🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 467 30.8%
  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 580 38.3%
  • Around a week.

    Votes: 266 17.5%
  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 31 2.0%
  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 53 3.5%
  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 119 7.8%

  • Total voters
    1,516
I honestly think he expected to just hire Tim's old staff and leverage his premium timeslot on Rumble to take over as the new Tim Pool. At one point a while back when Tim was taking heat from the Eliza Blue stuff he was on livestreams saying he could take down Tim Pool if he wanted to. He's very delusional where he constantly hints that he's going to eventually rise out of Tim's shadow and take his place. A normal person would see Tim Pool cutting staff and probably think "hey, maybe there isn't a huge market for a Tim Pool knockoff if Tim Pool himself is scaling back" but Jeremy is built different.
I don't get why he's so obsessed with Tim Pool, and if he wants to be the new Tim Pool there's a major issue in that Tim Pool already exists and his audience isn't exactly looking for an alternative. Worse yet Tim, for all of his faults, is actually reasonably hard working and scrappy while Hambly is a lazy fat retard.

Case in point.
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I wonder if he wore a trucker hat.
He makes posts that sound like a pickme wrote them.
 
I hope tomorrow on monday or whenever, that someone asks him how church was. To see if he really went.
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You know this motherfucker didnt put nothing in the collection plate. He probably went to learn how to truly grift and get tips, from those who've been doing it for centuries. You know he can't last the full 60 minutes without Imodium. And any contributions came out of Hannah, mel, and luke's salary.
 
Case in point.
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I wonder if he wore a trucker hat.
Everything about this man is performative, he's literally virtue signalling from the Right, it's absurd. Church is not a place to go to out of anger in order to "Own the Libs" or the "alogs" as it were and that is all this is for Hamburgler. That said, and I don't believe it for even a second, if this man is legitimately trying to find god or some greater purpose in life then I wish him the best, but in my experience such people usually do so quietly and incrementally.
 
I don't get why he's so obsessed with Tim Pool, and if he wants to be the new Tim Pool there's a major issue in that Tim Pool already exists and his audience isn't exactly looking for an alternative. Worse yet Tim, for all of his faults, is actually reasonably hard working and scrappy while Hambly is a lazy fat retard.
Him and Tim Pool have more overlapping viewers than him and anyone else so he sees it as a natural expansion to go take ever increasing slices of Tim's viewer base. I think he has a false sense of how likely this is because every time Tim Pool has some kind of controversy all the cross over fans flock to his mentions to talk shit about how big of a cuck Tim is being. So he probably sees this as a sign that he can poach Tim's existing audience when in reality most people only watch Tim for the people being interviewed not Tim himself, so they have even less interest in a fatter, dumber, Tim Pool who shits his pants, has worse guests, and can't interview people for shit.

Jeremy's slice of Tim's audience is basically the people who are interested in listening to Tim Pool hot takes.

Everything about this man is performative, he's literally virtue signalling from the Right, it's absurd. Church is not a place to go to out of anger in order to "Own the Libs" or the "alogs" as it were and that is all this is for Hamburgler. That said, and I don't believe it for even a second, if this man is legitimately trying to find god or some greater purpose in life then I wish him the best, but in my experience such people usually do so quietly and incrementally.
Fat bitch who just went to the gym for the first time and spent 10 minutes on the treadmill posting a gym selfie energy. Jeremy you are the exact same motherfucker you were this morning. Change doesn't happen overnight and requires actual effort not just sitting inside of a specific building for an hour once a week and certainly not for just once in your adult life.

Expect a 10 minute story about fatty's first trip to church on his show tomorrow in between begging his viewers to pay for access to a Discord.
 
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Him and Tim Pool have more overlapping viewers than him and anyone else so he sees it as a natural expansion to go take ever increasing slices of Tim's viewer base. I think he has a false sense of how likely this is because every time Tim Pool has some kind of controversy all the cross over fans flock to his mentions to talk shit about how big of a cuck Tim is being. So he probably sees this as a sign that he can poach Tim's existing audience when in reality most people only watch Tim for the people being interviewed not Tim himself, so they have even less interest in a fatter, dumber, Tim Pool who shits his pants, has worse guests, and can't interview people for shit.

