💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Mayfly]

The Raped was obviously set upon by a pack of gooks in the trees. They made him "Ian of the Arboreal Valley" after the cavernous bleeding hole left behind.

 

[solonset]

Hi, everyone. I plan on redoing the OP since it's fairly outdated. If you're interested in contributing, please send me the more important & relevant information about the couple through my DMs.

While I would like to go through the entire thread myself, the sheer volume of posts makes it harder for me to parse through all of it, even with the highlight system. And I want to make sure I get the correct information. So information regarding their early lives (pre-internet), before the relationship, the relationship during the height of Ian's popularity, and the more recent events with Creator Clash & his feud with Ethan would be greatly appreciated. This includes images and clips as well.

 

[Irregardless]

I've come up with a list of videos that Ian could/should centered around spooky month, but won't because he's a lazy piece of shit. I do think all of them would end up being utter shit, but they'd at least have the potential to reach outside of his dwindling politisperg audience.

Idubzz complains/reviews:

• "Halloween candy" - Just a generic tier list review or rant video about Halloween candy. Probably the most retarded/low effort thing he could do, but also has the highest viewership potential
• "Halloween costumes" - Again, pull up some list of most popular Halloween costumes, talk about them, maybe buy a Doctor/slutty nurse costume set so that Anus can put his faggot ass in the nurse outfit while she dresses as the doctor
• "Haunted houses" - Ideally he'd put some effort into actually finding and going to a haunted house, but he's too lazy for that, so just do another shitty review or bitch about not believing in ghosts because religion bad
• "Scary movies" - There's a few ways this one could go, he could go into specific genres, talk about how most scary movies suck, maybe go over the types of monsters you see in scary movies, etc.
• "The satanic panic" - Now I think this could actually be a good video, well, if it was made by somebody competent and they didn't spend the entire time sperging about religious conservatives. But yea, a dark comedy style video going over how retarded shit was during that time, and hell, if he had to do some retarded politisperging he could throw in a Ghost Busters skit where the "ghosts" being busted are Klansmen or some dumb shit like that.

I plan on redoing the OP since it's fairly outdated.

Oof, God speed brother.

 

[Sneed Force One]

"Halloween costumes" - Again, pull up some list of most popular Halloween costumes, talk about them, maybe buy a Doctor/slutty nurse costume set so that Anus can put his faggot ass in the nurse outfit while she dresses as the doctor

He'll do this, but it'll be how Native Indian costumes are le heckin racist, amongst every other opinion a 14 year old Redditor has about anything fun.

 

[Incecticyder]

Hi, everyone. I plan on redoing the OP since it's fairly outdated. If you're interested in contributing, please send me the more important & relevant information about the couple through my DMs.

While I would like to go through the entire thread myself, the sheer volume of posts makes it harder for me to parse through all of it, even with the highlight system. And I want to make sure I get the correct information. So information regarding their early lives (pre-internet), before the relationship, the relationship during the height of Ian's popularity, and the more recent events with Creator Clash & his feud with Ethan would be greatly appreciated. This includes images and clips as well.

Add the Friar Cuck name!!!!

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

imagine having this many "followers" and still only pulling in 300 average viewers.

 

[Gurney Halleck]

Just heard this absolute gem: Ian just said "We're all so desperate for daddy's. That's why the idea of God exists." in the most whiny voice possible. He really does have daddy issues.

He's telling on himself again, Hasan truly is God (Allah?), his Daddy, and the bull in his mind. What a pathetic existence.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

I went back and looked at some of his classic videos, the leafy one, the keemstar one, and the best by far, the "Dayron Arias magazine" video. And they weren't bad. He wasn't Mr Metokur or Bigbunjeeee or anything but they were decently funny videos for the time. You could micro-analyze them with hindsight, but really I think it would be impossible to predict he would fall this far and become...this. His downfall is fucking insane.

