🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

[quarter_grifter]

I skimmed through his show today during a walk and he spent over an hour raging out about Candace Owens grifting off Charlie Kirk's death using baseless conspiracy theories.

This is exactly the episode I clipped and still trying to post about. It's absolute insanity. I 100% agree that Jeremy is absolutely not the guy to be saying the shit he's saying, regardless of one's view of Candace (I only know of her name and a small amount of history, I have no opinion on her). I think I got some great shit on him, though. I've got one clip of him seeeeeeeeething for four minutes straight. It's quite a crashout. Just need the uploads to work again

 

[Wraithdolf the White]

I'm still convinced Jeremy went to some investment seminar marketed to Youtubers, and was conned into starting his own coffee brand. That's the only logical explanation for why so many mid-tier Youtubers (for example, those Harry Potter theory twins) started coffee brands around the exact same time.

*Welcome to the NHK pyramid scheme music plays*

 

[quarter_grifter]

Finally, I can upload - SUFFAH, JEREMY. This is gonna be a multi-post because I thought there was a lot of shit in that awful waste of time that I spent listening to his dumb faggot ass. Jeremy, you admitted to poking around here, and I hope you see this.

Quartering thinks streams like these are good content. I don't like watching it, but I do love the fact that he spends most of his time seething in his solo livestreams.

Is he caked in make-up, or are the bags really that bad? Look how contrasted the color of the skin is. It looks super unhealthy.

Spoiler: Going to start off with this one - Jeremy reveals his actual agenda

If this clip can't convince someone that Jeremy's only goal is to be aware of the various political narratives, stay ahead of them, and gauge where people are at, rather than actually applying intellect to solve problems or share what his own beliefs are, then I don't know what to say.

I think this is super funny when viewed in conjunction with this clip, where Jeremy says he's "not audience-captured", despite relying on talking to them every single day to stay ahead of the curve.

Then he says 100% of his topics are audience-generated. Totally not captured by that audience, though!

Has anyone noticed how Jeremy always launches into a plug for his paid exclusive shit right as he's launching into a new topic? If I were conspiracy-minded, I might think that he was using psychological manipulation.

Spoiler: He's really, Really, REALLY mad about Candace Owens

I dont know anything about Candace Owens and I don't give a shit. It's possible Jeremy is accurately describing her, it's possible he's not. I don't care either way, that's not what this section is about. It seems to be affecting his mental health, which I think is fucking hilarious.

Jeremy projects his beliefs into how he would act if he were in Candace Owen's position, then he SEETHES that he's not actually in that position.

He really, really, really wishes he had her audience, because once they've 'bought in' to her, they won't 'buy out', and that's EXACTLY what the quartering wants - permanent paypiggies. He also accuses the chat of being about to sperg out, then spergs out, himself. Bonus - SHE'S INVESTIGATION-LESS!!!

Jeremy is really mad. Then he tries to do some body-language analysis to prove she's lying. It doesn't go well, given that he can't possibly know if her video is mirrored, but the example he tries to act out doesn't even match up with the direction her eyes go, lmao. He's such an idiot.

"Candace Owens lies just as much as the mainstream media. Again, I don't think she's willingly lying". Back-to-back statements made by TheQuartering.

Apparently she's not lying? But join thequartering.com anyways!

His anger must be correlated with how many lies he thinks she's telling.

It comes to a boiling point of a 4-minute crashout, but he's done seething, guys! Totally done!

Apparently, his seething at Candace was actually his seething at some dude called Ian Carroll being transferred to her?

Spoiler: BAD NEWS FOR DEMOCRATS, GUYS!!!!!!!!

It's so fucking over for those lefty soyboys, the Democratic political party of the United States of America. Quartering has the final solution to ending the woke takeover of the country.


You can give him money and join his exclusive website. Hillary, Biden, Kamalobama, they never saw it coming!

EVEN CHARLIE KIRK'S ASSASSIN IS INVITED TO JOIN HIS EXCLUSIVE CLUB

If Tyler Robinson will just pay for an annual membership, then Jeremy can afford to send Hannah Claire to do some actual reporting. But if he doesn't get that membership, he might not be able to afford it. Signing up for Quartering memberships is actually 4d chess to pwn the libtards.

Part 2 of the clips that are organized by theme.

Spoiler: I realized watching this stream, that Jeremy always acts like he's on a covid lockdown social zoom call

To me, this just screams 'we're all in it together', '2 more weeks' -esque type social interaction. Is Jeremy stuck in 2020?

