💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Pat refuses to admit that his fellow gun-loving gay tranny chaser with creepy friends was also a fellow progressive.
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This retard is willing to believe everything that supports his ideology with no scrutiny.

He is the ultimate NPC. He only has very few programmed responses.

Patrick would fit in very well in a town in Oblivion. He would have a schedule of sitting in his house for 4 hours, going to the bar for 8 hours then entering his cellar to make Khajit sausages and lastly go to bed.

If you came close to him he would tell you to "Go away, child." or "The guards are on to you, stalker."

If you actually talked to him, he would explain to you that the assassination of the Emperor was actually staged by the High Council to crack down on vulnerable Orc communities.
 
Something Awful said:
Yeah. I've been listening to Callahan's Crosstime Saloon stories, about a bar where the empathetic patrons listen to one another's weird stories and make sense of things together, and in that context Rick comes across as even more of a faggot. Like, why don't you just drink at home if being talked to is such an affront?
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I've worked at a fair share of bars and people who sit up at the wood generally want to talk to someone/hang out and be part of a group. The whole bartender as therapist thing is overblown but there is a grain of truth to that, and why Cheers was such a popular show and resonated with folks.

Even now, with bars falling out of style with younger folks, there's still that expectation of being able to socialize with strangers. It's one of the reasons I don't mind the stupid high prices at airport bars and will indulge if I'm traveling; you meet all sorts of characters there.

And while Patty is being an insufferable retard it still kinda aligns with what I'm saying. Pat the Ass just wants asspats even with that picture "look at me! #amwriting Aren't I sooooooo cool?" Fuck off and just write.
 
Divine right to rule said:
Patrick would fit in very well in a town in Oblivion. He would have a schedule of sitting in his house for 4 hours, going to the bar for 8 hours then entering his cellar to make Khajit sausages and lastly go to bed.

If you came close to him he would tell you to "Go away, child." or "The guards are on to you, stalker."

If you actually talked to him, he would explain to you that the assassination of the Emperor was actually staged by the High Council to crack down on vulnerable Orc communities.
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As hilarious as this is, it's even more true. There was even a side quest about a schizophrenic elf who thinks he's being stalked by half the town, and he runs up to perfect strangers to ask them for help exposing the stalkerchild conspiracy.
 
FinnSven said:
The fact he is a know it all despite being consistently proven wrong and stupid.
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This hits the nail on the head. Most people would likely grow tired of being proven wrong constantly and just stop.

But not Pat he just has to regurgitate the same shit over and over again and always get the last word in.
 
Well Intentioned said:
I've worked at a fair share of bars and people who sit up at the wood generally want to talk to someone/hang out and be part of a group. The whole bartender as therapist thing is overblown but there is a grain of truth to that, and why Cheers was such a popular show and resonated with folks.

Even now, with bars falling out of style with younger folks, there's still that expectation of being able to socialize with strangers. It's one of the reasons I don't mind the stupid high prices at airport bars and will indulge if I'm traveling; you meet all sorts of characters there.

And while Patty is being an insufferable retard it still kinda aligns with what I'm saying. Pat the Ass just wants asspats even with that picture "look at me! #amwriting Aren't I sooooooo cool?" Fuck off and just write.
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I don’t know if he has openly said this and I have just missed this, but I think he wants to be a Hemingway or other writer who was reputed to have written his greatest novels while hanging out and drinking in bars.
He probably thinks that strangers should automatically understand this and respect his space.
 
Hemingway had a lot of life experiences, even if he was an abrasive alcoholic asshole. Pat just has 4 decades of abrasive alcoholic assholishness, but he's never done anything else.
 
Divine right to rule said:
This retard is willing to believe everything that supports his ideology with no scrutiny.

He is the ultimate NPC. He only has very few programmed responses.

Patrick would fit in very well in a town in Oblivion. He would have a schedule of sitting in his house for 4 hours, going to the bar for 8 hours then entering his cellar to make Khajit sausages and lastly go to bed.

If you came close to him he would tell you to "Go away, child." or "The guards are on to you, stalker."

If you actually talked to him, he would explain to you that the assassination of the Emperor was actually staged by the High Council to crack down on vulnerable Orc communities.
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Patjit has orifices, if you have coin.
 
