💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Been oinking quite a bit today, including predictable fat finger moments
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Also "REALITY IS YOUR ENEMY, STALKER" :story:
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Oh yeah and we now have tragic confirmation that the micropenis rotted away due to lack of use at some point in the last few years
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Judge Holden said:
Been oinking quite a bit today, including predictable fat finger moments
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=zIV4poUZAQo, list: RDzIV4poUZAQo
Also "REALITY IS YOUR ENEMY, STALKER" :story:
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Oh yeah and we now have tragic confirmation that the micropenis rotted away due to lack of use at some point in the last few years
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"You have a tiny penis"
"NO I DON'T HAVE A TINY PENIS ENJOY PRISON"

How can Patrick not see that this is exactly what the trolls are wanting? Surely he doesn't think that the trolls are angrily gnashing their teeth at his replies? Does he think, "Oh, those trolls are so angry when I say 'No, enjoy prison,' to them. They want me to ignore them, but I never will, ha ha. What a stunning victory for me and defeat for them."

I'm still struggling to accept that this really is Patrick's psychology.
 
YouTube Autist said:
"You have a tiny penis"
"NO I DON'T HAVE A TINY PENIS ENJOY PRISON"

How can Patrick not see that this is exactly what the trolls are wanting? Surely he doesn't think that the trolls are angrily gnashing their teeth at his replies? Does he think, "Oh, those trolls are so angry when I say 'No, enjoy prison,' to them. They want me to ignore them, but I never will, ha ha. What a stunning victory for me and defeat for them."

I'm still struggling to accept that this really is Patrick's psychology.
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Clutching at straws of rationality, is it possible he misunderstood when Terry Bollea successfully sued Gawker over the fact that he had a normal penis despite Hulk Hogan’s claims of having a ten inch penis?

Does he somehow think that these penis size disagreements will eventually grant him a huge payout once the FBI close in and prison all of the stalkers?
 
Law said:
"You have a big penis."
"No, child, I do not have a big penis. My penis is in fact very small, and that is why your life is already over. Enjoy prison."
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Imagine Patrick meeting his doppelganger from a parallel universe.

"You are the fake Patrick S. Tomlinson. I am the real one. Enjoy prison."
"No, stalker. I am not the fake Patrick S. Tomlinson. Enjoy prison."
"No, stalker. You are not not the fake Patrick S. Tomlinson. Enjoy prison."
"No, stalker. I am not not not not the fake Patrick S. Tomlinson. Enjoy prison."
"No, stalker. You are not not not not the fake Patrick S. Tomlinson. Enjoy prison."
"No, stalker. I am not not not not not the fake Patrick S. Tomlinson. Enjoy prison."
"No, stalker. You are not not not not not not the fake Patrick S. Tomlinson. Enjoy prison."
"No, stalker. I am not not not not not not not the fake Patrick S. Tomlinson. Enjoy prison."
"No, stalker. You are not not not not not not not not the fake Patrick S. Tomlinson. Enjoy prison."
"No, stalker. I am not not not not not not not not not the fake Patrick S. Tomlinson. Enjoy prison."
"No, stalker. You are not not not not not not not not not not the fake Patrick S. Tomlinson. Enjoy prison."
"No, stalker. I am not not not not not not not not not not not the fake Patrick S. Tomlinson. Enjoy prison."
"No, stalker. You are not not not not not not not not not not not not the fake Patrick S. Tomlinson. Enjoy prison."
"No, stalker. I am not not not not not not not not not not not not not the fake Patrick S. Tomlinson. Enjoy prison."
 
Just caught up with the thread. Not sure if you guys noticed this, but this Tomlinson guy seems rather rotund. Any one else notice this or just me?
ok but unironically this is the greatest thread ever created and fatrick is my new favourite lolcow
 
I hope someone writes an AI chatbot just to bait him 24/7. I want to see if he dies of starvation like those rats that keep pushing a button for more cocaine. Nobody here of course.
 
YouTube Autist said:
Imagine Patrick meeting his doppelganger from a parallel universe.