Maybe that's why he's addicted to X

Later, after 22 seconds of dead air and migraine-inducing 'singing', he goes even further and admits that his entire life revolves around being on the internet.

After all, he totally cares about what his audience is doing.

Spoiler: Jeremy is the only ethical journalist on the internet. Everyone else is lying to make money

Jeremy condemns people for 'lying for money'.

There's a lot of money in lying for money. You claim to have a lot of money, do you not, Jeremy? Did you get it by lying?

He could make a lot MORE money if he was just like everyone else.

And, being the only ethical person in political commentary, he has a cope explaining why he gets fewer superchats than his colleagues.

He deserves your money, because he reads all of the chat. It's tough work.

At the same time, he also knows that saying crazy things will increase his audience.

He's the only person who tells the truth about what they believe. The ONLY one.

He actually minimizes the cost for his audience as low as possible while still keeping the journalists and weirdos out. I agree with you on the first half of that, Jeremy, there are no journalists in your organization. But there are LOTS of weirdos.

He's the only journalist that does charity. After all, his audience paid so that an arcade could be rebuilt after BLM. Of course, Jeremy gets to take credit for that, since he organized it, and he needs you to know that he did, even though that has nothing to do with what the chat was saying, other than sharing a location.

But, giving Jeremy your money is "like, the coolest shit you can do".

Spoiler: Hasan

I find Jeremy calling anything else a cuck hilarious beyond reckoning.

Jeremy also calls Hasan a 'manlet', which is... not a very effective way of trying to combat him, I would guess. He's also jealous that Hasan's mansion is bigger than his.

Spoiler: Jeremy really, really, really likes to speculate on motives

He's very certain about the motive behind this attack.

Here he claims the FBI is the motive behind one of the attacks.

Here he speculates on 3 possible motives in less than 30 seconds.

Here he says he's not sure of the motives.

Jeremy demonstrates his crushing intellect in how to rule out conspiracy theories and confirm motives.

Part 3 of the clips that are organized by theme.

Spoiler: Safety concerns over political violence

Jeremy says Hasan is afraid of his own viewers acting out violently at a public event.

Jeremy is not afraid of his viewers. Also, he wants Hasan's mansion. Also, he goes to church. Also, Jeremy wants to flex that he made money from being attacked, because that's how normal people react to violence, by flexing their legal and financial prowess, not their ability to deal with it in the moment. He'll be God's most effective solder, now that he's been 'radicalized'.

Despite not being afraid of his viewers, Jeremy still can't ensure the safety of his employees.

Obviously, he's concerned about a political opponent showing up to inflict the violence, not one of his viewers. But that's exactly why I clipped this - because that's obviously what Hasan is concerned about happening to him. The amount of directly contradicting statements contained within the same stream really got to me after a minute.

Spoiler: Quartering is the assailant who drove through the Mormon barricade

I also see an obese white man, Jeremy.

I also see a large white man dressed all in black. Jeremy is confirmed to be the assailant.

Spoiler: Jeremy's channel is the subject of a pre-emptive strike, rather than being directly under attack

This is probably a bit of a sperg on my part, but the back-to-back walkbacks, flip-flopping and just generally making shit up on the spot was pissing me off.

There are also no popular conservatives on Twitch - is that because you're not conservative, or you're not popular, Jeremy?

The only people on Twitch are 'whores and left-wingers'. Which one are you, Jeremy? Or are you both, because as you say, there's not much difference?

And yet, despite Twitch being one of the major online safehavens for lefty bannermen, he's still growing his audience!

It must be because he's not conservative.

Also, there are no conservatives in America. Also, no one voted for Trump in 2016 because they wanted to vote for Trump, literally every single vote was just an anti-Hillary vote. Every single person in the country thinks exactly like Jeremy, and everyone else is lying about why Trump won in 2016.

But somehow, YouTube loves conservatives now, and in fact they are highly influential.

Despite being influential, no one is going to cater to them anyways. They're entirely irrelevant.

Spoiler: I don't know what to make of this one

It honestly seems like Jeremy thinks he's recording a YouTube video here, rather than engaging with a live audience. Now it could be possible that he's just saying it in anticipation of people watching it on-demand, but... if he thinks he actually has 30k people watching LIVE, wouldn't it make more sense to engage with them for your live show?

Maybe he thinks it's better practice to cater to the on-demand viewers, because he's so bad at engaging with a live audience.

But at the same time, he still understands he's talking to a live audience (allegedly). The constant transitioning from a live performance approach to a reusable pre-recorded-like approach is very disorienting. I had to include this because I wonder what he means when he says YouTube 'took him down' (he also says his live YT viewership peaked around 2k, if anyone finds that interesting).

