💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[CharcoalChkn]

I hate when men come into this thread and tell us how to behave on our own damn board.

Shut the fuck up. Half the fun of the BP is acting like catty high school bitches. I wanna call Anisa an ugly fat skank for the love of the game and I don't need to see 2 pages of people sperging out coping "she's not that bad.."

 

[Preacher ✝]

I agree with all of this except your assertion that her baseline is mid, as she is only mid with caked on makeup, filters and flattering angles. Without all of those things she's a Bangladeshi 5 at best.

Is 5 not the mid point between 1 and 10? Are you using the IGN version of the scale?

Regardless, not being a landwhale goes a long way these days.

 

[YaBoi]

I hate when men come into this thread and tell us how to behave on our own damn board.

Shut the fuck up. Half the fun of the BP is acting like catty high school bitches. I wanna call Anisa an ugly fat skank for the love of the game and I don't need to see 2 pages of people sperging out coping "she's not that bad.."

Even if Anisa was physically attractive, she's a lazy, shit-stirring drama queen. The novelty of dating a lazy woman wears off pretty quick when you realize that 5 years down the track, you'll be paying her way for everything while she contributes virtually nothing to the household.

She's an ugly bitch on top of all these terrible traits. When she did look half-decent, she was showing the world what a complete dumbass she was in her Youtube videos.

You're not meant to get into a relationship or wife a dumb, ugly bitch like Anisa. The people I've seen commit to these types are typically timid men with no self-esteem who have never been in a relationship prior to the Anisa they've committed to. It's a tragedy that these types get to breed and carry on their lineage.

 

[TokiBun]

I hate when men come into this thread and tell us how to behave on our own damn board.

Shut the fuck up. Half the fun of the BP is acting like catty high school bitches. I wanna call Anisa an ugly fat skank for the love of the game and I don't need to see 2 pages of people sperging out coping "she's not that bad.."

Fucking THANK YOU. No one cares about her looks genuinely her personality is so fucking abhorent she could be a super model and still be an unattractive bitch. Fuck off and don't comment here unless it's to make fun of these two for being cluster B messes with zero self awareness.

 

[crb]

bitch looks like jackie chan would drink from her head in forbidden kingdom ( 2008 ) this roald dahl theory looking ass

 

[Troonski]

Anyone else notice that Ian never says anything in argument against any of his detractors? He's so focused on calling things weird/creepy. I would respect him a whole lot more if he could actually argue his positions rather then sperg out and call people creepy racist incel weirdos. He thinks arguing is just declaring something as fact and never really explains it. Isn't that kind of the point of being a breadtuber? To proselytize leftism?

 

[Leo Frank]

Three pages of people shitting up the thread semi simping for anus and I got banned for a month for saying denims was more attractive than her.

Not being fat doesn’t mean you’re still not ugly.

She is a hound. A fridge. A baboon. Crooked nose. A pearhead with jack-o’-lantern teeth. A she beast.



Tell me that’s not a fridge

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Anyone else notice that Ian never says anything in argument against any of his detractors? He's so focused on calling things weird/creepy. I would respect him a whole lot more if he could actually argue his positions rather then sperg out and call people creepy racist incel weirdos. He thinks arguing is just declaring something as fact and never really explains it. Isn't that kind of the point of being a breadtuber? To proselytize leftism?

That ummm such fuckin’ umm uhh… such a fuckin’ weird thing to ummm say uhh really uhh fuckin’ creepy… … … dude you fuckin’ ummm sound dumber than ummm rocks.

 

[Judge Holden]

It's heartening in a way that a libtard like this has a big audience, and that he represents a group of people ideologically opposed to me who still don't believe I should be killed for my beliefs in front of my children.

On the flip side the people who would celebrate my death look like this:

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The Raped continues his inevitable transition into one of Francisco Goya's black paintings


EDIT: As for Anus I call your attention to the centre figure in Retard caught gooning to Beetle Borgs porn....

 

[Hateocracy]

I could make Anisa cry over an in person chat is the equivalent to threatening violence then I don't know what to tell you

I appreciate how you did go to bat for Ian, like Klein did, like Dad and Harley did, like many of us did, before realizing he is an equally foul piece of trash when placed next to Anisa.

Anisa will never answer your questions. You're everything she wants (remember the ring incident?) Married to doting, successful husband + mother + maker of artisanal handcrafted goods (imagine her making soap). All these things she LARPs as but falls short of achieving.

Like Hila Klein, your existence is anathema to her narrative. Remember what Anisa said about the ultimate fate of a video game centred around Ethan Klein: "You have to kill him!"