I never watched his videos, but I get the feeling his content cops were always bottom of the barrel. The there clips I'm familiar with are as follows:

Spoiler: Sperging about Content Cops

1- Saying nigger at an event. I'm aware that he went on to juxtapose that girl's pearl clutching about the nigger word with old clips of her saying nigger. In the context of the time, I suppose this is a decent stunt. But now that he's constantly whining about how he "grew" and "matured", it looks like a case of trend-chasing. Still though, I can see why people thought this was clever at the time.
2- Calling Keemstar a gnome, and doing a Smashmouth parody about it. This is embarrassing. Calling Keemstar a gnome is like calling Trump orange, or Biden old. The laziest, safest insult imaginable. "Hey now, you're a Keemstar, get your hat on, MLG" is the sort of cringe-inducing parody lyrics that I would look down on as a 3rd grader. It doesn't rhyme, it doesn't fit the timing of the original, it's lazy and uninspired. Most of the song is exactly like this IIRC. Just a bunch of shit everyone had been saying for years, but poorly crammed into the Smashmouth song. Shamefully bad IMO.
3- The Asian dude called out Ian for criticizing him about X. His response was along the lines of "Uuuuh are you retarded? I wasn't criticizing you for X, I was merely bringing it up to point out that I could criticize you for X if I wanted to!" This is also juvenile and cowardly in the extreme. Imagine being such a pansy that you backtrack on the contents of your hit piece, and so stupid that you think this is a good rebuttal. Hey Ian, "You're a faggot redditor with a busted up whore for a wife. I'm glad her durka-durka dad has a rotting brain so he doesn't have to see this travesty unfold!" is something I could say if I wanted to be mean. I never criticized your wife or her father though, I merely pointed out that someone could say that if they were so inclined. Just embarrassing.

I'm sure there were some good moments mixed in with these fucking embarrassments. But every clip I see of the "EPIC takedown videos that RUINED people's careers!!" leaves me wondering how the fuck anyone thought this was funny, and how the fuck people thought Ian was anything but a mentally stunted incel.

 

[basedman]

Judging by his Colorado banner in the background, It’s fags like him that ruined Colorado

This niggas name is really Maliki Juarez? lol

 

[Mac Monster]

Hi, everyone. I plan on redoing the OP since it's fairly outdated. If you're interested in contributing, please send me the more important & relevant information about the couple through my DMs.

While I would like to go through the entire thread myself, the sheer volume of posts makes it harder for me to parse through all of it, even with the highlight system. And I want to make sure I get the correct information. So information regarding their early lives (pre-internet), before the relationship, the relationship during the height of Ian's popularity, and the more recent events with Creator Clash & his feud with Ethan would be greatly appreciated. This includes images and clips as well.

Osama Bin Laden made a great OP rewrite last year. It's outdated now that there's been so much development in the Jomhaverse, but it's a good starting point.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/op-rew...bztv-ian-kane-jomha-ian-kane-washburn.198623/

The major events since that post:

- The initial Creator Clash 3 announcement with its pitiful fighter roster.

- The Content Cop and Content Deputy on Ethan Klein

- The subsequent cancellation of CC3

- Ethan's interview with Mike and Kate, Ian's former coach and his wife, where they reveal just how reprehensible the Jomhas are to normal people and how much control Anisa has over Ian's life.

- The Jomhas fleeing to Canada due to said interview

- Ian's cope video where he tries to debunk the coaches' claims and also finally acknowledges the Kino Casino

- Jessica, Friggyfresh's wife, confirming that Ian has awful body odor (not a major event, but it's just really funny)

 

[Pineapple Express]

Just stumbled upon another divorced, trooncoded Hasan Orbiter named "LittleBear36" and even this retarded nigger gets almost as many views as Ian LMAO.

Meanwhile, on Chris Benoit Jr.'s detached-from-reality stream:

This guy went from collabing with Post Malone to being only 9 viewers away from LittleTroon36.

Fucking Grim.

 

[Bulgarian Lives Matter]

LIVESTREAM UPDATE: CODE RED
Ian is currently reacting to a video of some 10K sub nigger shitting on Charlie Kirk. He's going all in on it now. Yeah, I'm fucking clipping this. Fuck this guy.

He's also saying Erika Kirk is weird and creepy.

A little excerpt from what Ian is watching right now:

"We should be allowed to tell people to get Kirked, especially the racists. We should tell the white supremacists to get Kirked." - Nigger

"Up until Charlie Kirk got cooked, they were making fun of George Floyd." - Ian Jomha in response.

