Most autistic thing you've purchased lately - c'mon feel the cringe

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I finally got the Freya Crescent poseable figure by Bring Arts. (also there's a Beatrix figure but that's not important) I couldn't buy it when it was new for $170, and nowadays the box of these two goes for $1000 even opened. I guess a combination of low supply because of Covid and high demand because of waifufags. But I came across a Japanese auction that was only lasting 2 days and wasn't super competitive because the box and figures aren't in perfect shape, but that means I was able to win it for about $480, bumped up to $600 with shipping and tariffs. Which means I still got it for $400 less than it usually would go for on eBay.
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Coincidentally, I also got a package today I ordered a couple months ago. It's a whole bunch of Final Fantasy novels, the original Japanese printings. It's basically every book written by a game's original writer and/or supervised by its director. Minus some FF4 novelizations by the After Years writer which has scans available online (and are probably least interesting books in this category). Now to get myself to actually read them.
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Friend, a camera lens isn't necessarily autistic in of itself, but I guarantee that your purchase of the lens in question definitely counts as autism.

You call it autism, I call it lucky. Or divine intervention, take your pick.

In addition to the tripod and lens, I also bought a bunch of new Eneloops for my flashes, a new battery for the camera, and a new Peak Design strap and fixings that is only about a thousand times more comfortable than the strap the camera came with. I will sing the praises of Peak Design from the rooftops if anyone asks.

Edit: that 90-year-old car I want to buy? It’s a bit delayed, but I’ve put the first 5 grand down on it, and I just have 2.5 to go, plus $750 to get it trailered up here. Hopefully I’ll have it in a few weeks. I’m so psyched.
 
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Got some books about videogames that dont exist, one called Godhusk and then another book called Parasite moon. I enjoyed the vermis series by Plastiboo so I figured id give the lesser known books a go, they are simply wonderful. Ive been a good rat and not spending my rat dollars on foolish things. I dont know why because I have no idea what to spend the money I have saved up on yet but at the moment its just been food and house and small things. I love so many of the things here, many when explained with information by the person posting honestly make it not autistic at all and it becomes understandable. I think everyone has their niche and favorite thing that they just melt about so who am I to say dont, just dont be putting it on credit cards alright?
 
I follow several nail polish channels, and invested in a vortex Shaker.

My wrists are feeling their age, and this helps, especially with my older polishes.
 

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I have an electric Creperie I havn't used in almost 20 years because the plastic batter bowl it came with cracked in half.

So I bought a vintage ceramic replacement... that has a crepe batter recipe printed in the glazing.

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I bought it as a joke, but I'll let you know if it turns out my crotch holds the secrets of the future.
Holy sh!t, this is a real thing?

I remember hearing about Vulvamancy in a gross Meghan Markle blind item/rumor years ago (Meghan allegedly bragged to friends about putting a lovespell on Harry with her pussy juices that she secretly put in Harry's food) I thought it was some sorta gross joke.
 
Holy sh!t, this is a real thing?

I remember hearing about Vulvamancy in a gross Meghan Markle blind item/rumor years ago (Meghan allegedly bragged to friends about putting a lovespell on Harry with her pussy juices that she secretly put in Harry's food) I thought it was some sorta gross joke.
Book hasn't gotten here so I don't know how serious the scholarship is. The concept of yoni divination is the part that has me wondering. Does my pubic hair pattern say what planet I'm aligned to? Are there going to be diagrams like for reading tea leaves, except it's for your pantyliner when you're spotting? "That blood spot looks like a horse; good news is on the way!" Are you supposed to put dice in your vagina, crab-walk up to someone and Magic 8-Ball them? I am almost certainly overthinking this.


I hate to be the one to tell you, but secretly putting genital juice (any kind) in your love-target's food seems to be an ancient magical concept. It pops up in the folk magic of a lot of different cultures, so it's probably just one of those human impulses; Golden Bough-type stuff. I've definitely read about it in British and Scandinavian folklore collections, of course in hoodoo and various neopagans, and I have vague recollections of hearing it other places.

