What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

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Headdot Reddot said:
I'm also convinced, after reviewing many historical accounts, that Jews enjoy sucking blood off new borns circumcision wounds and that up-to a few centuries ago it was common for unwed women to dip the severed foreskin into honey and then eat it. I wouldn't be surprised if they still do something sadist like that with the foreskins to this day, but I bet the men eat it for virility or something.
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Dude, women don't eat baby foreskin. They put it on their faces.

A news story on it:
 
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ZazietheBeast said:
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I unironically believe that the world elite gathers together (ala Metalocalypse) to discuss on what they'll do to stuff they don't really control such as anime, manga and online shitposting. And considering that they have created think tanks when it comes to discussing 4chan posts as well as the ramping up of censorship via payment processor bullshit, its not that far off.
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They do it right out in the open. Davos, various other economic "summits", NGO conferences, the routine meeting schedules of United Nations development and economic agencies... It's all happening all the time.
 
teriyakiburns said:
They do it right out in the open. Davos, various other economic "summits", NGO conferences, the routine meeting schedules of United Nations development and economic agencies... It's all happening all the time.
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and there doesn't even need to be any spoooooky mass ritual sacrifice and goatfucking in those gatherings for it to be concerning to people
the fact that they discuss exactly what they state they do, how to influence economics, how to spread propaganda, how to push culture and markets in their desired direction, all of that should worry people as is, even without the possibility of them talking about how to secure a steady supply of babies to consume and virgins to present to their dark lord

i wonder if some conspiracy theories are spread intentionally in order to then debunk them and make things look better in comparison
>i hate political meddling!
>yeah, and also THEY SKIN LITTLE BOYS ALIVE AND BURN THEM AT THE ALTER TO SUMMON THE END OF TIMES
>R-REALLY!?
>no, just some political meddling
>oh, whew, i guess that's fine
 
Cuntspiracy Man said:
i wonder if some conspiracy theories are spread intentionally in order to then debunk them and make things look better in comparison
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Yes, I'm pretty sure that's the case.

But they got it out of hand in 2016 and they got really scared. They hadn't been that scared since they decided to wage war on white men after Occupy Wall Street and similar movements during the Obama years.
 
Headdot Reddot said:
Don't crack your dreidel, Rabbi, there's still a place for "gOdS cHoSeN pEoPlE!!!" And for Zion Israel. That place is as the bullseye for all the enemies you've been making over the centuries and more recently the last few decades.

Want to hear a really scary story? I'm snow white, American, well educate, used to defend jews and belong to the middle class (you know that group you kikes bleed to death to fund your Zionville.) The fact I've turned against you should terrify you.

Last time this large a group turned on you heebs was when they started to round you up like the cattle you are and slaughtered you with glee and cheer. History doesn't repeat itself, but it rhymes.

That makes Dr. Shekelberg uncomfortable so lets take a page from his own book and change the subject to something lighthearted. You know what conspiracy I hate, why do they sell hot dogs in packs of 8 but hot dog buns in packs of 6?!?!? wHaTs ThE dEaL wItH tHaT????
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Calling anyone who disagrees with you a kike is retarded. Unless they post in the Israel/Palestine thread, then they're probably kikes. Your posting sucks, please try to improve the quality of your posts.
 
Headdot Reddot said:
the invitation to Kirk to come to Israel
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I think when you become a relevant figure, certain invitations are to be declined.

I discussed this before ITT

Ewan McGregor said:
Hey #Null, sorry to interrupt your current musings onto the joys of blue cheese.

Can you confirm the gubmint tried to MKULTRA the hell outta you into drugs/pedophilia/troonery/faggotry?
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Null said this

Yes, but thanks to COVID I never went to LA.
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I untagged him cause he doesn't like to be summoned.
 
Mr. Racewar1488 said:
you are not White.mp4

Calling anyone who disagrees with you a kike is retarded. Unless they post in the Israel/Palestine thread, then they're probably kikes. Your posting sucks, please try to improve the quality of your posts.
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>calling someone who disagrees with you a kike is retarded
>everyone who disagrees with me isn't white!
the kids are fucked up
Ewan McGregor said:
Null said this
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how does he know that's what the plan was if he never went?
 
Cuntspiracy Man said:
how does he know that's what the plan was if he never went?
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I have no idea, ask him if you want. I didn't expect him to answer LOL

But you don't need to know 'what the plan is'.

You just need to be able to identify when you're getting yourself in a position of vulnerability towards people who need to control you.
 
