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He might be able to get himself into a troon polycule from his discord. There might even be a bio woman involved, he apparently has some limited pooner appeal.Let's imagine that Anisa manages to monkeybranch to some other poor fucker, what is left for Ian?
Really not a fan of the 3 piece barely there facial hair. I was rocking this in jr year of high school because it's all I had. A 34 year old man should have moved on by now if this is the extent of what he can grow.
Being a woman is basically being an upside-down ketchup bottle. This is why pantyliners exist.Can....can a femoid confirm the eternal snailtrail is real so I know to always carry salt
Outer appearance reflects inner state of mind. Ian could look decent. If he put on a bit of muscle, started taking regular baths, and fixed his hair, either by styling it properly or shaving it off, he would look significantly better. He's got an alright chin, but a well-groomed beard could benefit him. However, he will not do any of these things. They would require effort, change, and internal motivation.Even when Ian looked normal, before Anisa, he was never a smoldering hunk of manflesh. Objectively, Hasan is handsome. Ian is a dweeby nerd, through and through, and if it hadn't been for his success as a youtuber he likely would've had to settle for a frumpy, dumpy white woman three times heavier than himself. Anisa has a single thing going for her, visually, and that is she's not fat.
Speaking of bad thoughts! In another life, Ian could have been one of the all-time great horror actors. He has a face that's built for the Kubrick Stare.
This faggot uses the word "like" more than a 13 year old girl.
PPP and Leo Frank are the strongest of the Jomhicans.They banned WillyMac from their Patreon, yet PPP and Leo Frank are still suffering through the Bog like the beloved martyrs they are?
They're unaffected though. They're living their best life. They're Stoic.They just keep kneecapping themselves oh my god. Who cares if he's a "hater" or whatever, he's giving you money!!
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Good, I want people to know him as the White Hasan, it's like calling yourself a gimp and being proud of it.God fucking damnit man. Why did you have to call him "White Hassan"? Now you just gave it credibility and Ian is just going to use this to try and make up his own reality again, like "Oh, OTHER people like to call me the white Hassan, heheheheh". Like, no, only Anisa and I calls himself the white Hasan unironically, no one else. But now that H3 has called him that, you know this retard is gonna run with it and say everyone calls him that.
Eventually the pearstapo will start interviewing each patron individually and ban anyone that isn't convincing to try and root out PPP and leo frankThey banned WillyMac from their Patreon, yet PPP and Leo Frank are still suffering through the Bog like the beloved martyrs they are?
She isn't a brownoid, she's just ugly.that's anisa??? why does she look like that? is she taking some sort of progressive race changing surgery but to turn into an Indian?
Jesus every time i enter this thread this nigger looks more and more disgusting
Lebanese genes, not even once, even 8% of them is enough to fuck you over.that's anisa??? why does she look like that? is she taking some sort of progressive race changing surgery but to turn into an Indian?
Instead of having a talent management agency he has Anisa lol. He was dead on arrival. Ian is not a good social climber. Media personalities like Hasan and Tim Pool are retards but they are good at working and establishing relationships with other influencers in their sphere while telling their audience what they want to hear. Ian and other breadtubers are secretely (sometimes openly) sour grapes over the success of real grifters like Hasan because they know its a club they'll never be a part of.Hasan became the "most popular" Twitch streamer by being a piece of meat for young girls and gay men to ogle and also playing pirated content for them, while jumping up and down like a rodeo clown and screaming edgelord shit that gives them dopamine. It's the most braindead, lowest common denominator Leftist slop content you can imagine, but it hits all the right buttons.
Ian doesn't know why it's successful or how, so he tries to copy only the parts his dumb, tiny brain can comprehend (and we know how much he sucks at comprehension) and the end result is like a 13 year old trying to become a breadtuber.
It's a feeble attempt to stop people from clipping his streams and mocking him.I know he's boring as fuck and there's a lot of dead air, but why the fuck does he listen to music every second he streams.
It makes him even harder to listen to when he actually speaks. How brain rotted is this guy that he can't get through his stream without music blaring every second.