Whatever it is, I'm going to choose to believe that the stupidity of his own content has destroyed his ability to interact coherently with the real world.

 

[returnofthemacandcheese]

Okay since I heard Kino Casino is coming back tomorrow I finally got my self together and clipped some of the stuff I was to lazy to recently since I really want more Quartering content.

This is going to be broken into parts, First section are a few random clips over the past couple weeks the rest is from his drunk stream tonight.

First things first the clips from the past couple weeks.

Jeremy derails his stream with a long rant about his cat pissing on $40,000 worth of custom furniture then the store stiffing him on the $6k extended warranty. Hannah Claire is over it.

Spoiler: Couch cat piss saga

In this stream Jeremy was MIA for most of the stream so Hannah and Nina Infinity were running the show. Jeremy showed up for about 30 minutes in the middle and completely derailed any coverage of shit anyone in the world would care about to cry about his cat pissing on his $40,000 worth of custom chairs then the furniture store stiffing him on the $6000 extended warranty he bought that was supposed to cover cat piss accidents.
Part 1: He also talks about how he forgot to cancel some Cloudflare account and it cost him $3000 at the beginning and he wants to flex on everyone that he has a big following online to get them to give him refunds.

He keeps ranting about the fucking couches at the end Hannah Claire is clearly super annoyed he keeps derailing the show while she is running it and very condescendingly thanks him for the update saying everyone was super interested in hearing out the saga of him trying to get a refund of his cat piss couches but would you like to move on to some actual content now?

Jeremy derails his show into a long begging session trying to get people to join his $6 a month Discord channel and has a meltdown over a chatter pushing back on the grift and threatens to fire an employee.

Spoiler: $6 Discord scam

He's irate that Tim Pool has 50,000 people paying $10 a month to join his private Discord and Jeremy can't manage more than a few signups a day. (He whines he can't get 50 a day but as we'll see in a more recent clip he only got "like 100 people" to join last month which averages to 3-4 a day) "I know Tim's content is better than mine but he's not offering more than the Discord!" He's mad because his Discord is so dead it doesn't make sense for people to pay for access to it, so likely once people see what's going on they usually leave. "I know you don't like the Discord but it's kind of the only option for memberships." -Guy who drops 8 videos a day but can't release member's only videos regularly. He then goes off on a chatter who calls him out for begging and says he didn't answer a customer service email. Jeremy says he has 2 paid employees answering customer service emails and if one isn't getting emailed he'll fire someone today. He continues making promises of lots of plans he will totally follow through on to make the Discord better than admits "Yeah me spending more time in there is a big part of it." Note he's been promising his fans as part of this pitch that he will be in the Discord every day and that all of the show hosts will pop in after each show to talk with the fans. I would bet hard money this isn't the case and this is an admission Quartering hasn't been following through on his end of the promised exclusive access., which is no surprise to anyone who saw my post about him failing to upload member's content about 100 different times in the past he's run this "members only exclusive content" scam. He also said he'd make a video on how to use Discord that weekend which he never did obviously. I cut out parts but this rant went on for a long time.

(note the weird sounds in this clip are because he's editing one of his daily videos in the background while he's livestreaming)

Jeremy is still scamming member's content, promising exclusive content and not delivering and blaming it on Charlie Kirk dying even though it's been over 3 month's since his last member's only video.

Spoiler: Scamming members

Jeremy responds to a chatter asking why he doesn't drop RC videos anymore. Jeremy promises an RC video but also says he will make several member's only videos this weekend as he has "a lot of making up to do to his members" and provide the content he promised for them but copes that this particular week he was too busy honoring Charlie Kirk's legacy to do any of that.

This was 2 weeks ago and he still hasn't done any member's only content since August 23rd and hasn't uploaded an actual member's only video since June 23rd. Actual scam.

Quartering is still fat and copes. Also has an internet tough guy moment claiming he can beat up antifa members.

Spoiler: Still fat + tough guy

Jeremy has lost 40 pounds since he started his weight loss journey but only if you ignore the 20 pounds he gained at the beginning. Reminder he has been talking about losing this weight since last year and has claimed to have been actually losing weight since at least early spring. He says 'when" he finally breaks 300 he wants to get a watch to celebrate then says he actually took a huge pay cut with his new Rumble deal so maybe he'll settle for a tattoo of a watch. BROKE FAGGOT

Jeremy goes on a short rant about the important of getting in shape and learning how to fight based on a conversation he had with Sam Hyde during his peak Charlie Kirk sperging (Sam was on Twitter all capping n-word replies at politicians in this same time period). He says since he trained with Sam Hyde he's now fully prepared to "piece up antifa soy fucks".