Ewan McGregor said:
I have no idea, ask him if you want. I didn't expect him to answer LOL

But you don't need to know 'what the plan is'.

You just need to be able to identify when you're getting yourself in a position of vulnerability towards people who need to control you.
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it just seems easy to claim a conspiracy using nothing more than the justification of "it's like, obvious bro, like what ELSE was gonna happen? huh? huh? yeeeah, das rite, thinkaboutit" and it devalues actual conspiracy theorism
 
Imagine some shady looking men in suits sat round a table in a dimly lit room. Cigarette smoke fills the air.


We're gonna whack Kirk from the rooftop just 30 yards north of where he'll be sitting.

Excellent.

But get this, we'll tell the public the shooter was positioned 180 yards south of where Kirk will be sitting.

Why?

Don't ask why, Johnson. We just will.

What if someone captures the real shooter on video? There will be 2000 kids there with camera phones after all.

Don't worry it.

What if Kirk's family or colleagues or the police or hospital staff notice the entry wound?

I told you don't worry it about. Geez Louise, Johnson.

What if someone picks up the entry wound on camera?

Is someone gonna tell this guy to shut his pie hole?

Why don't we just put our marksman where this err Robinson kid is gonna be and then it'll much easier to put the blame on him once all the cell phone videos hit the internet?

For fuck's sake, someone get this guy outta here.
 
Nice Stick said:

Alexander Soros is 40.​

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If he's 40, he's core millennial. Do you think the elites have anything in common in their childhood with the normies?
I think about this often because I watched "Born Rich" (made by Johnson and Johnson heir Jamie) when it came out, and there are a couple scenes in it that stuck with me even now.


Two more clips from youtube:



There's also a clip out there somewhere of a bunch of rich kids in a car when one of them is filming (I think it may have even been Jamie Johnson again) and one of the girls gets visibly scared and obviously upset when the guy filming brings out the camera.
 
Cuntspiracy Man said:
it just seems easy to claim a conspiracy using nothing more than the justification of "it's like, obvious bro, like what ELSE was gonna happen? huh? huh? yeeeah, das rite, thinkaboutit" and it devalues actual conspiracy theorism
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What the hell, dude? That's not what I said
 
Screamer_2 said:
"Hey Siri, find me a young disaffected male who is super pro tranny, hates Charlie Kirk, has access to guns and lives near a college campus where Charlie Kirk will be speaking." Just mess with their algorithms to push more stuff to get them pissed off about Charlie. Stuff about Kennedy assassination. People online calling Thomas Crooks a hero. Get them all worked up and then when the time is right, "Charlie is coming to your local college."

It honestly doesn't seem like it would be that hard to do for intelligence agencies.
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...This should either be a Family Guy cutaway or a throwaway scene from American Dad.

Just have Stan's Boss (Patrick Stewart) assigning an agent to a new lunatic to 'radicalize'. He also finds it real convenient that big tech lets them get away with all sorts of things that they'd bust other people for. Such as using search engines for controversial cookbooks.
 
Rapture Day 2 check-in. Everyone still here?
Hope you are, but you didn't sell your house right before!
 
ZazietheBeast said:
...This should either be a Family Guy cutaway or a throwaway scene from American Dad.

Just have Stan's Boss (Patrick Stewart) assigning an agent to a new lunatic to 'radicalize'. He also finds it real convenient that big tech lets them get away with all sorts of things that they'd bust other people for. Such as using search engines for controversial cookbooks.
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I was going to write this would be very unfunny and dark for American Dad but...

Yeah, I know my way out.
 
12345 said:
Rapture Day 2 check-in. Everyone still here?
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It must be pretty disheartening having your beliefs be constantly proven wrong, if there is a conspiracy here, it is to turn people away from spirituality and into hedonism and materialism.
 
AntiMage said:
It must be pretty disheartening having your beliefs be constantly proven wrong, if there is a conspiracy here, it is to turn people away from spirituality and into hedonism and materialism.
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Always have been. Any agenda the system doesn't agree with will get their worst features highlighted. See how the MSM portrays the Faggots. Whenever its Pride Parades, they just show the photogenic parts. What they don't show are the mass orgies, the nudity and the twerking 5 year old.

Another example is how they portrayed Bush Jr compared to Obama. Bush (To be fair is a tard) always looks like an ape while Obama looks dignified. Its just that in recent years, people have been picking up on the propaganda thanks to the blatant lies during the Coof. Still a long way to go as there are still plenty who fall for it.
 
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