💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

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The Candyman/school shooter jokes have been getting real old. I propose a "relevant MDE" comment in the vein of relevantxkcd.
 
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"I didn't shock you. You fell!"
 
DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK said:
He's gonna kill Kaya. He's mad and retarded and impotent and she's going to go "live with his mom" or some shit like that. If she's even alive now. I've seen his little baby bitch kicks, the only thing he has power over physically is this beaten dog. She's going to be "phased out" of his image. Possibly replaced like with his rent-a-ho girlfriends, who are also props.
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Idubbbz could replace Kaya as the stream pet, he would be more obedient and wouldn't even need a shock collar.
 
Amerikaner Teddybär said:
I think Hasan's dying of a thousand cuts, mostly self-inflicted. The question remains when will Hasan get his shit rocked in.
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He's eating a feast of a thousand nothingburgers so far. Platform support (Twitch, Reddit) isn't drying up, and his fanbase of raving retards are all coping and seething. It might hurt his numbers a little bit, but he's not "dying".

Although maybe that congressional hearing can change that :optimistic:
 
Amerikaner Teddybär said:
I think Hasan's dying of a thousand cuts, mostly self-inflicted. The question remains when will Hasan get his shit rocked in.
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Honestly I think it's both Twitch and Hasan that are gonna get rocked, like if Twitch ever gets sued into oblivion or gets shut down (which keeps becoming more likely) I assume it would mostly be at the fault of Hasan. Not only because of the things he does on stream but because of the way Twitch clearly favor him and choose not to apply the rules to him, and out of all things that he has done I doubt Twitch will give him anything more than a slap on the wrist for this.
 
People are so righteously focused on disproving Hasan’s bullshit on if it’s an actual shock collar or not, that a lot of people else where aren’t even mentioning that the core of the issue is that Hasan reprimanded his dog for stepping out of her bed.

I don’t have a super secure backyard, and my dogs still have free rein of the house 98% of the time, except for two rooms and the garage. And I didn’t have to shock them to keep them out of those two rooms.

People across the internet should press Hasan even more for why he thinks the dog should just sit there and lay on the bed during hours long streams (other than the real reason that we already know, which is that he wants a prop). At this point, he just needs to buy a large stuffed dog and give Kaya to a loving home.
 
Polyarmory said:
He's eating a feast of a thousand nothingburgers so far. Platform support (Twitch, Reddit) isn't drying up, and his fanbase of raving retards are all coping and seething. It might hurt his numbers a little bit, but he's not "dying".

Although maybe that congressional hearing can change that :optimistic:
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did twitch even show up?
 
harmy.kook said:
>Locked profile
>Self-admitted Leftist
>"Totally never heard of the most propped up Leftist Influencer outside of Keffals and Contrapoints"

Everyone please just Ignore/move on
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No matter when, no matter where, no matter how good the times are, or how bad, there will always be some autistic faggot to insert politics into completely unrelated situations.
 
SNEED.EXE said:
Hasan Piker - has only got one ball
Milhouse - has two but very small
Vaush - his balls were squashed
And poor old iJomzzz has no balls at all...
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Pacing, tempo and rhythm are important.

Hasan Piker has a single ball.
Milhouse has two but very small.
Vaush has nuts squashed in a ball
And poor old iJomzzz has no balls at all.

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You're welcome.
 
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