Tonight's Drunk Stream
The Charlie Kirk pump for Jeremy's channel is already dying down, much quicker than both probably he and I expected. Views on both channels and the the livestream are dropping daily, he's back to having trouble hitting 100k views on videos on his main channel, and the paypig financial support is slowing down. Things are starting to return to "normal."

Featuring the following segments:
Jeremy has a full on 10 minute meltdown yelling about a superchat supporting Candice Owens.
The trolls have taken over chat again.
Jeremy repeatedly baits fans with superchat goals to humiliate himself and still gets no support.
Lots of grifting his paid Discord.
Jeremy wants to say the n-word.
Admits he got beat up by a man wearing a dress.
Glazing Nick Fuentes, admits to watching him regularly, and wants badly to stream with him.
Tells a Holocaust joke to bait donos.
Denies being drunk.
Copes that he will never be Tim Pool but at least he has "a bigger head of hair."

Spoiler: Lots of stuff

Trolls are so active in the chat that people are telling Jeremy he needs mods. He turns on sub only mode in response.

Jeremy starts a humiliation ritual goal of 20x $20 or more super chats to take off his hat and reveal his deepest shame.

Everyone has already seen Jeremy's bald head before so there are zero interested parties.

Of course Quartering is going to hard push his new grift all stream. Give me $6 for literally nothing and join my Discord. He pitches this as a place you have exclusive access to him and says you can pitch show ideas to him there. He responds to a chatter saying "Oh so we can work for you for free then?" by responding "You'd actually be paying me,"

A chatter asks Jeremy is he ever says the n-word while gaming. He says no "unfortunately" he's never called someone the n-word but maybe one day he'll get drunk enough on stream to drop the ultimate power word.

As I've covered already Jeremy has been getting mobbed by fans who support conspiracy theories about Kirk's death nonstop, with people going so far as to accuse him to taking Israeli money to countersignal people like Candice Owens. He has been absolutely seething over this for the past week. This is important context for the next clip.

Jeremy did a segment on debunking Candice Owens claiming he still doesn't hate her he just wants to hold her accountable but then immediately betrays that statement and has a 10 minute long complete meltdown over a superchat pushing back on his criticism of her

Part 1:
This meltdown has a lot of yelling and sperging out and ends with him taking a swig out of what appears to be a tall screwdriver then dropping the epic quote "I'm live 4 hours a day for like fucking $12 in superchats. You think I'm getting paid for this shit?"

Part 2 of the Candice Owens rant where he tries to throw it back implying that maybe the Jews are paying Candice Owens, Ian Carroll, and Tucker Carlson to spread conspiracy theories to make anti-Zionists look stupid. He claims he was open to being "Jew-Pilled" by Nick Fuentes but now he's not interested because Candice Owens is such a stupid cunt.

"Just so everyone knows I got beat up by a man in a dress." Yes Jeremy we remember.

Jeremy sets another goal to "tell the most racist joke he's ever heard" which he repeatedly reminds everyone was told to him by his Jewish friend. This goal was also not reached but he promises to tell it anyways after a hard round of begging people to join his $6 a month Discord channel or superchat once they hear it.

The joke is obviously boomer tier and cringe and he has the worst delivery ever.
Immediately after the punchline he reads a chatter asking "On a scale of slurring to peeing in a drain how drunk are you?" Quartering insists he's good but then is so drunk he starts to reread the same message.

A chatter asks Jeremy how is feels that he'll never be Tim Pool even though it's obviously his obsession. He slurs out that he has "a bigger head of hair than Tim will ever have."

Jeremy admits he listens to Nick Fuentes all the time and wants him on the show. At another point in this stream he was literally begging Nick to do a show with him.

Jeremy insists that he has not been drinking looking extremely guilty.

Edit: Top comment on his stream after his Candice seethe session.

 

[Mose]

He really does look like utter shit...the bags under his eyes have always been there, at least as long as I have ever had the displeasure of knowing his content exists, but he is looking super unhealthy lately.

Also, perhaps I have missed something but WTF is the origin behind his sudden admission of constantly shitting his pants? Like, that's not a normal thing to have happen to you at any point in life. FFS, I have been battling colon cancer for the last year (which, as one might imagine, has had it's own impact on my poop game) and even the absolute worst of what I've dealt with doesn't come close to his (likely embellished, but still) stories.

