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How can a single mom ex-porn star possibly claim herself a "certified love coach"? Certified by whom? And "love" by what definition -- taking as many miles of cock as possible out of wedlock?

It strikes me that such a woman would never have existed in the first place in the presence of a healthy, loving relationship.
 
How can a single mom ex-porn star possibly claim herself a "certified love coach"? Certified by whom? And "love" by what definition -- taking as many miles of cock as possible out of wedlock?

It strikes me that such a woman would never have existed in the first place in the presence of a healthy, loving relationship.
I'm guessing it's because the G rated term for sex is "making love". It's just an euphemism to make her made up job sound more important. She can't go around calling herself a certified dick sucking coach or at least Staples won't put that on a business card.
 
I'm guessing it's because the G rated term for sex is "making love". It's just an euphemism to make her made up job sound more important. She can't go around calling herself a certified dick sucking coach or at least Staples won't put that on a business card.
But they literally will print "sex worker" on a business card, and that's the "gentle" euphemism for "whore." It's the feminist-approved, "sex-positive" term. It's certainly more honest than "certified love coach."

Still want to know who's handing out those certs too. Wonder what the final exam is like.
 
Came across a new JAV title that made me happy:
"Massive Intestinal Juice Dripping Dripping Dripping Dripping Super Intense Orgasm Ultra Continuous AtoM Ultra Massive Enema Sakuma Tsuna (24)"
truly poetic
When i look up stuff to pirate on 1337x i always get JAV as the first couple results no matter what i searched for and it's always these elaborate 20-word titles, the fuck is wrong with japs? :story:
 
I think its fun, really gives you plenty of information about the film up front.
Reminds me of song titles like "The Dark Liege of Chaos Is Unleashed at the Ensorcelled Shrine of A'zura-Kai (The Splendour of a Thousand Swords Gleaming Beneath the Blazon of the Hyperborean Empire, Part II)"

I did not know that ensorcelled was a word.
 
Reminds me of song titles like "The Dark Liege of Chaos Is Unleashed at the Ensorcelled Shrine of A'zura-Kai (The Splendour of a Thousand Swords Gleaming Beneath the Blazon of the Hyperborean Empire, Part II)"

I did not know that ensorcelled was a word.
Never in a million years would I expect a Bal-Sagoth reference in a porn thread. Another band I know with notoriously long titles is Demilich, with examples such as The Planet That Once Used to Absorb Flesh In Order to Achieve Divinity and Immortality (Suffocated To The Flesh That It Desired...)
 
Never in a million years would I expect a Bal-Sagoth reference in a porn thread. Another band I know with notoriously long titles is Demilich, with examples such as The Planet That Once Used to Absorb Flesh In Order to Achieve Divinity and Immortality (Suffocated To The Flesh That It Desired...)
My favorite excessively long song title is The Siege and Investiture of Baron von Frankenstein's Castle at Weisseria.
 
Sophia Burns tweeted on her official twitter account about a sexual fantasy she had involving dogs
https://archive.ph/XmYYZ
I dreamt about sucking a dog's dick last night. he came in my mouth and then I took selfies with his cum and dick in my face, and posted them online.
Ivy Ireland responded with
Oh nice you and Isabel Moon could be besties now
Lilly Bell responded saying
PLEASE tell me you got hacked because what the actual fuck. Our industry already dealt with the dog fucking thing a couple years ago so I’m floored to see a tweet like this being so casual… Deplorable words like this makes our industry look so bad
 
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It's there a new law that all porn whores have to be methhead tier or something? What happened to the Celestes and Tía Bellas of the world
Once they forced them all to do IR it killed the business. In the old days once you were shot out, or offered a ton money you did it, now they expect you to do it for the same pay, and right away. If you’re one of the better looking girls you’re much better off just doing an only fans, and controlling what you do. Even whores don’t want to fuck blacks.
 
Once they forced them all to do IR it killed the business. In the old days once you were shot out, or offered a ton money you did it, now they expect you to do it for the same pay, and right away. If you’re one of the better looking girls you’re much better off just doing an only fans, and controlling what you do. Even whores don’t want to fuck blacks.
Eventually it'll get to the point where if you don't do IR you'll be labelled as a racist, akin to that one pornstar was labelled as an homophobe because she didn't want to do a scene with a male who did gay and trans porn.
 
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