African-American Appreciation Thread - Not Actually an Appreciation Thread

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The Last Stand said:
Let’s play a game. How would normal people handle this?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=jo_KXyD6-3s
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That's the best fucking video of the month right there.

I was wondering the exact same thing. Between the morbid obesity, entitlement and violence over a minor disagreement how do they function in society? In all seriousness the fact they are not dead by self induced health issues or just nobody has shot them over a similar petty argument kind of astounds me.

Did the cop say something along the lines of "it's just $1? I'll pay for it." I could swear he said that. The last man in this thread that offered to toss in $1 to smooth things over for a fat black nigger cunt and a cashier got attacked with a baseball bat.

Normal people you say?

A: Pay the 1$ for the pizza full of carcinogenic preservatives and calories causing your own slow death.

semi normal people, IDK maybe,

B: take the cop's offer to pay the extra 1$ in dispute.
C: Tell the cop: screw you give me the petty theft charge and notice to appear, it's meaningless and we both know it.
D: Don't beg for more charges physically cooperate and scream something about breathing issues maybe.



Semi related:
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Be me: Get called to a beat to shit 20 year old Chevy, vehicle maybe worth $500 around 9pm.
Nigger has locked her keys in car, she informs me it's a different key for the door than the Ignition switch. In addition both the interior handle and manual lock/unlock control are broken making the car a death trap if it should be in an accident and or catch fire as she cannot get out without rolling down window using exterior handle and using a remote to unlock the door.
Complains previous guy was out there for 60 minutes couldn't open the car door and retrieve her keys.
I warn her the vehicle is a death trap and give her price to open door, lot of bitching she reluctantly signs and pays via CC.
Exactly 45 days later get a charge-back notice, she disputing the key I made for the door doesn't operate in the ignition, the exact same thing she told me before I opened the door 2 separate keys are needed to function on this car. No attempt to call me or ask for partial refund, as soon as the door is open she has her keys and can make a copy of the ignition key at any hardware store for $10. I would been exactly like the cop and just said " how about I partial refund you $10 to make a copy of the Ignition key and we just call it even?"
I call several times, no answer, eventually blocks my number.
Buy a burner sim card for $3 have my girl pretend to be my secretary, call her

"da key don't work ma car"
"I see, did the technician say he would make a key for the ignition or make a key that opens the door? the receipt you signed said "generate key for door"? Uh.... um... er I don't think I should be talkin' to you"

I jump in "Hey Shanniqua it's Anon, I was they guy who opened your chevy after the other guy failed. You recall I asked you if everything was good before I left"? Phone hangs up.

I Spend an hour tracking down the old invoice to upload to my CC processor to combat dispute and keep the money I earned. I spend 10 minutes find out she has about 4 petty theft charges over the years some other domestic violence bs charges.

CC processor and card issuing bank takes over a month to reveiw case, I forward her criminal history, DL #, legal name and recording of Shanniuqa dodging the question. I am expecting to lose this chargeback and eat the financial loss as they typically side with customer no matter how stellar your chargeback reccord is. I'm roughly 98% zero chargebacks. To my surprise they find in my favor.

Have the financial instutions hit nigger behavior fatigue...? There's hope.
 
Troon_Patrol said:
I was wondering the exact same thing. Between the morbid obesity, entitlement and violence over a minor disagreement how do they function in society? In all seriousness the fact they are not dead by self induced health issues or just nobody has shot them over a similar petty argument kind of astounds me.
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Occum's razor would tell me that they're mentally undeveloped. They thrive on conflict and emotion, no matter how irrational or insignificant the result would be. I blame society for enabling this behavior. In a perfect society, they would've been forcefully booted and banned from that establishment, no police needed.
 
It works like a city bus right? You buy a pass for a day and can hop on the next bus flight on the route you want
 
RollingRock2 said:
It works like a city bus right? You buy a pass for a day and can hop on the next bus flight on the route you want
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Yes and it seems important to note that Speerit Aylahnz does a lot of overbooking presumably because a lot of their nigger clientele don't show up, which results in what's called "bumping" (i.e. having to take the next available flight). They actually got fined by the FAA for underreporting their bumping numbers.
 
RollingRock2 said:
It works like a city bus right? You buy a pass for a day and can hop on the next bus flight on the route you want
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You joke, but unironically yes, they'll usually bend over backwards to work with you (even if it's 100% your fault you missed the flight) if you're actually pleasant to them instead of being the usual whiny or angry passenger. A filled seat is almost always better than an empty seat in their view. Even Spirit and Frontier have both treated me quite well when SHTF through no fault of their own, solely because I was pleasant, cracked cheesy jokes and owned up to my own fuckups immediately.
 
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Troon_Patrol said:
Normal people you say?

A: Pay the 1$ for the pizza full of carcinogenic preservatives and calories causing your own slow death.

semi normal people, IDK maybe,

B: take the cop's offer to pay the extra 1$ in dispute.
C: Tell the cop: screw you give me the petty theft charge and notice to appear, it's meaningless and we both know it.
D: Don't beg for more charges physically cooperate and scream something about breathing issues maybe.
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Oh my God, you just reminded me of something!


The White guy in the video is a comedian! That part was a skit, but the reactions were REAL! :story:
 
p0e said:
No comment....

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Wait until she finds out the inside of a pad is cotton...
Why not just buy the actual reusable pads?? They make them out of fabric and you wash them like laundry. A normal disposable pad won't even be sticky if you already used it and ripped it off your underwear. This HAS to be ragebait.
 
Chromeo said:
This HAS to be ragebait.
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You grossly underestimate the stupidity of she-coons. Infinite time preference means they will literally always opt for whatever's cheapest in the moment, and a pack of disposable sanitary pads is cheaper than reusable pads or menstrual underwear, so they will opt for the disposables, and then pull a Pamperchu and """clean""" the old ones when they don't have the money for more.

ED: I got high and low time preference mixed up, whoops.
 
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Ed Special said:
And they all wonder why their cooters smell like a biblical plague.
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ER frequent flyer stories are wild. Known prostitute who wears a colostomy bag shows up with abdominal pain. When they removed the colostomy bag they found a condom. "Supposedly" the client paid extra. And then there is the worlds worst UTI ever story that involved a lesbian, German shepherd and peanut butter.
 
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