DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
    222
  • Poll closed .
I feel like all the people who think Kat would ever leave the roach need to remember that her j*b prospects are literally part-time at a mall, she has nothing and will get nothing since we know he spends most of his money on sweaty JPEGs
 
The guy making fun of DSP is gay. Not the guy stalking a random black guy for several years and messaging him at 3am. Sound logic there.
 
arrivefriday said:
I feel like all the people who think Kat would ever leave the roach need to remember that her j*b prospects are literally part-time at a mall, she has nothing and will get nothing since we know he spends most of his money on sweaty JPEGs
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Of course Khat isn't going to leave her meal ticket unless she has something better/equal lined up. She did it to Subaru man, she'll do it to "the Twitch guy". Khat may be a social retard, but people like her ALWAYS have a potential meal ticket lined up.
 
Beverly Sutphin said:
Of course Khat isn't going to leave her meal ticket unless she has something better/equal lined up. She did it to Subaru man, she'll do it to "the Twitch guy". Khat may be a social retard, but people like her ALWAYS have a potential meal ticket lined up.
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Phil is the best meal ticket that Khat could hope for because he asks so little of her. All Phil wants from Khat is for her to exist so he can go around bragging that he's a mature adult with a wife. Any other potential meal ticket would expect sex, or at the very least some conversation from time to time, but the guy is content to let her sit around playing Skyrim and hoovering up doordash without so much as a handjob.
 
Moar Krabs said:
I'm gonna be honest I think detractors only come up with these wild ass theories because Phil content is so boring its all they have
_The fake tips
_Divorce Coin
_Week Off
Granted it could be fun to speculate on what may be true or not true but 50% of the time detractors come across as Schitzo cause they want the theory to be true and refuse to take no for an answer
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Kat being fat and he spends all his money on a mobile game were a fun and wild speculation that turned out to be true so I kinda just let em rip.
 
Silksong really is one of those games that would be absolutely amazing if he wasn't using a guide or dents like xtreemmachine.
Shameful display. There is still some good salt but it could be so much better.
 
Big Brown Schlub said:
Jesus Christ, that LTG rant. You could cut the sexual tension between these two closeted fags with a knife.
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DSP is a literal BBC fiend at this point he will not shut the fuck up about LTG. It's just out of control he must watch LTG videos all fucking day off stream.

Looking totally fucking ripped and in shape King!
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GoGoNoJo said:
Phil is the best meal ticket that Khat could hope for because he asks so little of her. All Phil wants from Khat is for her to exist so he can go around bragging that he's a mature adult with a wife. Any other potential meal ticket would expect sex, or at the very least some conversation from time to time, but the guy is content to let her sit around playing Skyrim and hoovering up doordash without so much as a handjob.
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That's not entirely accurate. It also requires some interaction with Phil. This caused Leanna to have panic attacks. Imagine what it'd do to a regular person.
 
shekelshoah666 said:
DSP is a literal BBC fiend at this point he will not shut the fuck up about LTG. It's just out of control he must watch LTG videos all fucking day off stream.
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Streamer man just wants attention, is all. Like I mentioned before, he's no different than some e-girl flashing her tits on Twitter. That's the one thing I love about LOLCOWS - they start drama, because they want the attention, but once it backfires, it was "taken out of context", they didn't mean it, "That was my depression.", "I'm an alcoholic.", "It started when my mom didn't get me the Wolverine toy when I was 14....", I'm just a dumb Polock from Bridgeport LARPing as an Italian, you see where I'm going with this.

Knowing Phil, I'm willing to bet a Hogan pull he does watch LTG during gin and Jasper, along with browsing Twitter looking at seeing what detractors are talking about, along with trying to find out who Josh Poems is, etc...
 
Balr0g said:
He is still the same guy who talked big shit on the SRK forums but whenever he was actually confronted shriveld to a ball. Remember when Jaha and Watson cornered him and Phil cried like a bitch "I am an alcoholic please don't beat me" and they felt so sorry for him (Watson saying later that he thinks Phil is autistic and that made him go easy on him). Or that one event when Jaha bodyslammed Phil with a Spartashield and in his words "Phil doing a roly poly and then saying to the Canon brothers who were there "did you see that???" only to be ignored. Or his latest "scare tactic": I ammgoing to sue without any rteal bite behind it and then going back on his words really quickly. Phil would shrivel in front of 11 year olds when they say "Behind you idiot!". LTG should try to get Phil into a real boxing match. That would be kino though we all know how that would end: Phil will be a no show, hiding in the toilet shivering
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See this is why I don't get people saying he's not an edgelord who tries to do the "caring about stuff is gay/stupid" shit. That's all Phil has known to try to fit in for his whole life. It's why he had no friend group in HS, he had no passion for anything and every group probably saw through him as a phony asshole. The FGC saw through him as a phony asshole who acted tough and edgy online but would be a pussy in person. And even John & Howard said fuck off once they saw how he acted when they weren't in close proximity to film content.

Everybody who has ever interacted with Phil comes off hating him. He's one of the fakest streamers out there who, again, stands for nothing and will do and say anything in the moment for a buck. The only thing you ever see that's authentic is what I said before... contrarian for contrarian's sake, not because he feels strongly in favor of something but because shitting on things and acting unimpressed is his only mode. Best you'll get is the deep hatred for things (note, hatred, not passion), like Phil Spencer.
shekelshoah666 said:
Podcasts have been pretty good tbh he just keeps saying total fucking retarded shit. Today he is just flip flopping back and forth on a bunch of shit and blaming his awffice job on why he got out of shape because he put a lot of a cream and sugar in his coffee. Also he is upset there are no big movies to talk about even though he doesn't watch movies but on a positive note he can get up from his chair without pain now.
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Funny because you can go back pretty far, I think basically to when Kat showed up as the new house maid, where black coffee was his sign of being healthy or something.
 
Phil is one of those idiots who eat a "protein bar" that’s just a bunch of sugar and fat and think he’s being healthy. He’s also one of those fags who think that just by taking creatine and whey protein he has to be careful not to turn into Schwarzenegger by accident.
 
Got a quick question about a detractor channel- who was it that had the intro with the MGS theme with Phil going “I never failed the mission!”

Was that an old MightyD intro? This was back like 8 or 9 years ago. I can’t find it anymore.
 
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