Divine right to rule said:
This retard is willing to believe everything that supports his ideology with no scrutiny.

He is the ultimate NPC. He only has very few programmed responses.

Patrick would fit in very well in a town in Oblivion. He would have a schedule of sitting in his house for 4 hours, going to the bar for 8 hours then entering his cellar to make Khajit sausages and lastly go to bed.

If you came close to him he would tell you to "Go away, child." or "The guards are on to you, stalker."

If you actually talked to him, he would explain to you that the assassination of the Emperor was actually staged by the High Council to crack down on vulnerable Orc communities.
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Redguard sausages.
 
Once again, Patrick confuses his BMI with his IQ.
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Once again, Patrick confuses his BMI with his IQ.
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:story::story::story:

Maybe his career as a stand-up comic has a future after all.

A standard deviation in IQ is 15 points, meaning 3 standard deviations would be around 145.

With an IQ that high, you actually notice it in normal conversation, the exceptionally gifted have a hard time fitting in because of that.
Literally nobody has ever been wowed by Patrick's intellectual acumen except himself though.

It is not even a believable lie. If he had gone with 120 or 115, most people would just accept it. But of course he has to be a genius.
Infantility, thy name is Patrick.
 
Divine right to rule said:
:story::story::story:

Maybe his career as a stand-up comic has a future after all.

A standard deviation in IQ is 15 points, meaning 3 standard deviations would be around 145.

With an IQ that high, you actually notice it in normal conversation, the exceptionally gifted have a hard time fitting in because of that.
Literally nobody has ever been wowed by Patrick's intellectual acumen except himself though.

It is not even a believable lie. If he had gone with 120 or 115, most people would just accept it. But of course he has to be a genius.
Infantility, thy name is Patrick.
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He can't even keep this story straight, btw:
I am accurately described as three standard deviations above the average IQ [implying 145+]
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and within the same oinkout:
135-140 range every time it's been tested, stalker
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John Andrews Stan said:
Pat’s friend EDE Bell (aka Emily Bell) is at a baseline of 8 out of 10 lunacy on a typical day. She’s been demanding money for her various pet endeavors, telling people (rather than showing them) that the projects are super important. Predictably, she failed to convince enough suckers to stump up the cash for two of them, which aren’t related to one another at all — but for some reason she was pushing them simultaneously with the same deadline day.

But she wasn’t even trying to persuade people. She was DEMANDING — in the pissiest tone possible — that they fund her projects.

Emily has been chimping over this for days, especially focusing on how evil white people (who act “like cops”) win when her projects don’t get funded (Emily is white). Some of my favorite outbursts from the past few days:

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Hilariously, one of the failed projects cited a glowing review from one of Pat’s many child molester pals, Paul Weimer.
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Wasn't this the Pat Pack member who got herself on full disability because she has "not enough spoons" to be employed, but somehow has all the energy she needs when it comes to worming herself into convention committees and using those positions to put her allies (like Fatrick) on panels, while also causing endless drama and engaging in Woke activism scams?

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According to the other forum, her current sperg-out is because she got caught misappropriating funds of some publishing endeavor she's part of:
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Why can't a single ally/associate of Fatrick be a normal, functioning adult?
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Pat’s friend EDE Bell (aka Emily Bell) is at a baseline of 8 out of 10 lunacy on a typical day. She’s been demanding money for her various pet endeavors, telling people (rather than showing them) that the projects are super important.
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She’s a bundle of fun. Her car broke down on the way back from Worldcon in Seattle, she’s constantly on the edge of death because people disagree with her and this latest grift is exactly on brand.

She needs to raise $2500 to send to Zukiswa Wanner and publish the three translated stories through Wanner’s press, Paivapo Publishing. I suspect there’s no agreement in place that would let Bell’s press reprint them locally. So her great plan is to throw money at some lady in Africa to translate stories so the business halfway across the world can prosper while Atthis Arts is left with nothing.

That’s some galaxy brain thinking right there.
 
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Not really that related but it’s so cringe how libtards try to play word games about antifa. Antinfa is a communist terrorist group, being anti fascist does not make you antifa nor does it make you a terrorist under orangedolf Trumpler.

Libs on Reddit think they are clever posting ww2 American soldiers calling them “antifa”, no libtard child, American soldiers were not part of the German communist terrorist organization called antifa.
 
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