Anisa "unbothered and offline" Jomha running to Ian anytime Ethan drops an ig story about them

Life for Anisa is grim. Now the entire world knows every time she kisses Ian she's getting a mouthful of urine. BEHOLD: the front-runners of Palestinian liberation.

 

[atrocious esteban]

Ian is currently live. He said on stream that he wants to box Ethan and that "consequences need to come his way."

If this fucking stupid little faggot isn't gonna box Nathan "Dad" Barnett who was almost certainly going to go easy on him, why in the holy mother of ASS would this monkey wanna fight Ethan who is

A. Gonna have actual time and money to hire the absolute best boxing trainer in the entire solar system

and

B. Have a legitimate reason to wanna beat the ever loving shit out of his nasty disgusting ass just like Doctor Mike did?

He's such a pathetic sniveling loser that it makes me sick. And him and his ratchet-ass wife have the balls to bitch and moan about Twitter people calling them gross and stupid and gay? If they ever had someone like that one nigger who walked up to Ethan and his wife in the middle of like Rodeo Drive or some shit and call him out for wanting the death of all sandniggers or w/e, I don't have a doubt in my mind that they'd cry about it on stream. I can't wait for next year. I'm gonna be playing tf out of GTA VI and getting to watch the Johmas get increasingly desperate for views.

 

[CyberInu]

She's getting a little chonky, those thighs are thicc.

 

[Bulgarian Lives Matter]

Thanks to Chipkipling on r/imisstheoldidubbbz for pointing this out (Archive):

It seems that Simple Ian has lost around 500-600 Twitch subs overnight:

(I looked at it on streamscharts myself and it's accurate).

This was his Twitch sub count at the end of October 1st:

And this is at the end of his most recent livestream. He already lost around 100 Twitch subs playing that Wolf Among Us game (which is, again, Ian being behind the trend, as that game is 12 years old and far from relevant).


Someone on the subreddit says that someone donated 600 Twitch subs during the first drama stream about Ethan Klein and that's why the drop-off happened:

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

Just ignore the poonerposter. He is severely retarded in every thread he posts in, and I suspect he is UBER autistic and cannot read between the lines/has facial blindness. Retard who thinks comparing a woman's body to a morbidly obese man's is somehow in the same ballpark should be ignored because he is either drooling on his chin as he types, or he is baiting you.

In that way, he has a lot in common with Ian's audience, I guess...

 

[Mac Monster]

Thanks to Chipkipling on r/imisstheoldidubbbz for pointing this out (Archive):

It seems that Simple Ian has lost around 500-600 Twitch subs overnight:
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(I looked at it on streamscharts myself and it's accurate).

This was his Twitch sub count at the end of October 1st:
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And this is at the end of his most recent livestream. He already lost around 100 Twitch subs playing that Wolf Among Us game (which is, again, Ian being behind the trend, as that game is 12 years old and far from relevant).
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Someone on the subreddit says that someone donated 600 Twitch subs during the first drama stream about Ethan Klein and that's why the drop-off happened:

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Looks like he's going to have to fire up another shit video 'debunking' Ethan Klein and the casino if he wants to get the paypigs back. I doubt the Greta Thunberg video he's cooking will give him the same boost.

 

[Mediocre Ghost]

A solid 10/10 according to some kiwi simps in this thread

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This is what she looks like in the wild when someone else is filming. Her social media is obviously maximally angle frauded, filtered and edited and its crazy that people fall for it

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Who the fuck gave this bitch a 10/10?

 

[Chongqing]

Ian did a "gender breakdown" poll to see what his 200 viewers audience on Twitch is like. He says he wants to lose more subscribers so that he loses his male audience, and wants to make more content that appeals to "women and non-binary."

He's such a hateful person. My God.

 

[ThePissWitch]

Ian should just cut to the chase and troops out while he can still afford it.

 

[Judge Holden]

Looks like he's going to have to fire up another shit video 'debunking' Ethan Klein and the casino if he wants to get the paypigs back. I doubt the Greta Thunberg video he's cooking will give him the same boost.

Secret Ending Unlocked: The Raped cheats on Anus with Gretabolg - Goblin Chief of the North, and flees to Sweden after stealing every last OnlyFans penny from her

 

[thebigdream]

And this is at the end of his most recent livestream. He already lost around 100 Twitch subs playing that Wolf Among Us game (which is, again, Ian being behind the trend, as that game is 12 years old and far from relevant).

Holy shit, the Wolf Among Us, what a blast from the past. The last time that game was relevant, Ian was too. Streaming any of the Telltale Games catalogue in the year of our lord 2025 is an odd move, but I suppose it's befitting for Simple Ian since he can just mash QTE buttons to win.