The Sacrifices by Alexander Kattke - The Official @BrunoMattei Grieving Thread

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Doggo said:
And you thought furries were bad. Goddamn.
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They are still bad. Animal fuckers don't get a pass because this guy pisses in bottles and sends people kiddie porn.
I have enough contempt in my heart for both.
AnOminous said:
There needs to be a rule. If you are talking shit about people, and there are piss bottles in your room, you need to stop talking shit until you have, at the very least, emptied out those piss bottles. Nobody in a room full of piss bottles gets to talk shit.
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I can't even figure out a way to come up with a way to even begin to tell you how weird that is to me. I've never experienced laziness to the degree that I said "Ya know what? The toilet is 25 feet away, that's too far."
And even if you were going to start peeing in bottles you would think you would at least empty them every couple of times. He was saving those things up like they were going to appreciate in value.
 
innocent jogger said:
I just remember him from the AVGN thread. He seemed like some dude who just appreciated old horror flicks (and was possibly the Cinema Snob). Piss bottles and pet roaches? What a fucking fagtard.
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HARRER flicks.
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Lip Glossary said:
And even if you were going to start peeing in bottles you would think you would at least empty them every couple of times.
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Do not recycle your pee bottles. You're not going to pee more than the exact amount of Mango Pepsi you're drinking so there is never a need to crack the seal on week-old fermented piss.
Plus, if you rearrange your room so your roach throne is next to a window you can potentially lob them over a fence without even getting up.
 
Zilortha said:
That was a while ago now, maybe a few years even. I always wondered why he didn't just find something else to play if he disliked the game so much, but now knowing his mindset, I guess it makes sense.
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Yeah I dunno I hate the game too but I keep playing it. I don't have any piss bottles though.

Bruno seemed pretty well-adjusted to me, like, moreso than a lot of other obvious schizoposters. He did post about his insomnia and how he was trying to overcome it by taking Benadryl so that just might've pushed him over the edge eventually.
 
Gimmick Account said:
Do not recycle your pee bottles. You're not going to pee more than the exact amount of Mango Pepsi you're drinking so there is never a need to crack the seal on week-old fermented piss.
Plus, if you rearrange your room so your roach throne is next to a window you can potentially lob them over a fence without even getting up.
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Yeah but the point I'm trying to make is that the piss should never have a week to ferment.
I mean Jesus Christ fella, we're not making prison wine here. Empty that shit out day of. Or just use the potty like a big boy.
If you get to the point where you're so pathetic that you won't get up to piss in the toilet you might as well just call it a day and buy adult diapers.
 
Lip Glossary said:
Yeah but the point I'm trying to make is that the piss should never have a week to ferment.
I mean Jesus Christ fella, we're not making prison wine here. Empty that shit out day of. Or just use the potty like a big boy.
If you get to the point where you're so pathetic that you won't get up to piss in the toilet you might as well just call it a day and buy adult diapers.
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His sister pointed out the bathroom was literally inches away from the door to his bedroom, or whatever you call the room of an absolutely insane degenerate retard who preferred pissing into bottles to pissing in the toilet that was within spitting distance of his computer desk.
 
It may sound kind of weird, but with all of these posts in the thread reminiscing about their experiences with Bruno makes me wonder what kind of impression I left for the people here
 
You must have a real small cock to piss in a bottle. What is the method for bottle pissing? Do they stick their penis in or try and aim right over it? I feel like my natural habits and internal mechanics would prevent me from doing something so unorthodox and degenerate such as pissing in a bottle even I'd try. I'm a nervous pee'r.
 
Relinquish said:
It may sound kind of weird, but with all of these posts in the thread reminiscing about their experiences with Bruno makes me wonder what kind of impression I left for the people here
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From a Scots tongue faggot poet, Robert Burns.
"O wad some Pow'r the giftie gie us
To see oursels as ithers see us!"
 
AnOminous said:
His sister pointed out the bathroom was literally inches away from the door to his bedroom, or whatever you call the room of an absolutely insane degenerate retard who preferred pissing into bottles to pissing in the toilet that was within spitting distance of his computer desk.
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I never understood how people let it get to that. Letting yourself get to that as well as the people around you letting you get to that point. If I walked into my kids room past the age of TWO and they had bottles of piss laying all over their room I would just look at them with the most disappointed face and say "so this is how you're planning to get a wife, huh?"
As a parent that should be a hint and a half that there's something wrong with your kid.
Gimmick Account said:
Intriguing but I just checked Google Shopping and I don't know who would pay $10 a pop for soggy balls.
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He could buy a regular pack of diapers for babies and pee into those. I'm sure with the CP he sent people he would probably get off on it anyway. Fucking freak.
 
AnOminous said:
If I have been a dick like that to anyone, and I'm sure I have been, I hope you know it's almost always bants, I just sometimes go too far. This isn't an apology because I'll probably do it again, but if I do, it doesn't mean I hate you. Not directed to you personally.

I just hate the idea I probably come across like this guy did to so many people and most of the time, I just want to be funny, not a complete jerk.
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Don't worry about it, you've never come off as being an asshole at least as far as I'm concerned. Yeah members rip on other members, call each other faggots and niggers but at the end of the day I think it's safe to say we could sit down, have a beer and laugh about the whole thing.

The issue is when you start making it personal or you take it personally. That's when it becomes a problem.

AnOminous said:
The only one that if true means he's genuinely burning in Hell is the Daisy's Destruction thing,
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Yeah while that comes off as something an edgelord would say... that's not something to joke about. It's beyond sick to even consider it.
 
Epic Fail Man said:
You must have a real small cock to piss in a bottle. What is the method for bottle pissing? Do they stick their penis in or try and aim right over it? I feel like my natural habits and internal mechanics would prevent me from doing something so unorthodox and degenerate such as pissing in a bottle even I'd try. I'm a nervous pee'r.
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Are you a literal female virgin?

A man's pisshole isn't the entire circumference of his head, retard.
 
Epic Fail Man said:
You must have a real small cock to piss in a bottle. What is the method for bottle pissing? Do they stick their penis in or try and aim right over it?
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I don't have a dick and have never peed in a bottle, but I feel like it's neither? You'd really only need to have the circumference of the bottle opening surrounding your urethra for the pee to go inside. Unless your urethra is somehow longer than the diameter of a bottle cap.

ETA: If you watch Hoarders there are actually some older female hoarders who piss in bottles, which proves you don't need a dick or aim, just technique.
 
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