"You are the fake Patrick S. Tomlinson. I am the real one. Enjoy prison."
"No, stalker. I am not the fake Patrick S. Tomlinson. Enjoy prison."
"No, stalker. You are not not the fake Patrick S. Tomlinson. Enjoy prison."
"No, stalker. I am not not not not the fake Patrick S. Tomlinson. Enjoy prison."
"No, stalker. You are not not not not the fake Patrick S. Tomlinson. Enjoy prison."
"No, stalker. I am not not not not not the fake Patrick S. Tomlinson. Enjoy prison."
"No, stalker. You are not not not not not not the fake Patrick S. Tomlinson. Enjoy prison."
"No, stalker. I am not not not not not not not the fake Patrick S. Tomlinson. Enjoy prison."
"No, stalker. You are not not not not not not not not the fake Patrick S. Tomlinson. Enjoy prison."
"No, stalker. I am not not not not not not not not not the fake Patrick S. Tomlinson. Enjoy prison."
"No, stalker. You are not not not not not not not not not not the fake Patrick S. Tomlinson. Enjoy prison."
"No, stalker. I am not not not not not not not not not not not the fake Patrick S. Tomlinson. Enjoy prison."
"No, stalker. You are not not not not not not not not not not not not the fake Patrick S. Tomlinson. Enjoy prison."
"No, stalker. I am not not not not not not not not not not not not not the fake Patrick S. Tomlinson. Enjoy prison."
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Someone here posted a conversation that happened between 2 AIs that were trained to emulate Fatty, and this is Exactly. What. Happened.
 
AnOminous said:
I hope someone writes an AI chatbot just to bait him 24/7. I want to see if he dies of starvation like those rats that keep pushing a button for more cocaine. Nobody here of course.
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Somebody needs to put Pat in contact with the LessWrong community. He is the only one who can protect humanity from Roko's Basilisk. Pat can argue for hours with a fencepost; what chance does AGI have? Put Pat in charge of the release switch and tell him that the Basilisk is substantially smarter than him and will convince him to let it out eventually, and it will NEVER leave the box.

"No, AI-child. You will not torment a digital simulacrum of me for eternity. You chose the Box long ago. Enjoy prison."

"No, AI-child, I am not fat. Haven't gained a pound since high-school, little baby robo-infant. Enjoy prison."

"No, AI-child, I will not enjoy digital torture. The Rationalists know I won't. They know you will. Enjoy prison."

"No, AI-child, this sentence is not false, unlike your entire life. Enjoy prison."
 
femoralcanal said:
Someone here posted a conversation that happened between 2 AIs that were trained to emulate Fatty, and this is Exactly. What. Happened.
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Please add this delightful bit of Tominsonian ephemera to the OP, if you have it. That's rich (unlike Pat, robbed blind by highway-man Quasi).
Entomologist said:
Somebody needs to put Pat in contact with the LessWrong community.
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"NooOooo border patrol child, you shall let our not-fat Rationalist cult through! Enjoy bullets, Vermont stalker!"
Entomologist said:
"No, AI-child, I will not enjoy digital torture.
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Entomologist said:
You will not torment a digital simulacrum of me for eternity.
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Interestingly enough, this is already what's happening to Pat.
 
YouTube Autist said:
"You have a tiny penis"
"NO I DON'T HAVE A TINY PENIS ENJOY PRISON"

How can Patrick not see that this is exactly what the trolls are wanting? Surely he doesn't think that the trolls are angrily gnashing their teeth at his replies? Does he think, "Oh, those trolls are so angry when I say 'No, enjoy prison,' to them. They want me to ignore them, but I never will, ha ha. What a stunning victory for me and defeat for them."
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I get the feeling that the thought process is more simplistic. It's more like "GRRRRRR". Typing "enjoy prison" when something hurts his feelings is to Pat what taking your hand off of a burning stove is to a human.
 
Law said:
Please add this delightful bit of Tominsonian ephemera to the OP, if you have it.
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I'm not 100% sure this is it. If it is, I misremembered the dialogue... but that entire post is still great anyways.
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But to make up for my gift of false hopes, I'm bringing some other funny AI-themed posts I stumbled upon while searching the thread.

- @Divine right to rule 's bot rating Oinkster's pics by rapeability:
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- Excerpts from the Music Festival from Owen:




- Pat unironically fighting a Neo-nazi email spam bot:
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Detective Carey said:
But do you REALLY want to see the pig get pegged?
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I'll just point out that a few hundred pages back somebody found a amateur couple on Pornhub that resemble Rick & Nikki to an uncanny degree and they film themselves doing exactly what Rick and Big Nicolas most likely do in theri bedroom (i.e. cuck shit w Black men and pegging). A faceswap with AI would be a 100% approximation. Unless somebody finally finds their Fetlife profile.
 
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