Jeremy's slice of Tim's audience is basically the people who are interested in listening to Tim Pool hot takes.
That makes more sense now, and I guess they have an overlap in that Tim Pool at one point wanted to build a coffee shop and stock it with Coffee Brand Coffee that they couldn't agree on a price so Tim Pool made his own more successful coffee slop, but that coffee shop failed and now he's trying to sell it as a franchise option for absurd money.

Though like you said, it's retarded because Tim Pool is the worst part of Timcast IRL as he constantly derails the topic with capeshit and doesn't allow for long form discussion. Not only are his guests the draw, but people like Ian too as Ian is a whirlwind of chaos that leads to weird and hilarious moments. Such as the time he buck broke Tim live on air.

You're just not going to get this from Pants PooperIRL.
 
Him and Tim Pool have more overlapping viewers than him and anyone else so he sees it as a natural expansion to go take ever increasing slices of Tim's viewer base. I think he has a false sense of how likely this is because every time Tim Pool has some kind of controversy all the cross over fans flock to his mentions to talk shit about how big of a cuck Tim is being. So he probably sees this as a sign that he can poach Tim's existing audience when in reality most people only watch Tim for the people being interviewed not Tim himself, so they have even less interest in a fatter, dumber, Tim Pool who shits his pants, has worse guests, and can't interview people for shit.

Jeremy's slice of Tim's audience is basically the people who are interested in listening to Tim Pool hot takes.
There are people who just shouldn't stream, or show their faces on stream, MundaneMatt, RTU/DICKERS!! and Quartering are the prime examples. All three of them produced slop short form videos that appealed to a wide range of slop short form consumers but then they tried to be more than what they were and fell flat on their faces. Quartering will never be Tim Pool, it doesn't matter how many hobbies he collects to compete with the skateboarding, how many of Tim Pool's former staff he poaches and how much more (un) successful his coffee business becomes than Tim Pool's drop ship coffee, Quartering just doesn't have the charisma and quick wit required to make it.
I don't think Tim Pool does either but there are a lot of people who seem to disagree with me and do see something in him, unlike the quartering, perhaps it's just that Tim Pool has a work ethic and doesn't feel the need to talk about shitting himself.
 
Posting a picture of to show you are at church to own some random on Twitter isn't very Christian Jeremy, it's performative. The Gospels are very clear about this

But when you pray, go into your room, shut the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you
Matthew 6:6
 
Posting a picture of to show you are at church to own some random on Twitter isn't very Christian Jeremy, it's performative. The Gospels are very clear about this

But when you pray, go into your room, shut the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you
Matthew 6:6
Well he is a grifter so he'll flex at people to "own" them or something. Either way, it's so funny and pathetic for QuarterPounder to do something like that. He'll probably go to a strip club next and pay strippers to be with his side and take a pic with them so that he can "own" the people who call him literally gay (for keeping and liking dick picks).
 
There are people who just shouldn't stream, or show their faces on stream, MundaneMatt, RTU/DICKERS!! and Quartering are the prime examples. All three of them produced slop short form videos that appealed to a wide range of slop short form consumers but then they tried to be more than what they were and fell flat on their faces. Quartering will never be Tim Pool, it doesn't matter how many hobbies he collects to compete with the skateboarding, how many of Tim Pool's former staff he poaches and how much more (un) successful his coffee business becomes than Tim Pool's drop ship coffee, Quartering just doesn't have the charisma and quick wit required to make it.
I don't think Tim Pool does either but there are a lot of people who seem to disagree with me and do see something in him, unlike the quartering, perhaps it's just that Tim Pool has a work ethic and doesn't feel the need to talk about shitting himself.
People like Tim Pool and Joe Rogan built empires off picking the right lane at the right time. Tim was one of the first on the ground livestreamers and hustled that into a platform where he can get relevant guests. Joe Rogan was one of the first podcasters and hustled that into a platform where he can get top tier guests. Both of these people thrived because they we pioneers of new media and adapted so by the time everyone else caught up they had the pull to hire staff and get guests that could carry the shows in the areas they were lacking. These people wouldn't have stood out if they showed up to already crowded fields and this is often how such things work, it is what it is.

