DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Phil working out turned me from a skeptic to completely sold on Kat divorcing him during the week of no streams.

Phil would never. EVER. expend extra energy improving himself unless he's recovering from a narc injury that has shaken him to his core.
 
Phil working out turned me from a skeptic to completely sold on Kat divorcing him during the week of no streams.

Phil would never. EVER. expend extra energy improving himself unless he's recovering from a narc injury that has shaken him to his core.
A writ of divorce would eventually hit the public records…and you better believe Kat is going to need to use a lawyer or at least the threat of a lawyer to get a settlement out of him.
 
King County divorce records are public and can be found online, so if it happens, I'm sure some people are checking regularly. Unless they do it outside the county, like the marriage was in CT.
 
for a while i felt like the divorce theory was a reach, and i still kind of do, but he has been acting rather erratic and odd lately, even by Phil standards. the "working out", messaging multiple girls, saying he could prove Kat is still there while refusing to do so, and so on. at the same time, i feel like he'd be spiraling harder and it'd be more obvious if she left, because he'd be completely alone and isolated from human contact. although he and Pandalee were apparently broken up, if not emotionally distant, for like a year or more leading up to the official announcement of a breakup, so i guess he could just be hiding it well.

i think whats almost guaranteed is that if she is there, they're essentially just loveless roommates. they're both autistic, Kat has virtually no sexual interest in Phil, and Phil has virtually no sexual interest in Kat now that shes 300 pounds. and HES GAY!!!
 
Phil feels like everything he does is wrong in the eyes of his detractors.
Because everything he does is literally wrong.
went from not playing it for “poltical” reason to “me no like story writer”
He really just need to stop playing new releases
Can’t wait for a 43 year old man playing a Mario game instead.
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he will play it in March
"firehouse sub just release their thanksgiving sub for thanksgiving or AMERICAN thanksgiving"
pet peeve, but i hate it when he uses AMERICAN in front of shit. the only reason why he started to use "american thanksgiving" because last year someone from canada said it was almost thanksgiving and phil made fun of him. he got corrected and now it's AMERICAN THANKSGIVING. just admit you're an idiot, phil.
Absolutely no one in America has to make this distinction. Namely because we don't give a fuck about Canuckistan Thanksgiving to even think about it.
The ultimate internet tough guy, perhaps only rivaled by cyraxx.
T least the Raxx went outside once when called out.
Remember how this week he said that he remembers Reagan getting shot? Phail was -1 years old when that happened. Maybe that was when he also picked up a sandwich at Pete's Subs.
lmao. He was still swimmin' around in the old man.
But it would give them a robust flavour!

Also, some mouth drooler added a working shitter to the snort fort gave me a chuckle.
Incorrect. His unit is the middle.
How does this nigger fail the most basic things in Silksong yet do the High Halls gauntlet first try.
You're watching his new channel: DSP (space) Guiding
Phil working out turned me from a skeptic to completely sold on Kat divorcing him during the week of no streams.

Phil would never. EVER. expend extra energy improving himself unless he's recovering from a narc injury that has shaken him to his core.
He could kill someone on camera, say he didn't do it, and it still wouldn't be as big a lie as this working out ruse.
 
"firehouse sub just release their thanksgiving sub for thanksgiving or AMERICAN thanksgiving"
pet peeve, but i hate it when he uses AMERICAN in front of shit. the only reason why he started to use "american thanksgiving" because last year someone from canada said it was almost thanksgiving and phil made fun of him. he got corrected and now it's AMERICAN THANKSGIVING. just admit you're an idiot, phil.
He does this because he’s convinced himself that he has a huge international fan base. He also always says “American football” and will specify that Americans say soccer and not “Futbol.”
 
I'm gonna be honest I think detractors only come up with these wild ass theories because Phil content is so boring its all they have
_The fake tips
_Divorce Coin
_Week Off
Granted it could be fun to speculate on what may be true or not true but 50% of the time detractors come across as Schitzo cause they want the theory to be true and refuse to take no for an answer
 
I'm gonna be honest I think detractors only come up with these wild ass theories because Phil content is so boring its all they have
_The fake tips
_Divorce Coin
_Week Off
Granted it could be fun to speculate on what may be true or not true but 50% of the time detractors come across as Schitzo cause they want the theory to be true and refuse to take no for an answer
I don't really take the wild theories seriously. It's just fun to imagine how Phil would react to shitty situations, I guess.
 
Phil just said you're poor if you go to the gym because if you have money you can build your own home gym

Phil, a good gym membership can cost anywhere from 20-40 dollars a month, which adds up to thousands of dollars over the course of years. your "home gym" is a bench and a couple of adjustable dumbbells, which costs a few hundred dollars maximum. not to mention, at a real gym, you have all types of machines and cables that allow you to do exercises you cant do with your fancy little dumbbells (that probably max out at like 60 pounds). but of course he wouldnt know this because hes never been to a gym, knows nothing about working out, and is seething because LTG was right that hes scared to go to a public gym because hes a paranoid hermit.

just to add context, he is COMPLETELY crashing out over LTG right now, calling him gay and everything. hes fucking losing it over this guy. either he really gets under his skin, or he wants the urban meat..... yeah, its the second.
 
I don't think him possibly working out is proof of divorce. This is the same guy who changed his entire wardrobe because LTG made fun of him once. If he is doing anything its probably because someone hurt his ego.
 
King County divorce records are public and can be found online, so if it happens, I'm sure some people are checking regularly. Unless they do it outside the county, like the marriage was in CT.
Divorce records are generally public, anyway. They could potentially file in a different county in Washington as their residency requirements are pretty lax. But, I don't think that either one is smart enough or would be willing to go through something that's outside of their county. Unless Khet has fled the barn to another state and filed there, they're both too fucking retarded to think that far ahead.
 
The tiring ltg rants are a great example of why phil is tagged as a 220. He's legit insane and the fantasies and sheer desperation for the peanut butter complexion bbc are gettin' out of control.
 
Speaking of retards, Timbo really needs to stop being one.
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