 

[quarter_grifter]

Part 4, some random stuff. I know some of the last segments might have catered more towards my personal sperging and particular way I despise Jeremy, but I tried to save some good and unexpected ones for later.

Spoiler: Jeremy loves American workers

Here we have a screenshot with a widget displaying an email from a company called NewTec Solutions.


I looked them up, and they're a European software development company who explicitly advertises they hire trans-national Europeans at a lower rate.


So much for putting Americans first. You have an invoice from a company whose selling point is being lesser-paid but still English-speaking software development. As an unemployed software engineer in America, the assassination of my profession domestically has radicalized me.

Spoiler: .22 irony

Jeremy likes to shit-talk what he assumes is a .22 caliber firearm, and claims their only use is for 'plucking squirrels'.

However, I do find it ironic that .22 caliber firearms are responsible for a significant amount of homicides, and one in particular comes to mind -

Spoiler: Random shit (in Jeremy's pants)

Jeremy is extremely jealous of Tim Pool, wants to steal his audience, is willing to engage in good-faith discussion with his chat, and most importantly, is willing to show his boobs.

Jeremy pretends like he understands the metaphysical point being made, and has the next natural conclusion to draw from it.

I find this segment distasteful after my last post had a whole section on how disrespectful he was to the military. And I find this disingenuous that he obviously wants to use them as a marketing opportunity, rather than the act of charity he wants it to be seen as.

I find this segment amusing after my last post had a whole section on how much he hates doctors, yet has multiple doctors' appointments this week alone.

Jeremy copes with being fat (this is petty, but he deserves it).

Jeremy is a fucking weirdo.

At the end of the stream, he confirms he edits the on-demand videos. I wonder what he said that he decided to remove the segment immediately following the mention of Israel.

Maybe this is why.

Spoiler: This is really the topic that made me start clipping him, so it's also my personal revenge against him. Theology sperging ahead

Jeremy admits he's not a theologian, and doesn't know anything about Mormonism.

Directly contradicting that last clip, Jeremy claims he knows what Mormonism (and Scientology) are.

But then he goes back to not knowing what Mormonism is.

Jeremy refuses to participate with his congregation, and admits that going to church is 'all about himself'. Again acting out the proof of one major form of protestant heresy.

Doubling down on the heresy.

but copes that this particular week he was too busy honoring Charlie Kirk's legacy to do any of that.

Here I was, happy that I was able to vomit out those posts I'd had saved in my text editor, and now I'm mad again.

since I really want more Quartering content.

I'm going to help you as best as I can, because I also want them to do more Quartering segments, especially after what I just wrote above. I'm going to try and clip at least half of a livestream episode every day for the rest of the month.

Quartering insists he's good but then is so drunk he starts to reread the same message.

Ok I'm good again.

 

[Wraithdolf the White]

Has anyone noticed how Jeremy always launches into a plug for his paid exclusive shit right as he's launching into a new topic? If I were conspiracy-minded, I might think that he was using psychological manipulation.

Years ago I was forced to listen to ben shapiro from his radio whatever he had years ago. Don't know if the little monster still has it now. (I was dealing with a glowie and he made me listen to it.) And ben would do the same thing. This is a disgusting technique they have been doing for ages now, and I believe advertising has been Marx Brothers-ized in a way. I honestly wonder if hambly has been trained to do this or if he aped it off other people. Seems too weird. He's not smart enough to do this on his own. Totally sleazy.

 

[returnofthemacandcheese]

Also, perhaps I have missed something but WTF is the origin behind his sudden admission of constantly shitting his pants? Like, that's not a normal thing to have happen to you at any point in life. FFS, I have been battling colon cancer for the last year (which, as one might imagine, has had it's own impact on my poop game) and even the absolute worst of what I've dealt with doesn't come close to his (likely embellished, but still) stories.

It was a compilation of clips over the past year or so plus one old clip. He originally told the story of shitting his pants in Walmart. People hung it over his head to mock him and he claimed it wasn't an own since he told that story and it only happened once. Then we went back and dug up all the clips of him talking about shitting himself and how he can't leave the house without popping anti-diarrhea medicine and it was revealed that he's actually so unhealthy he's at serious risk of shitting his pants every time he walks out the door. This is probably pretty normal for people as fat as him. I know sometimes when I'm out in public I notice the strong odor of shit around certain people and 9 times out of 10 it's a morbidly obese blob of a sub-human parasite similar to Jeremy Hambly from the Quartering.

