I dunno, vaguely Asian wagie Ian at least looks happy and full of life.
Alternate universe Ian would go home to his house that he outright owns in California after a happy shift serving Grand Slams at Denny's. Then he'd hop on WoW Hardcore where he has a level 60 raid geared character and spend the night talking with friends. He would wake up on his day off and go to a boxing gym to train (just for fun!) and then go downtown to see a tattoo artist for a meaningful personal tattoo. Afterwards he would have a call with his friend Ethan and reminisce about his old youtube days, talking about how proud he is of all the videos that he made in the past.
The eyes need to be closer together
No way this nasty little fuck makes more than $15/hr, and yet the Jomha's being the capitalist cronies they are, are totally fine with taking hundreds of dollars out of a working class trans mans mouth.
I'm not looking forward to idubbbz getting Jon Lennon'd by one of these unstable and lonely people they string along. Any fans they have now are absolutely going to be far leftists, the flag and cause of the week, Trump hating, trans loving far leftists. The kind who haven't lived in reality for several years.
That’s what I was thinking. This confused 19 year old girl works at Kroger in Michigan making $12.48/hr. Im pretty sure she and her girlfriend (who also says they’re a guy) still lives with her parents so I guess she just throws her whole paycheck at the Jomhas just to get a thank you from Ian’s voice.
I got a bad feeling about this Pubert pooner. This drawing of Ian is super creepy but I appreciate she got the dead shark eyes he has down. God I hope Denny's wouldn't hire a bum with a gold tooth in their mouth gross.
>the gold tooth
Even normie wagies who don’t know of the Jomhas felt them
Anisa is the middle sister out of 3 sisters. Her younger sister (who is skinnier, prettier, closer to their dad, and has more real friends than Anus) got married before her in 2020. Anisa wasn’t at her wedding, but the oldest sister was.
She already has had a lot of practice with Ian.
His obvious lack of interest in streaming makes me curious as to what he'd really like to be doing. You can't point to his videos attempting to dunk on the chuds, because it's clear that talking about that shit doesn't make him happy, even if he truly does believe in what he's saying. Maybe he just expected his turn to political slop posting to catapult him to Hasan levels of fame where he could coast on slapdash content while living it up in LA with his new progressive friends.
The sad truth is that if she gets pregnant and gives birth to a child, it won't matter if the kid is perfectly fine and healthy or a genetic aberration. Because being merely raised by Anisa and her chew toy husband will mess that kid up irreparably. And that's assuming she actually will do any childrearing. The far most likely thing is that she pawns off the kid or abandons them within a month, once the glamour of having a newborn wears off and all she's left with are dirty diapers, sleepless nights, and no more free time. There is no happy ending for any baby spawned from Ian and Anisa.
It will be our child, and it will be a mess. I hope to God they don't do this and hopefully they can't, but imagine them giving birth to a <gender undecided> baby.
it's scary how you can raise several healthy non mentally ill kids but also an anisa
I think an ideal life in his mind is one where he sits around playing video games, not showering, not going outside, and occasionally shitting out a gay video about someone who accidentally hurt his fragile ego. I say accidentally because any world in which there's a few randos on the internet teasing him is a waking nightmare for him. Everyone everywhere would watch the videos, and they would all unanimously agree that they're masterpieces, and that he and his wife are super cool and smart and funny. I think anything less than that will leave him in an ocean of self-pity and misery.
Same, but kind of impossible not to when the subject is a furry pooner. Krobus I actually feel bad for, I've known people like her before. Plus she's more entertaining in chat by far. I just searched her in a few other transcripts I had sitting on my hard drive for funsies.
