💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

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How Long Will Anisa Continue to Stream?


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So, aparently H3 posted this in Instagram:

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God fucking damnit man. Why did you have to call him "White Hassan"? Now you just gave it credibility and Ian is just going to use this to try and make up his own reality again, like "Oh, OTHER people like to call me the white Hassan, heheheheh". Like, no, only Anisa and I calls himself the white Hasan unironically, no one else. But now that H3 has called him that, you know this retard is gonna run with it and say everyone calls him that.

It's like the whole "I've matured" thing. Literally no one else believes that, it's just a matter of him and Anisa repeating the same shit over and over untill a small group of retards believe it, and then start saying it as well. Literally manifesting his narrative into existence.

PS-I love how Hasan is canon and integral to the Idubbbz cuckening, despite wanting no contact with these two losers LOL
 
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Even when Ian looked normal, before Anisa, he was never a smoldering hunk of manflesh. Objectively, Hasan is handsome. Ian is a dweeby nerd, through and through, and if it hadn't been for his success as a youtuber he likely would've had to settle for a frumpy, dumpy white woman three times heavier than himself. Anisa has a single thing going for her, visually, and that is she's not fat.
Outer appearance reflects inner state of mind. Ian could look decent. If he put on a bit of muscle, started taking regular baths, and fixed his hair, either by styling it properly or shaving it off, he would look significantly better. He's got an alright chin, but a well-groomed beard could benefit him. However, he will not do any of these things. They would require effort, change, and internal motivation.

Regularly going to the gym is asking a lot from a man who's so timid and antisocial he thinks that other men want to rape him when he goes into a public toilet. He likely has the money to make workout arrangements in his own home, but if a professional boxing coach was unable to properly motivate him, I see no reason for optimism now that he's alone in Canada with Anisa.

He looks much healthier now than he did in his Content Deputy on H3, but he still looks slovenly, unwashed, unkempt, greasy, and unmotivated. This brings to mind the good-thoughts bad-thoughts comparisons between Thor and Ross Scott. Objectively, Thor is more conventionally handsome than Ross, but Ross looks far more healthy, energetic, and upbeat about his life. Based on everything we now know about Ian, I am not sure that we have ever seen Good-Thoughts Ian, even before Anisa - and it's a shame for anyone to go through life as their Bad-Thoughts selves.

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God, what's wrong with his fucking eyes and brow?
Speaking of bad thoughts! In another life, Ian could have been one of the all-time great horror actors. He has a face that's built for the Kubrick Stare.
 
I been pondering whether they're still lolcows at this point
or have moved on to become dramacows?
and if they do have kids, they'll cross the line to horrorcows?
 
I for one believe Ian is the white Hasan, as both of them are terminally online and insecure manchildren with no concept of how to cope with ageing or spend the wealth they amassed by calling other people mean words and are both clearly deeply closeted homosexuals that overcompensate with empty acts of masculinity.

They should get together. I ship it.
 
idubbbz 2025-09-29 twitch stream archive:
archive.org (onion)

chat-downloader output attached. 7z contains the json file.

note: Unfortunately, the computer froze up and I lost about 5 minutes of chat while rebooting, hence the two different logs for today. I'll take that as a sign to stop being so lazy and setup an unused Pi for this.

Docket: Intro, Pedro Pascal update, White Hasan update, Erdles
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They just keep kneecapping themselves oh my god. Who cares if he's a "hater" or whatever, he's giving you money!!
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They're unaffected though. They're living their best life. They're Stoic.
God fucking damnit man. Why did you have to call him "White Hassan"? Now you just gave it credibility and Ian is just going to use this to try and make up his own reality again, like "Oh, OTHER people like to call me the white Hassan, heheheheh". Like, no, only Anisa and I calls himself the white Hasan unironically, no one else. But now that H3 has called him that, you know this retard is gonna run with it and say everyone calls him that.
Good, I want people to know him as the White Hasan, it's like calling yourself a gimp and being proud of it.
 
I wholeheartedly believe that Hasan Piker is a disgrace to his namesake of Imam Hasan, who was martyred by assassination at the hands of Umayyad Caliph Muawiyah. Having said that… Ian calling himself the “white Hasan” makes me inexplicably more livid than Hasan Piker’s own self-serving, Turkroach tendencies. At least Hasan Piker is ostensibly Muslim, and at least Anatolian Turks have some modicum of European admixture. Ian is a fucking pasty, milquetoast cuckold of a man who tore up a Qur’an during his halcyon days, lacks the spine to become a martyr, and can’t even take a punch to the face without succumbing to a life-altering brain injury. He isn’t even worth assassinating because his existence is the exact opposite of a threat to a hostile government. Yet he still wants to ape on a Turkroach who himself disgraces a foundational Muslim martyr by merely existing?! Astaghfirullah. The sooner that the prog Muslims and the Salafists who orbit Hasan get together to collectively takfir Anisa and Ian, the better.
 
They banned WillyMac from their Patreon, yet PPP and Leo Frank are still suffering through the Bog like the beloved martyrs they are?
Eventually the pearstapo will start interviewing each patron individually and ban anyone that isn't convincing to try and root out PPP and leo frank

that's anisa??? why does she look like that? is she taking some sort of progressive race changing surgery but to turn into an Indian?
She isn't a brownoid, she's just ugly.

People aren't used to seeing those dysgenic inbred facial features on a white women. Its uncanny.

Something I find interesting is she has the same face shape as Francis Bacon who is also Irish

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Hasan became the "most popular" Twitch streamer by being a piece of meat for young girls and gay men to ogle and also playing pirated content for them, while jumping up and down like a rodeo clown and screaming edgelord shit that gives them dopamine. It's the most braindead, lowest common denominator Leftist slop content you can imagine, but it hits all the right buttons.

Ian doesn't know why it's successful or how, so he tries to copy only the parts his dumb, tiny brain can comprehend (and we know how much he sucks at comprehension) and the end result is like a 13 year old trying to become a breadtuber.
Instead of having a talent management agency he has Anisa lol. He was dead on arrival. Ian is not a good social climber. Media personalities like Hasan and Tim Pool are retards but they are good at working and establishing relationships with other influencers in their sphere while telling their audience what they want to hear. Ian and other breadtubers are secretely (sometimes openly) sour grapes over the success of real grifters like Hasan because they know its a club they'll never be a part of.
 
I know he's boring as fuck and there's a lot of dead air, but why the fuck does he listen to music every second he streams.

It makes him even harder to listen to when he actually speaks. How brain rotted is this guy that he can't get through his stream without music blaring every second.
 
I know he's boring as fuck and there's a lot of dead air, but why the fuck does he listen to music every second he streams.

It makes him even harder to listen to when he actually speaks. How brain rotted is this guy that he can't get through his stream without music blaring every second.
It's a feeble attempt to stop people from clipping his streams and mocking him.
 
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