DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
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Regarding his frantic begging I'm more and more convinced there is no actual immediate emergency he is just surprised this shit show is still going and has been doing everything possible to run it into the ground for years.
 
johnkimble123 said:
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Literally same energy

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Guy is becoming like the amalgamative parody of most gaming lolcows, Chris-Chan and stereotypical AAA gaming companies
 
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Wanted to check the comments on these for fun and saw the thumbnails of him flexing his noodle arms. LTG has fucked with his head severely(not that it wasn't fucked before). Phil you look like shit.

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Yeah looking really healthy brother.

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thisniggaTRASH said:
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Imagine the guy telling you 🫵 he is the leanest he has ever been while his soulmate 🤰IS A HUGE BITCH. On top of that, he deadass tells you 🫵 she eats healthier than him.

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Well, excuse me if I don't believe you, Phillip, because...

SHE USED TO BE A SWIMSUIT MODEL
BUT NOW SHE IS FAT
SHE IS OBESE
SHE IS AWKWARD
SHE PLAYS MODLESS SKYRIM
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Kino. I've always wanted to hear about Phil's eating habits. Food is truly the penultimate pie in the sky of insider DSP info we still didn't hear much about.

I wonder what his stool samples are like? Perhaps we can get a plan together in the secret reehouse for Agent Jasper Kitty to flick feces around the gout mansion.
 
AGoodBrazilian said:
He got biceps like a dude that just woke up from a 10 year coma. This fag never lifted in his life. This retard probably grabbed a dumbbell at Costco after everyone make fun of his grandma bingo arms. Someone better send this to LTG for next year’s Phil humiliation special.
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You know he wakes up and gives those Fisher-Price dumbbells 2-3 curls, then goes and flexes his noodles in the mirror and thinks he looks like Gerard Butler in 300. Can't wait for the " I was a bodybuilder" retcon to start popping up again.
 
AGoodBrazilian said:
He got biceps like a dude that just woke up from a 10 year coma. This fag never lifted in his life.
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Hey now, don't forget he used to be a bodybuilder in high school. Of course for Phil that probably just means he had to take gym class and why he hasn't done shit for exercise until he started his "power walks". Now he's finally picking up a dumbbell so all us nudnick detractors better start thinking about what we're gonna do when Philamania runs wild on us.

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"I actually have muscle tone now!"
Bro you're like 30-40% body fat and even if you dropped to a point where you could see any semblance of definition, there would be nothing there to see because your body has atrophied so badly from spending the last 20 years sitting on your ass playing video games.

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Balr0g said:
Hey Phil. I think you might be closer to this here

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That's more like Khet than him though. His own hands and legs are all skinny and he reminds me of a man with Downs Syndrome mixed with a bleached Goblin Shark.
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This is a rough, crude estimate I drawn to sum up how he looks like RN. He is anything but a beefcake.

neger psykolog said:
Regarding his frantic begging I'm more and more convinced there is no actual immediate emergency he is just surprised this shit show is still going and has been doing everything possible to run it into the ground for years.
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I felt like he is just addicted to begging right now. For some reason the IRS isn't tailing on him either, at least not what I had heard of.
 
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