I agree with most of what you say, being brought up among Americans abroad I get it, with the exception that you're describing western Europe. Us EastEnders are still hanging on by a thread, but that may soon come to an end with how the EU influence is growing stronger over US with each day. There will have to be a schism at some point, but it'll be infinitely harder thanks to how the Bri'ish fumbled theirs.
And I'd love to come and visit real American places. Not just mount Rushmore and the Grand Canyon but Id really like to get lost in a Americana town like something out of Twin Peaks, have a nice meal in a diner, or just drive through a less-traveled road.
That being said, I refuse to go before you guys get rid of
- the fucking TSA niggers
- feral niggers with guns
Only those 2 things I promise
Ok maybe you could also lay off with the HFCS, that shit is disgusting and not good for you