Jeremy on the other hand just happened to show up at a time where all his competition was getting banned from all mainstream platforms and his big innovation was gaming the algorithm and cucking to Youtube ad safety guidelines enough to be controlled opposition who was allowed to exist. He thrived in this environment because if you came in to the right of Mr. Hambly you would promptly be banned from Youtube before you could get a large following. He didn't adapt at all in the past 8 years though, he's only gotten lazier, greedier, and more shameless. Now the game has changed and his one advantage is gone with Youtube no longer banning everyone more extreme than him and he realizes he's in trouble. Conveniently he, the least punished ragebait politisperg on Youtube, is suddenly calling for people who are too extreme to be banned on major platforms again. Hmm, how curious.


That being said I clicked into the livestream today for one minute which was long enough for me to see Jeremy attempt to reference the Bible to support his argument before quickly realizing he doesn't actually know what's in the Bible enough to expand on that thought. So I clipped that and left.

Reminder this is a guy who has attended a grand total of one church service in his adult life.
 
One of these days one of you is going to write a 200 page biography on him and call it, "The Real Jeremy Hambly: I Shit You Not" and put it on amazon.
Grok, go through these 700 pages of forum posts on Kiwi Farms and write me a summary in a docu-novel format.

edit: I decided to unironically do this, because fuck Jeremy. Just set up and kicked off the scraper.
 
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Jeremy Hambly (from the Quartering) has released 38 videos in a row with Charlie Kirk in the title.

Also Quartering has now officially dropped all pretenses that members who join on his website will get anything except Discord access.
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Plenty of undiagnosed mental illness going on in his comments. From the context it sounds like he's feeding into Charlie Kirk conspiracy theories on the livestream but I didn't watch so can't say for sure. I guess he's been doing it on videos already though so seems likely. Anything for a dollar huh Jer.
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I do think it's time to call out all these content creators sitting safely in mansions baiting political violence with a wink and a smile for superchats and donations but no idea why Quartering thinks he's the one who should be calling out people on that given his long history of doing the exact same thing. This seems like a poor strategy for him to be pushing this narrative and calling for getting people banned when if that's successful he would almost certainly also get banned by the same logic.
This is a great comment! What annoys me about these griffting rage baiting retards aren’t necessarily that they have their bum fuck channel spewing their nonsense to their dented audience per say, but rather when they incite or encourage political violence or hatred and up the escalation of incendiary rhetoric, but hide behind “B-b-but the other side does it to!” You know the same ol’ moral faggotry then acting shocked and surprised that some retard on the left or right actually took their rhetoric at face value. All of the grift-o-sphere hides behind plausible deniability in their rage bait, but never ask themselves the role THEY PLAY in all of this nonsense. Inevitably, the escalation will keep increasing until we keep getting an “eye for an eye” mentality. What’s worse, is that they employ the same banning tactics that they themselves would cry outrage over. Reality is either all of is okay or none of it is. It’s fucked for sure, but I feel like most of us nobodies are caught in this invisible tug of war where we are inevitably caught in the cross hair.
 
So glad this retarded dickhead is finally getting the negative attention he so richly deserves. It restores my faith in humanity that there are some who can see through the orgy of grifting.

When you consider everything that could go wrong were the youtube welfare checks to dry up (repossessions, the wife could leave, etc.) and the fact that Jeremy has basically never had to deal with real adversity, combined with his manchild's temper tantrums, this has the potential to blow up spectacularly. This thread is the place to be for everyone who is pissed at themselves for not starting to follow Rekieta after the Jamaica trip.
 
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