"Good news: Charlie Kirk ain't Jesus. That cracker Charlie Kirk ain't Jesus. His wife is getting slutted out for Trump's PR Campaign." - Nigger

"He's dark woke, HAHA." - Ian Jomha in response.

 

[Gurney Halleck]

I'm sure there were some good moments mixed in with these fucking embarrassments. But every clip I see of the "EPIC takedown videos that RUINED people's careers!!" leaves me wondering how the fuck anyone thought this was funny, and how the fuck people thought Ian was anything but a mentally stunted incel.

You have to remember, at the time Boogie was still called the 'Mister Rogers of the Internet. Which was probably mostly self-promotion in hindsight, but there were a decent amount of people that unironically believed it. Youtube was just a wildly different place when he was big, I can't really explain it either since I only really saw a couple of idubbz's videos in his prime and thought he was a mildly entertaining sperg who I promptly forgot about until his cuckening.

 

[basedman]

I never watched his videos, but I get the feeling his content cops were always bottom of the barrel.

This is a mr. jomha-tier take. They were good for the time, popular and well received.

 

[Anon88]

I never watched his videos, but I get the feeling his content cops were always bottom of the barrel

I was actually a fan of the cuck back in the day and yeah I would agree and go as far as to say that basically all of his videos were like that. They only worked because he was either making a fool of himself and you were laughing at him (Bad Unboxings and his Cancer Crew videos) or he was throwing around insults that people where ok with because they targeted horrible people like Kickstarter scammers and idiot youtubers. I would argue that his old videos are still fun to watch, but it's no high art or anything special really.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

This is a mr. jomha-tier take. They were good for the time, popular and well received.

I heard the Keemstar song at the time, and thought it was gutter trash. MC Jarbo and similar channels were packing more entertaining insults into their songs in the late 2010's, even while constricted to only using things that the subject of the song actually said. Also the lyrics actually rhymed and fit the rhythm of the song. Wearing spandex and saying "I have osteoporosis" is indescribably unfunny. Ian was never funny or talented, and I'll die on this hill.

 

[A Bit Concerning]

He's also saying Erika Kirk is weird and creepy.

To be fair some of the shit she has been doing since he died has been very off putting, but Ian is the absolute worst person to be saying something like this because like all of his takes it’s born from a place of pure jealousy and hatred rather than him actually making an observation.

I can't really explain it either since I only really saw a couple of idubbz's videos in his prime and thought he was a mildly entertaining sperg who I promptly forgot about until his cuckening.

His older videos have definitely soured on me. I think it’s seeing the way he acts now trying to expose the heckin’ chuds that has made me wonder if he’s always been like this and those old videos only worked because he had yet to realize that being on the receiving end of a content cop sucks.

I heard the Keemstar song at the time, and thought it was gutter trash. MC Jarbo and similar channels were packing more entertaining insults into their songs in the late 2010's, even while constricted to only using things that the subject of the song actually said. Also the lyrics actually rhymed and fit the rhythm of the song. Wearing spandex and saying "I have osteoporosis" is indescribably unfunny. Ian was never funny or talented, and I'll die on this hill.

The Reese’s puffs video was actually a dog whistle to show Ian’s secret support of the apartheid state of Israel. Peanut Butter and chocolate, great when separate? That’s a coded way of saying he wants Israelis and Palestinians separate. What a disgusting Zionist position for him to take.

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

Ian says he's scared of the Wizard of Oz. He thinks the trees in the movie are rapists.

What's with this nigger being scared of getting assaulted everywhere? No one is coming for that bussy, buddy.

 

['Ole Dente]

This is 100% the right advice but I'm afraid it's far too late, it's kind of like trying to convince a member of the heaven's gate cult who's already cut their own balls off that the aliens aren't coming to take them away to paradise, the sunk cost is just locked in way too hard.

I think you're probably right, Brian....but it's spooky season and my heart is full.

 

[H A G]

Although if I saw that sewer pickle review video where he swam through human shit, his downfall might have been a lot less surprising to me. You kind of have to be fucked in the head to do something like that.

That was a storm drain and not a sewer, which makes it marginally less gross. Now the real grossest thing hes ever done is eat a cake full of hair from Frank, Maxmoefoe, and himself.