💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Patrick, renowned military badass and family man, passes judgement on Pete Hegseth.
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Pat's telling on himself again.
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Divine right to rule said:
According to Patrick's "definition" there are more Nazis today than in any part of history.

I wonder if he has actual paranoia, induced by years of trolling?
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Almost certainly but fat is also one of those idiot liberal types where everything that doesn't align with his narrow and flawed world view is a nazi. Which I personally don't like as it removes all meaning and gravity from the word
 
reptile baht spaniard rid said:
what the actual fuck is this shit?

it's like he's trying to mimic the "THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS" copypasta, badly, but the fuck I don't even understand. What the hell is a Cuisinart (which is a company that makes various appliances)? I presume he's trying to describe the cat as a food processor, but a food processor ALREADY IS A SLICER what the actual fuck I'm angry now I'm MatI the poor English language has suffered enough the fuck
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He couldn't even spell Cuisinart right.
 
Entomologist said:
He's also fat.
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He is, isn't he? Like, really fat. I'll give you credit for pointing it out first and I hope more of us do as time goes on.
AnOminous said:
Just look at him, with his gay nipples protruding,
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Rather disrespectful, I'd say.
Johnny Doxville said:
Almost certainly but fat is also one of those idiot liberal types where everything that doesn't align with his narrow and flawed world view is a nazi. Which I personally don't like as it removes all meaning and gravity from the word
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Consider that with how often that word is thrown around these days it won't be long until we have a histrionic oink-out after he's called a Nazi. Hopefully it'll be by an actual sheboon this time and not someone cosplaying one.
 
Major said:
Do you think fatrick and his wife share bras? They're about the same cup size.
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No, sTalker. They don't. Bras work off moob cup size and torso measurement. Ol' Farty Tits Tomlinson there has an enormous* lead over her.

Not understanding titty holsters is what I'll now proclaim as the reason you died in the past tense even though you're clearly alive. You know, like a working author would.

*-He's rather fat, you see
 
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