💀 Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

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To me, that AI generated letter means persons/weens unknown have been successful with stressing him out by contacting different discussion groups and their mods with information about Andy.

I can't say I'd do it, but I support the inevitable end result of Andy being rejected by others online, and not because of any hearsay, but because some random human being was shown Andy's self-recorded archive of his own terrible words and actions against others.
 
To me, that AI generated letter means persons/weens unknown have been successful with stressing him out by contacting different discussion groups and their mods with information about Andy.

I can't say I'd do it, but I support the inevitable end result of Andy being rejected by others online, and not because of any hearsay, but because some random human being was shown Andy's self-recorded archive of his own terrible words and actions against others.
I don't believe that the letter is AI generated, it has too many Andy-isms in it.

The entire thing is a joke. This supposed mental handicapped man that is too retarded to wipe his own arse is somehow able to write all of that and even quote the article number of a New York state mental hygiene law. We all know that Amdy isn't a retard, it's all faked so he can force people to participate in his fetish, but how can he think this does anything but bring it into question? At this point I think he just enjoys rubbing peoples faces in it.
 
The entire thing is a joke. This supposed mental handicapped man that is too retarded
Fair enough, but then again that is why I refrained from reading any of it. An attention-seeking malingerer who gets off on wasting people's time is pretending that to come back for more, after never having left, and so I feel almost obligated to not read it or acknowledge it, but instead seek out the opinions of kiwis/ anyone but Andy. The current process that is occurring is far too mechanical for me, he wants his attention on his terms/when he desires it, so I feel obligated to stymie that process even if its just here.
At this point I think he just enjoys rubbing peoples faces in it.
He loves plausible deniability and plays dumb well enough, but keen eyed squatchwatchers have noticed too much, Andy's vengeful/maliciously retarded. Last time he went down to Tonawonda he started faking a supposed attribute of 'touwette's' again across multiple pictures, it was pretty clear it was a sneer on his face, especially with the photo comments he would leave beside it.

Or the enabler he got fired from her job because Andy had to flaunt his access to her underaged stepkids to anonymous internet users. Just wait, Andy's biggest buzer is his own karma.
 
"My name is Amby Ditch. I'm not going to go into my usual clown routine because that's what you want. So here I go into my usual clown routine making all the same arguments and excuses!

Its not gonna work this time... I can't explain how but it won't work!

You all tell the truth about me, and that scares me right out of my diaper. I shared my life on a public forum, and you all looked at it. Shame on you. My father aboosed me, and neglected me, despite... y'know, setting me up with an apartment and putting a roof over me, and not pressing charges all those times but HE ABOOSED ME. EVERYONE ABOOSED ME.

No one can question my story! I totally spiked my family's food with laxatives and got away with it. I got arrested a lot and because my parents dropped all the charges that means I didn't do it. Remember, I'm so stupid I can't string words together, let me remind you I know a lot of legal terms. Look how immaculately I write for a dumb-dumb.

My boolies got the cops to aboose me in cleveland. I totally never stole a credit card despite evidence to the contrary.

I like recording children with a tablet and roleplaying as a retard around children on roblox and have videos of me RPing on my speak n spell about making a litle girl shit in a diaper but I'm not a pedo gaiz.

I didn't talk till I was 5... or was it 4? 8? Lets go with 5 this time.

I am going to say today that I was NOT SA'd by my brother. Tomorrow that might change.

My parents were under investigation for neglect... I called the cops so much the cops knew everyone by name.

Let me list everything I think is wrong with me this week. A lot of this is stuff I made up just for this list.

I have been on social security disability since I was 7 because that totally happens. Remember, I'm a big moron who needs 24/7 care but I can write all this and use all these big words. I don't want help, but I need it and if I don't get it I will harass you and call you a booly. earlier I said my parents loved and protected me, but now I'm going to say they refused to help me and were evil boolies.

I was able to work part time and function in society before I found out I could larp as a retard.

Don't listen to the trolls who can provide evidence of me saying these things. believe me, in this post. please. If you don't believe me you're a booly.

My squatch slave dad is bringing me back home this week. Remember, he abooses and neglects me and he is a danger to my health but he's bringing me home. I'm going to spend time with the family and dogs I poisoned. I intend on spending time on the playground watching more children."
 
Andy also says
1. “I am not scared of my dad”
- I feel like I’ve heard Andy say “DAD I’m SCARED of YOU” more than my own mother has said my name.
2. “Dad will play the guitar with me…”
- “STAHP YOUR HURTING MY EARS!!! WAHHH WAH WAHHHH”
3. “I’m going to dads house next week for four or five days”
- I personally don’t believe this because I want it to be true. How many months without new content has it been now??!
 
Andy also says
1. “I am not scared of my dad”
- I feel like I’ve heard Andy say “DAD I’m SCARED of YOU” more than my own mother has said my name.
2. “Dad will play the guitar with me…”
- “STAHP YOUR HURTING MY EARS!!! WAHHH WAH WAHHHH”
3. “I’m going to dads house next week for four or five days”
- I personally don’t believe this because I want it to be true. How many months without new content has it been now??!
1. You have. He screamed that a lot whenever he would flip out on tom. Especially when he tore up his diapers in the truck. Even in this letter he says he's not scared of his dad directly after saying his dad was abusive and neglectful.
2. One of the best things about andy is that he's told so many lies that the fucker cannot keep anything straight.
3. Sadly I do believe it. Tom... every time I think he's grown a spine andstood up to andy he'd give in a week later and do shit for him. Remember how he made his dad and brother clean him after he shit his pants at the funeral?
 
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To me, that AI generated letter means persons/weens unknown have been successful with stressing him out by contacting different discussion groups and their mods with information about Andy.

I can't say I'd do it, but I support the inevitable end result of Andy being rejected by others online, and not because of any hearsay, but because some random human being was shown Andy's self-recorded archive of his own terrible words and actions against others.

I don't think you can train an AI to sound this retarded and deluded.
 
But Andy's not actually retarded or autistic. He's been pretending to be both those things when he's really an evil genius.
Calling Andy a "genius" is giving him way too much credit. If he were a genius he'd be successful at fooling people, or better yet he'd realize that his entire fake autism shtick is a stupid waste of time and do something else with his life. The only reason Andy's gotten as far as he has is because 1) the idea that somebody would fake severe autism as part of a convoluted scheme to get people to wipe their ass is too weird/awful for most people to imagine and 2) even if the idea does cross their mind most people are unwilling to risk calling him out on it on the off chance that they're wrong.
 
i am having a tard moment, but can tell me where andy was arrested again, in ohio? i should know this, since i literally obtained the footage of said arrest from police, but i cant remember.
(:_(
 
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