather than having it hang over your head for weeks on end?
Nick at one point held that opinion. If the option was a few months in jail versus years of probation better to take the jail rather than live under restrictions for years. Two days in jail really changed his tune.
 
I’ve never been a jail bird before but wouldn’t just getting it over and done with be better? Rather than having it hang over your head for weeks on end?
That's what I thought but it's all about one of the idiots winning in court over another one of the idiots. Aaron is in a position unique to internet grifters where jail time has far less consequence than a normal person would deal with. If he wasn't a moron he could figure out how to squeeze superchats out of it. Sadly, this has been about hurt feelings and eating cum for a long time now, any semblance of justice in this retarded situation has been out of the picture since Nick Rekieta got let off with a slap on the wrist.
 
Imagine hating your wife so much you try to replace her with a mentally ill girl half her age named "daggerpussy"

Bored with niggerpussy, chasing daggerpussy?

I'll give you one point. I am permanently ashamed of having ever expressed approval of this piece of shit

I'm embarrassed that I signed up for his locals channel. The free version. I left after a day or so, because too much spam, too much begging, etc. So I didn't leave because of the wine mom degeneracy. I didn't stick around long enough for that. But I hate anything that pretends to offer something for free, but they're just providing a substandard service as a loss leader to get you to sign up for the paid offering.

BTW - Nick is DEFINITELY going to swing by Aaron's house while he's in the slammer. He's too passive and feminine to do anything direct like vandalize it or break in, but he's definitely going to sit in his car on the street and

masturbate. He's going to sit in the car and masturbate.
 
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