In modern times I'd assume someone was joking about throwing their fluids in the chili, unless I already knew they were deep into witchy stuff and made weird decisions. It doesn't seem like you'd want to say it out loud if you were really trying to hex a dude to marry you. Then again, it'd be good gossip to say you heard someone else brag about it.
 
I recently started looking into flashlights. They have become super cheap vs how many features/performance they provide.
Ended up getting a Wurkkos HD01 ( $20 ) and HD03( $18 ). Super cool little lights with a lot of utility. Functions such as lazer pointer, beam light, flood light, colored lighting, strobe and more.
Using the HD01 for EDC and the HD03 is perfect to just keep clipped on my every day backpack for dark winter months.
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Trying to keep myself from further indulging for a while, but already have my eyes set on a couple of lights from https://convoylight.com.
I have no use for them, and barely ever walk out very late. But I just find them very fascinating and fun to play with.

Flashlights are wild lately. I remember when anyone who knew anything only wanted Fenix or Surefire. Several kinds of products have taken off fairly lately (some years) from a long period of stagnation with only a handful of good models. Trackballs and keyboards come to mind. Vertical mice. Some things that don't bear mentioning in mixed company. The caveat is Amazon is flooded with Chinesium and it takes some digging to find the good-good.
 
A new model of a radio I own came out, and seeing as it was only $30 I couldn't pass it up. This new one has a bigger battery, weather bands, bluetooth audio, a nicer screen, and a place to add an external antenna so you're not forced to use the anemic whip antenna that comes with it. I'm pretty excited about it, was an early birthday gift for myself. 306.webp
 
Does my pubic hair pattern say what planet I'm aligned to? Are there going to be diagrams like for reading tea leaves, except it's for your pantyliner when you're spotting? "That blood spot looks like a horse; good news is on the way!"
Turns out I'm super qualified to be a vulvamancer! My guess, a total assvagina-pull, was 100% correct.

Not the planets part specifically, but the book has tables on what various pubic hair patterns mean, labia configurations, clitoris appearance, smell. It's pretty much a guide to medical genital assessment, except if someone added in a list of interpretations like "and that means she's good at business decisions" to every step of the assessment.

FYI the front of a menstrual pad is where the spots will tell the future; the back of the pad is where they'll help shed light on the past. I should have thought of that; that's pretty much how tea leaf position works. Guess this book was a good investment after all.
 
Not recent, but at some point, I got sick of the tiny brushes that are included in home haircare kits (eg - haircut, bread trimmer), so I bought a couple giant ones.

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The top brush is from a Philips beard trimming kit. The bottom is one I've been using for several years and was part of a two-pack, so I have another raring to go at a moment's notice.

The price-to-derived value on this makes this such a great purchase that I don't know if I could classify it as autistic. 🤑

Not the planets part specifically, but the book has tables on what various pubic hair patterns mean, labia configurations, clitoris appearance, smell.

Ladies, if you would like a second opinion on this from a self-qualified, hinest, judgment-free individual at absolutely no cost to you, DM me. In person or virtual, it's up to you.

I won't rest until your Preferred Pussy Path is Placated©!
 
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Update on the Water situation - Waters fine even after some recent rain, I've still got a few more months of that before I consider it clean enough to put the effort in getting it connected to the house, the workshop and the other buildings.

Update on the Honey Hole -

To start - Fucking hell I am knackered, and the finds just haven’t stopped coming there is a room we have been calling "The Watch Shop" as everything in it was extremely high precision, extremely well maintained watchmakers / precision instrument making tools and that means £££, I've found 12 complete sets of WW (watchmakers type named after Webster Whitcomb a Superintendent of a big American Watchmakers company) in EVERY size that was ever made from the dinky 4mm (not very common even when new) right the way to the Chonky 12mm in Soft (copper lined), Plane Steel (think mild steel) and Hardened and Square in round and in both Imperial an Metric sizes oh and those 12 I mentioned that's per Lathe each lathe of every size apart from the 4mm full set of collets.

