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Behead the assistant

Bludgeon the chaplain

Immolate the janitor

Explode the sec officers

Poison the chef

Bleed out the doctor

Space the cargo tech

Suffocate the warden

Stone the Quartemaster

Dismember the roboticist

Protect the chief engineer (someone has to wire solars)

Eat the bartender

Execute the lawyer

Shoot the hydroponicist

Lynch the miner

Impale the scientist

Turn off the ai

Dissolve the Head of Personnel

Abort the benos

Crush the nukie

Recruit the clown

Recruit the mime

Save Nick
 
Please stop Hindu discrimination on Kiwi Station Sirs.. 🇮🇳 🇮🇳
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Quick green text of my last session:
>Be me
>Shaft Miner, started as traitor
>need captain's pinpointer annnd to beat John Hardt to a pulp
>remember that geckogoy added new items
>take shuttle to station
>get emagg and blob core along with paralysis pen
>ohyeahitsallcomingtogether.gif
>emagg into Old Atmo
>plant the blob core and run to security
>take Ion rifle, handcuffs, taser guns
>John hardt arrives as expected but theres a problem
>john went through space to deal with the core and the blob is blocking many tiles of the way
>see abomination(cat nigger) decide to use paralysis pen on it after it was taking pictures of me
>drag it to crematorium and use it's chaplain PDA to burn it alive
>run back to old atmos see borg in hallway, Ion the borg to death
>return to Engine Room
>see john hardt holding the photos
>FuckThis.jpg
>use tasers through door
>handcuff john and start beating him with crowbar to succeed my objective
>fucking Kenneth(security officer) deus-ex-machina's to the scene
>he gets a taser shot on me but i escape through emagging the side door
>run back to armory after i recover begin restocking tasers and handcuffs
>get challenged on radio by Kenneth to gayreek wrestle wrestle for john hardt in bar no armor or weapons
>challenge accepted
>Wrestle Wrestle commences
>we both get the upper hand on occasions but I finally get him down and beat his skull in enough
>he's finished, put him in the disposal unit
>now its time collect my prize.... but first im pretty fucked up and need to go to medbay
>alarmnoise.jpg
>John Hardt is in medbay as im running to get fixed up he pulls out gun and i try to escape
>im in no condition to fight so emagg out but he already gets me with a few bullets
>proceeds to finish me off with revolver(gay)
>I didn't even get to collect my prize since my new rightly earned slave apparently was still packing a gun
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Lach said:
>fucking Kenneth(security officer) deus-ex-machina's to the scene
>he gets a taser shot on me but i escape through emagging the side door
>run back to armory after i recover begin restocking tasers and handcuffs
>get challenged on radio by Kenneth to gayreek wrestle wrestle for john hardt in bar no armor or weapons
>challenge accepted
>Wrestle Wrestle commences
>we both get the upper hand on occasions but I finally get him down and beat his skull in enough
>he's finished, put him in the disposal unit
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That fight was fixed. Once I've finished my grabjitsu training montage you'll all see...

HahaYes said:
The only way to deal with a cat nigger, turn it into a nugget
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Alternatively:
 
Kino mains shootout during the nuke round tbh
 
Sirs, I am kindly humbly respectfully requesting for one of you to preform the needful and play as an Indian with me on this weekend's session, we must become chefs and make authentic street food and vegetarian meals.
 
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