For the record he used to delete livestreams immediately after ending them there's certainly tons more of these clips lost to time.

I actually found a few more relevant poop clips in this thread going back years. This motherfucker was almost shitting himself on stream even 4+ years ago.

Quartering admits he almost sharted in the middle of an episode of Incredible Salt Mine.

This tweet was from 2022, Jeremy blames his "years" of constant diarrhea on food allergies then a helpful fan alerts him to the fact it's because he's fat as fuck.

Then there was a stream from early 2021. He runs off camera suddenly saying he has to "grab something" then comes back and starts slamming Immodium while complaining in detail about the stress of his channel being down in views gave him "fiery hot diarrhea" before jumping back into coping about Youtube algorithms fucking him and going back and forth between that and the watery dump he just took. For the record his channel was performing even worse back before Kirk died than it was back then which is why he was losing his shit a couple months ago (literally and figuratively). Hopefully we'll be back to that soon, I miss Quartering financial audit streams

So nonstop diarrhea has been an ongoing issue for him for more than 5 years. Your boy just lives in constant fear of squarting in his jorts.

 

[Moist Boys]

Jeremy just lives by the mantra "As a man, you're allowed to shit your pants once a year".

 

[quarter_grifter]

Years ago I was forced to listen to ben shapiro from his radio whatever he had years ago. Don't know if the little monster still has it now. (I was dealing with a glowie and he made me listen to it.) And ben would do the same thing. This is a disgusting technique they have been doing for ages now, and I believe advertising has been Marx Brothers-ized in a way. I honestly wonder if hambly has been trained to do this or if he aped it off other people. Seems too weird. He's not smart enough to do this on his own. Totally sleazy.

I had a moment of clarity and realized Jeremy is using it as a non-sequitur.

TheQuartering channel is inherently disinformation, as it will never be truthful about its intentions. Nothing he says on the channel is said for its own sake, but rather to serve the ultimate goal of Jeremy being able to buy more things on credit.

As I mentioned before, he will always go to the grift as he switches topics. But in addition to that, consider what he also said while doing that, in this example - "bad news for Democrats". I think that was intended to create a dopamine release in his target audience, and then immediately remind people of his membership, in order to get them to associate the dopamine hit with the thought of his website, thus indoctrinating them into his little cult of 'based and redpilled' paypiggies.

 

[returnofthemacandcheese]

Oh yeah one more thing I forgot. He mentioned this on his stream tonight but he's been temp banned from Twitch for something he said on his stream. The only thing surprising about this is that it didn't happen earlier. He says slurs or goes on rants that violate Twitch's strict TOS against discrimination/hate on basically every show.

On the surface this doesn't seem like a big deal for him since he only has like 20 viewers on Twitch but he's been doing this thing where every few weeks he "reminds" his paypigs on Youtube and Rumble that they can support him for free if they have Amazon Prime by going to Twitch and using their Prime sub, which has been one of the areas where he's gotten a good amount of support. This needs to be done manually every month though, it doesn't auto renew so it's something he does a few days every month and gets a rush of Prime subs from people who probably never go on Twitch otherwise so have no other use for them. Anyways now that he's on their radar unless he drastically cleans up his show his days on Twitch are probably numbered and he won't be able to squeeze out a few hundred dollars in "free" paypigs donos a month any more.

I'm sure we'll get a long rant about it eventually since he's been begging Twitch to ban Hasan all month and now he's the one getting bans.

 

[Fortyone]

So kino casino started uploading several quarting clips today, Jeremy was seething about them claiming his real name so he changed his channel name to Jeremy hambly recently, he has top search results for his name again but as a result almost all search results for "the quarting" are fucking kino casino videos now. So when people search for what he went by for the vast majority of his online grifting career they get a wall of kino casino videos about him shitting his pants at Walmart and disrespecting his own viewers. Amazing.

 

[Rich Evans Ayypologist]

and if you are more behind the hobby you will buy the legit expensive shit

Well, maybe when you first get into it or for very, very rare celebratory occassions.

I do about two double-shots of espresso a day, so I go through a good amount of beans. You can't really pay for the 'super-premium' stuff to fuel everyday use, so what people who really care about it will realize is that they need to find a local roaster that has blends which appeal to them. For me, that means a pound of coffee - which will last around maybe 3/4th of a month - is $12-15, depending on the type I spring for. So it's certainly more expensive than just buying preground (disgusting, undrinkable), but it's significantly less than k-cup shit.

