Opinion Tron: Ares is so bad it makes you wish AI would hurry up and destroy Hollywood - A shambolic film populated by some of the most aggressively charmless characters ever seen in a blockbuster

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Robbie CollinChief Film Critic
07 October 2025 5:01pm BST

1.5/5 stars

There is a small group of films whose names double as reviews, and Tron: Ares is just a switch of its last two letters away from joining the club. The American film with the most unfortunate title in Britain since Our Souls At Night is a balloonishly pompous science-fiction smashathon, starring Jared Leto as the world’s greatest artificial intelligence programme, who beams out of his evil programmer’s mainframe and into the real world via an enormous 3D printer.
It’s a semi-sequel to 2010’s Tron: Legacy – which, at a time when cinematic universes were springing up everywhere, made a belated attempt to convert 1982’s Tron into a viable Disney franchise.

Ares makes an even less persuasive job of this than its predecessor, largely because its one good idea – the series’ signature high-speed motorbikes, the Light Cycles, streaking through a real city – comes buried under two hours of bloated and un-absorbing non-plot, populated by some of the most aggressively charmless characters seen in a blockbuster since the Star Wars prequels.

Leto, who also produces, is merely the most prominent offender, and the Morbius and Suicide Squad star is painted in an absurdly flattering light throughout. His Ares (pronounced Aries) is a sort of Byronic philosopher-ninja, and was developed by Evan Peters’s tech tyrant – the grandson of the original film’s David Warner – as the ultimate soldier for the AI warfare age.
The only catch? After 29 minutes on the loose, Ares’s programming glitches, and he collapses into a pile of pixels. So off he goes to find a mythical chunk of code written by Jeff Bridges’s Kevin Flynn, which can extend his lifespan to that of a regular human. Alas, the whereabouts of this digital holy grail is known only to Greta Lee’s programming whiz Eve Kim, who – double alas – as a heroine, has all the personality of a doorknob.

In the film’s wholly shambolic first act, Leto serves as the villain. But after rebelling against his creator and being supplanted by his former right-hand woman, Jodie Turner-Smith’s Athena, he reinvents himself as Eve’s sworn defender – and soon the two are hopping between corporeal and virtual planes, dodging peril that feels no realer in the flesh-and-blood world than the computerised one.

Elsewhere, Gillian Anderson has nothing to do but tut as Peters’s disapproving mother – one of a number of spots where the reshoot joins are visible – while the Leto-centric epilogue is an unwitting hoot: a David Brent vision of maverick cool. If AI really is about to destroy Hollywood, Ares has certainly got the ball rolling on its behalf.

In UK cinemas from October 10
 
2020's Jared Leto looks so filthy and sleazy, you expect to see lice in his hair and sores on his lips. He should play homeless meth dealers in all his future movies.
What if your favourite album is a Daft Punk one?
Perfect. Then you skip the dull plot and bad acting, and just have the appropriate music.
 
Legacy was visually intoxicating for me as a kid. The Daft Punk score is incredible.

Story-wise it was lackluster but still fun to watch. I cringed as soon as I saw Disney was making a remake.
I think there will be AI-movies soon enough because Hollywoods product is an overpriced pile of poop that appeals to no one.
 
I'm just surprised Leto keeps getting major roles in movies.
I've explained this to people before.
He is the lead singer in a band that has a huge following among women.
Money people in Hollywood assume that those fangirls will add to the box office.
It never worked except maybe a little bit with Suicide Squad.
His fanbase doesn't watch sci fi and capeshit.

I think he would work in like a Basic Instinct type of erotic thriller that appeals to women.
He could have been the rich dude in 50 Shades of Grey, that role where he's sexual and creepy fits him.

They need to stop putting him in action movies because those appeal to men and men don't like Leto.
 
Going to go see this in the proper way: in a 4DX Regal theater where the seats move like it's a fucking ride. Kids are going to love it. I don't expect anyone will want to see it twice. You don't go to one of those theaters for the plot, any more than you go on a roller coaster for the story.
You're forgetting the LSD
 
Original Tron: Extraordinary concept, ground breaking visuals, middling execution
Tron Legacy: Interesting concept, Beautiful, middling story and execution wasted on derivative racism/Holocaust parable.
Tron Uprising: Probably by far the best executed in the series dragged down by derivative racism/Holocaust parable.

Tron Ares: Interesting concept, but looks like another middling execution going by reviews.

There are so many much more interesting paths you could go down with the Tron concept than the racism parable thats been done a million times before or whatever Ares was about. Like for example an exploration portraying the Users as gods to the programs or how about connecting the tron system to the internet? Nobody has pulled off a decent franchise about the virtual world since the Matrix and we're way overdue for one about such a basic and ubiquitous concept.
 
The original movie was fine. It was a weird little story with some neat effects. Sequels were not really needed but when does that stop studios?
It was boring af.

Nobody wanted a TRON sequel in the 80's, so it's dumb of them to think they could build a franchise out of a movie that was considered disappointing in 1982.

I didn't even know they made toys for the original movie.
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I never saw kids playing with TRON stuff in the early 80's, but everybody had the Star Wars toys.
 
The first nuTron movie relied entirely on the visuals (hot chicks in tight spandex, an attractive and charismatic male lead and cool glass/neon dark futurist environments) and the Daft punk soundtrack.

Disney decided to make Jared Leto the lead, put a bunch of frumpsters in ugly outfits around him and then make the Grid lame and uninspired compared to the real world. Amazingly, this is not the formula for success!
 
The first nuTron movie relied entirely on the visuals (hot chicks in tight spandex, an attractive and charismatic male lead and cool glass/neon dark futurist environments) and the Daft punk soundtrack.

Disney decided to make Jared Leto the lead, put a bunch of frumpsters in ugly outfits around him and then make the Grid lame and uninspired compared to the real world. Amazingly, this is not the formula for success!

For those confused as to why he's in it supposedly he championed the project and put up a lot of funding for it.

Though this might not explain why he kept getting all those other projects.
 
>go to movie premiere, see live band
>everybody stand perfectly still with your cell phone up, we wouldn't want to look like we're having fun or anything

zoomzooms are cooked fr fr on gyatt etc.
also it's not like this is intended to be LOUD:
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:stress:
 
You know what? I am revising my position having rewatched the movie. Tron: Legacy is a good film. The premise is absurd but then so is the original's. If you are willing to accept that then it's a pretty fun ride with a whole bunch of fun moments and Jeff Bridges is good in both his roles. Come at me - I like Tron: Legacy and the fact the creators of this said they're not interested in following on from it is a negative.
 
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