Reorganization of September 29th, 2025

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I'm not sure why this section of the members online section is so big. It's the size of two of the new submissions tabs and I'm not sure what purpose it serves.
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The section with just the number of members online would be fine.

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I would like to be able to watch threads for highlights, not necessarily every post that goes "LMAO" with some banal comment on recent news. I just want the ability to keep up with important posts.
 
I've searched the thread for queen and didn't find anything, so I'm shooting my shot without having read the full thread:

Can pixyteri get the "Queen" prefix back? I get the argument that KF should be navigable for new users and this description stems from /cgl//stamina rose/lolcow farms, but even if she's not all that anymore, she was pretty much the first big female lolcow with a female centric audience. I get that the "Queen" prefix might be confusing, but I feel like she still deserves some kind of special prefix.
 
If we're allowed to suggest things, then here we go

I would like one random account per day to be the designated Pajeet. They dont know they are the designated Pajeet until they post that day. If the designated Pajeet posts then their first post is translated into Hindi (or just a Hindi message of your choice), their pfp is changed to an Indian man eating cow shit, and their username is changed to something like Hurka Durka Muahamatra. I think this would increase regular reticience rate because everyone would want to see who the Designated Street Shitter is so they can bully them.

Thank you,

Stebe frum microsobt
 
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Community Watch was my favorite board.

If you are taking suggestions, could you make the "Watched Threads" box significantly more compact? I only need to see the thread name and (if its possible) the number of new posts in the thread. Every thing else just takes up space and I have to scroll through both the Happenings and the Watched Threads so I can click on a subforum and browse new threads.
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It's a bit late to revert, but I especially hate this change. It hurts the visibility of some of the slower moving threads being lumped in with everything else. *sigh*
 
I simply MUST object to the DSP board being moved into "Big Boys" section when Philip is not fat anymore. His diet of only eating fast food a few times a week (and frozen meals/doordash for the remainder) has caused him to lose a huge amount of fat, except the "flat tire" around his belly. Also, he's been lifting weights recently which has enabled him to get out of his chair two times in a row(!) without getting winded. Don't even get me started on his massive guns either.

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Check this baby out 👆 (disregard the horrific indian slop to the side, he's bulking)

For these reasons, I request his board return to it's penultimate status in its own segregated section. Thank you for your attention in this matter.
 
I don't know how this would go, but to try to get people to interact with more threads, maybe a way to recommend them? Like a section at the bottom of the page which links to other similar lolcows or topics to encourage people to break out of the same threads?

This could just be something put at the bottom of the OP by the original author or a mod. With the new tags maybe just recommending the three most popular threads in the same category. This could instead be a box in your watched threads tab. Obviously not every thread needs this, but I think it would help break people out into new content.
 
Serious suggestion: A box on the front page that lists 3 random/low-activity threads from the Lolcow boards, maybe on the right side above either New Off-Topic Threads or Politisperging. This should have at least some effect on discoverability, I know I would use it.
 
There should be an obverse to the Optimistic rating with a Pessimistic/Doomer rating that's represented by a cigarette. I saw this suggestion somewhere and I thought I would add it.
 
I'm trying to post about Furby's and can't attach images, FIX IT!! FIX IT NOW!!!!!!

EDIT: 35 minutes later, yee
 
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Can we rename The Beauty Parlor to Fat Dumb Bitches.

I feel like that would best describe both the majority of cows and the majority of users in there.
 
Big Lenny said:
My suggestion? Open a true crime board. There's likely a lot of crossover between the people who want to discuss True Crime and Lolcows. If you want to grow the forum it could be an interesting prospect. I'd enjoy reading up on cold cases here.
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YES.

True Crime is an untapped goldmine of lolcows. Between the people who cover it to the people who react to the creators - cows, the lot of them, and they get huge views on YT.

Some GorlWorld reactors have been dipping into covering Crama (crime drama) and some of us have been kicking around ideas for OPs, but there isn't a dedicated place for them.
 
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If you are taking suggestions, could you make the "Watched Threads" box significantly more compact? I only need to see the thread name and (if its possible) the number of new posts in the thread.
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I've requested this before and now I'm seconding this request. If I'm watching the thread, I already know what it's about and I don't need all the subtitles and stuff.

Also, I think the new thread tags need to be less obtrusive (the giant brown DEATHFAT being the worst offender, naturally)
 
The only thing I would like to see is the following. When you see a member profile that has been banned, give an option to see the post that got that user banned.
 
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