The expensive purchases are generally in terms of your equipment and upkeep, since it's often the case that addicts like me will pick up other brewers. A french press, a cold-brew pitcher, a vacuum coffee maker, a turkish coffee pot, on and on. Here and there I'll spring for a rare harvest or a fancy import, but that's like a once-a-year thing. I couldn't imagine being retarded enough to buy this bottom-barrel shit at a 300% markup - he can't possibly have repeat customers.

What even makes his coffee gourmet?

You can slap the claim on literally anything, it's not a regulated term. He's using it because his audience is too retarded to know better - in essence, if someone is dumb enough to turn to him for opinions on anything, they're dumb enough to think Not Folgers = Gourmet.

that it has flavors

Other people have already said that the flavored coffee is just shit beans drenched in oil, but I want to delve into why these can be a bit more popular (and why they're also fucking annoying). All fresh coffee is extremely aromatic, but flavored coffee is made to be even more so. The reality is, the 'flavor' of the oil is extremely hard to notice the way that most people brew their coffee - pourovers or k-cup machines - and once you develop a taste for coffee, you realize how shit flavored coffee is. The way we add flavor to coffee, if we want it, is usually in the form of coffee syrups mixed with frothed milk... and even that tends to be in small amounts. The sorts of people who buy Jeremy's coffee are going to drench it in creamer, which completely smothers any flavor of the stuff anyways.

Basically, they can't taste that the beans are low-quality because they snuff even the added flavor out with cream and sugar. If you ever make straight espresso with flavored beans, it's fucking nasty. But it smells good, so they assume it's good.

Flavored coffee is also fucking annoying to actually grind: the oil will gum up your gears and takes forever to get out even with grinding pellets, and some amount of residual oil can coat the hopper and go rancid. That doesn't make the grinder useless, and the oil stains won't affect other beans you put in - but it gives the plastic a weird look and it's a nightmare to clean out. I should also say, even for flavored beans, his products are wildly overpriced. At my roaster, a pound is $15.50.

 

[returnofthemacandcheese]

So kino casino started uploading several quarting clips today

Okay that explains a lot.

Today's show had some gold in it but I'll have to clip it later. Long story short the trolls are back in full force and Jeremy is pretending it doesn't bother him but he's clearly tilted. This is on top of half his fanbase still raging on him over the Candace Owens stuff.

For now though I'd just like to point this post out from his continued Twitter sperging about Candace, which really shows how incredibly insecure he is.
So this commenter clearly sees that Jeremy is jealous of Candace's current engagement and calls him out for it.

Jeremy replies with a screenshot from one of his videos showing more engagement and proclaims he's gotten that level of attention "plenty of times."

Hmmm... That screenshot looks odd though, looks like he cut and pasted things around or covered something up. I wonder why...

Oh my god he literally moved things around and cut out the date so people couldn't see the video was over 6 years ago. What a fucking child.

It gets worse though because he specifically chose to show his most popular video EVER to make this point and it has over 3 times as many views as the 2nd most popular video.

And of course his second most popular video has no where near the level of engagement he's trying to say he's gotten "plenty of times."

To be fair as possible to Jeremy I clicked through his top 16 videos ever and he also got 97k likes on the Anita vs Cyberpunk video then it falls off sharply after that and the next highest engagement is 83k likes. After you get past the top 8 most of these videos top out at 30k likes. So the actual to "have you ever gotten that level of attention?" Is "yes but only once and not since early 2019." Being real he's only broke half that level of engagement a total of around 8 times ever. Stay mad Quartering.

 

[quarter_grifter]

There were very, very, very few interesting moments in this episode, but thankfully I only lost 1 hour of my life to it. The first 40 minutes were the girls pretending to be Jeremy's friend while they talked about JD Vance memes for no particular reason. Hannah seemed to want to talk about the actual topics for the show, but Jeremy wasn't interested in that. He also had to leave early because he had 'a few appointments that can only be done during the week'. Roughly 15 minutes were spent talking about some story where some girl seemingly killed her newborn baby. Jeremy did the usual routine of filling in the details to project the way he stereotypes the world, but it wasn't worth clipping.

Spoiler: But he did speculate on how he would get away with the crime of murdering his newborn child.

He's definitely way, way, way smarter than some blonde girl from Kentucky.

Spoiler: He did reveal that Melonie is definitely not getting into heaven.

He also likes to make faggot jokes about the Bible.

Spoiler: He takes his video game community very seriously.