3 of the stations had Bench mounted microscopes and various Objective lenses for them this was for the era insane luxury, most people would have at most a loupe or binocular glasses, they also had from the factory mounts for really tiny dolls house style light bulbs (found a box full of replacements too), We also found a bunch of "Dross" on slides with dates from the 1920's Dross is the cuttings from work so somebody in this shop was doing work in metalurgy and cutting tool geometry and the notebook I found next to them confirms it but I've yet to read it as it's written in a beautiful well schooled Spencerian hand.

Same room we found a plethora of other extremely high quality tools from tiny to - Holy fucking shit what is that??? In the corner there was a Tarpaulin just tossed over something we had to clear a path to - A Rose Engine a big one. These things are incredibly rare let alone the various essential accessories and the often custom paterns an how they where done where not documented outside of generalities to give you an example this is one of the VERY few machine tools I have next to no knowledge of putting into use outside of the very basics, and this doesn’t have a makers plate on it not even a place where one should be this looks like it was custom made for there own use and I have no idea of the value of it either they come up so fucking rarely let alone with documentation or accessories, this is going to be a bastard to sell because its so large and so unique weirdly every dimension on it other than the Threads of the Bolts an Screws is Metric (threads are all Whitworth or BSF so Whitworth fine).

I've also found a fuckton of notebooks here all with project names or contract numbers on that I 'avent even begun to go through but it's all for scientific equipment and I've found in this room a lot of old Chemical containers (let alone the whole site) enough stuff to make us have to get a Chemical disposal bin set delivered to site including a bottle of Cyanide that held a pint of the stuff while I doubt anything left is viable I'd rather not take the risk and I've insisted that I'm going to be the only one who handles anything like this and I ware better PPE than would be issued to a Soldier when doing so (my health is already questionable and I don't want to put anyone else at risk).

The next room we've taken to calling the Drawing Room as this is a really nice once well lived in space that was originally a Draughting Room from the looks of it a triplet of really nice Victorian cast iron an wood Draughting Tables an stools, I've found whole reams of unused paper (that's collectable on it's own), Draughtsmans tools (one set sadly ruined by rust) old dry ink bottles and a big central Map Table and a Comfy Chair, Book case, and a old cast iron kettle and random tins with Tea an Sugar written on them, this looks like it was we think Old Boy Geoff's inner sanctum there was a old news paper dated June 93 by the fire that confirms the date. Some of the books here where the Creme of the Crop technical books most of them Hard Bound 1st editions an cover nearly every technical field you could imagine, so far just as I was boxing them up I've found 3 copys of the Machineries handbook from 1914, and several copies of other editions as well.
I've only nosed through some of the other papers but I saw a November 1916 design for "Vickers Teleimetric Trigger" this is older Enginner speek for a Remote Aiming an Triggering system for a Vickers Gun (English Maxim), and while this never went into production I recognise some parts from the design I've seen in other sources but one thing that stood out was a red ink hand written note "Impractical - refine" on each page, that in of it's self is intresting as they where doing some seriously advanced theiory work during the war not just focusing on war work.

We've found a smaller room we initially thought might have been a Toilet or Cupboard that looks to be for Optical work, so far we've just cracked the door on this room an poked a mirror in as somethings fell behind the door and we can't get in without getting destructive an while this building is going to be demolished we want to preserve as much as we can an document it as we found it.

There is a lot more I can talk about but I think I've waffled on long enough, but this place is not a gold mine but more of a Gold Plated Solid diomand an ruby encrusted rocking horse shit mine... Me an my friend who called me in have agreeded I can keep anything I want that I can give a value too and anything of historical intrest that needs conservation and if I do sell it he get's 50% of the sales value that i do sell it for + the expenses for me an my apprentice and he also get's his name mentioned as a co-discoverer.

At the moment I am estimating 2 weeks left just packing stuff into box's an crates after that I have about a week ust to empy the place before it get's flattened.
 
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