I just thought this was such a petty dick move from him. One of his viewers apparently paid a lot of in-game money for TheQuartering guild (lmao) in Final Fantasy XIV (NOT FF Online, you fat, retarded fuck) and he showed his appreciation by... not logging in for four months.

But he made sure to log back in for 15 seconds so he wouldn't lose his digital real estate investment. He's totally gonna play the game with his viewers, for real, guys.

 

[Crypt Kicker]

There were very, very, very few interesting moments in this episode, but thankfully I only lost 1 hour of my life to it. The first 40 minutes were the girls pretending to be Jeremy's friend while they talked about JD Vance memes for no particular reason. Hannah seemed to want to talk about the actual topics for the show, but Jeremy wasn't interested in that. He also had to leave early because he had 'a few appointments that can only be done during the week'. Roughly 15 minutes were spent talking about some story where some girl seemingly killed her newborn baby. Jeremy did the usual routine of filling in the details to project the way he stereotypes the world, but it wasn't worth clipping.

Spoiler: But he did speculate on how he would get away with the crime of murdering his newborn child.

He's definitely way, way, way smarter than some blonde girl from Kentucky.
01. Jeremy speculates on how he would get away with killing his baby to demonstrate his superi...mp4

Spoiler: He did reveal that Melonie is definitely not getting into heaven.

He also likes to make faggot jokes about the Bible.
02. Jeremy says Melonie is not going to heaven.mp4

Spoiler: He takes his video game community very seriously.

I just thought this was such a petty dick move from him. One of his viewers apparently paid a lot of in-game money for TheQuartering guild (lmao) in Final Fantasy XIV (NOT FF Online, you fat, retarded fuck) and he showed his appreciation by... not logging in for four months.

But he made sure to log back in for 15 seconds so he wouldn't lose his digital real estate investment. He's totally gonna play the game with his viewers, for real, guys.
03. Jeremy takes his online gaming community seriously.mp4

Watching Quarterpounder talk to these 2 women about Final Fantasy reminds me of the scene in American Psycho where Bateman has the two whores at the apartment that clearly don't give a shit as he's sperging waxing poetic about Phil Collins lmao

 

[Wraithdolf the White]

Watching Quarterpounder talk to these 2 women about Final Fantasy reminds me of the scene in American Psycho where Bateman has the two whores at the apartment that clearly don't give a shit as he's sperging waxing poetic about Phil Collins lmao

Wasn't there a romance visual novel that got panned because the romance was so bad? When asked the author apologized because he never had been in love or a relationship before. I see parallels to AP and jeremy.

 

[Retink Retunk]

and once you develop a taste for coffee, you realize how shit flavored coffee is.

I have no understanding of coffee, but even I don't like flavored coffee. It never tastes right and like you said the flavor doesn't come out but the smell does. Maybe it's because I drink my coffee black usually, but I've tried k-cups that were flavored when they were free in office break rooms, and it was just black coffee with a smell whereas at least something like vanilla coke actually tastes different.

 

[Rich Evans Ayypologist]

Maybe it's because I drink my coffee black usually

That'd be the key - flavored coffees are intended to be mixed with creamer for you to get the actual taste profile. Now, there are some flavored blends I've had that actually weren't bad - there was a holiday one that was drenched in festive spices that actually really came through - but these are super rare, and even then that tasted like trash while black.

In my experience the best way to get the flavor of coffee through is with a stovetop moka pot (the off-brand ones are like $30). Pressurized steam heats the beans and you get this very, very rich espresso that lets you really appreciate the taste of the beans... or understand how absolutely shit they are. I've wanted to try some of this retard's stuff just to see how atrocious of product he's pushing, but I'm not spending that much on this shit lol. His price-point is just genuinely insane, like his only impression of coffee comes from other grifters.

Of course, I don't think he drinks coffee. I think he just drinks energy drinks - he's so fat, he'd need two double-shots to really feel the kick anyways.

 

[Moist Boys]

In my experience the best way to get the flavor of coffee through is with a stovetop moka pot

Do you know the temperature and water ratio of your Moka pot while brewing? They typically don't give a very good brew from temps being too high and extraction being too quick.

A V60 pour over allows you to control all those factors. 15:1 water:bean ratio. 205 degree water. 2:30 to 3:30 pour over time depending on grind size. It's easy enough to do even in a morning stupor for an excellent cup.

That said, I have never seen Jeremy show any subject matter expertise about coffee. Throw the flavored garbage in your drop coffee maker and CONSOOM. It kills me when he says he "brews" his own coffee (Everyone that makes coffee does, dumbass!) instead of he "roasts" his own coffee.