💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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YouTube Autist said:
Are those food images all from Patrick or something? I can only assume that the dishes in the menu are allusions to particular meals cooked by Patrick. Maybe someone more Patrick-literate can enlighten me. Enjoy prison.

EDIT: I recognize the beef Wellington. Enjoy prison.
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Yes, they're all food pictures that Pat posted on social media.
Some (like the burnt Beef Wellington) are Pat's own creations; others are takeout or restaurant slop he live-tweeted himself eating.

For example, the "Anti-racist Chinese" menu item is based on this 2020 tweet where Pat tried to pass off stuffing his mouth (his favorite activity) as anti-racist activism:
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The "Locally Cooked Tamales" are from this 2023 tweet:
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(Like, "locally cooked" as opposed to what? Cooked in Mexico and then kept warm in a chafing dish while transported by helicopter to his house?)
 
polyester said:
The "Locally Cooked Tamales"
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The other retarded thing about this is that Pat put hot sauce on the fucking corn husks the tamales were steamed in (which you discard before eating the tamale). I’m petty enough to hope his ignorant ass chewed up and swallowed the husks. He deserves the next-level excruciating bowel movements that would come after doing so.
 
Ted's Cabin said:
Let's celebrate the life and death of Patrick Tomslinson: Who was your first pat? Mine was general Patton giving out advice on the war in Ukraine in 2022. It's still up because he basically never deletes anything he posts.

Edit: I have been informed that Patrick Tomlinson is still alive. I apologize for the incorrect information.

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I also stole this from ona. Please do have fun.
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If we technicality Tomlinson this it would be the "Would you save a girl or a cart full of embryos" thought experiment that went viral and got spammed on 4chan. I remember thinking it was the dumbest most forced thought experiment ever, although I back then didn't know anything about the pig who made it and the fact he hardly even thinks.

I honestly think I got into it by just reading the first few pages of this thread, and it only took me the OP to get hooked. It only covers a fraction of a fraction of what's out there but it covers just the right part to give you the (correct) idea that Patrick is a retarded narcisist who thinks that comparing follower counts and calling people child is some great own. The next few pages just helped along, one detail that I don't think is mentioned often enough is the fact he tattooed the one ring enscription on his fat ass.

Not that I'm the first to say it, but Patrick is perhaps the closest we'll ever get to a perfect lolcow, somebody who just makes people laugh at him instead of being horrified or mad. The police report is perhaps the worst thing he has ever done and even then all I can think of is imagining him going off at the sister like "Their lives will end there, stalker sister-in-law, enjoy no, child support". Every time he makes a death threat to the pests or anybody else all you can think of is how he got bullied out of his favorite bar and know it's about as serious as a Norm McDonald skit. Every time he posts a retarded take you can pinpoint which part of his fat psyche it came from and wouldn't be able to stop laughing at it. He isn't a darling who crashed and burned and now has a legion of salty former fans turned A-Logs, he was only mediocre and he only dragged the attention of the patposting community to himself with every "No, child" and correcTion of the record he posted. He's so pathetic he doesn't even have white knights or enablers, his ballwashers are drawn to him because they are basically just pat in a different body and they like to be around their own. The SFWA only funded his lawsuit because they know that Patrick is the mildest of the depraved shit festering in there and they need to make sure it doesn't get any further than him. I don't know if anybody ever felt sorry for Rick, everything that happened to him was in big part his own doing and nothing short of a brain transplant could fix his debilitating narcisism.
 
Cactuar King said:
Tiny Tim and the Pepperoni Dungeon.
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Tim hobbled his was into the dark cellar; the smell of fennel and menthol cigarettes was overwhelming. The whir of the “Niggeroni 2000” filled the air. Upstairs, he could hear the sounds flatulence mixed with moans and the occasional “sheeeeeiiitttt”. In the pepperoni dungeon, no one can hear you get childed.
 
RollingRock2 said:
He has mentioned playing an online Battletech video game because Battletech and model building is the only thing he has ever had genuine interest in. The Lappening party was a model hobby forum meetup which might explain why he seemingly black holed Battletech from his life.
He still builds toy dinosaurs though.
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I thought that was like a group of nerdy college friends partying in that picture. His Subway Jared cosplay ass was cucked at a Battletech meet up!? :lol::lit::lol:
 
polyester said:
Yes, they're all food pictures that Pat posted on social media.
Some (like the burnt Beef Wellington) are Pat's own creations; others are takeout or restaurant slop he live-tweeted himself eating.

For example, the "Anti-racist Chinese" menu item is based on this 2020 tweet where Pat tried to pass off stuffing his mouth (his favorite activity) as anti-racist activism:
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The "Locally Cooked Tamales" are from this 2023 tweet:
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(Like, "locally cooked" as opposed to what? Cooked in Mexico and then kept warm in a chafing dish while transported by helicopter to his house?)
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Nothing says taking it to the racists like eating American Chinese food. Can't find some Zhejiang food? Since you're a fat fuck Patrick, find some Jiangsu foods.
How can he be so damn stupid to eat the fucking husks?
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
Nothing says taking it to the racists like eating American Chinese food. Can't find some Zhejiang food? Since you're a fat fuck Patrick, find some Jiangsu foods.
How can he be so damn stupid to eat the fucking husks?
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The context is that he was posting in the period when leftist groupthink dictated that Covid was a racist hoax. Of course one might wonder about the value of ordering bad Chinese food and what it was supposed to accomplish.

Most of the Chinese people I know would consider it racist to call that Chinese food.
 
Ranine Avatar said:
The context is that he was posting in the period when leftist groupthink dictated that Covid was a racist hoax. Of course one might wonder about the value of ordering bad Chinese food and what it was supposed to accomplish.

Most of the Chinese people I know would consider it racist to call that Chinese food.
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I'd love to visit Shanxi one day and see how my noodles compare to theirs. When I cook, I make sure the dish is as authentic as possible. Like I've hunted all over the city find galangal just so dishes like panang curries taste right (a Thai curry paste) and laotian stews.
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
I'd love to visit Shanxi one day and see how my noodles compare to theirs. When I cook, I make sure the dish is as authentic as possible. Like I've hunted all over the city find galangal just so dishes like panang curries taste right (a Thai curry paste) and laotian stews.
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This is exactly the kind of smug, self-congratulatory thing Pat would post under a picture of a spaghetti sandwich.
 
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Drive-by Farts said:
Patrick S. Tomlinson killed Bernell Tramell for the simple crime of being black and MAGA.View attachment 7914133

What’s really suspicious is that bringing this up to him does NOT seem to elicit a childing nor an imprisonment. He ignores it. No wonder he thinks Charlie Kirk deserves to die.
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All that's missing from this photo is the guy who follows Rick around playing the tuba everywhere he goes.
 
polyester said:
Yes, they're all food pictures that Pat posted on social media.
Some (like the burnt Beef Wellington) are Pat's own creations; others are takeout or restaurant slop he live-tweeted himself eating.

For example, the "Anti-racist Chinese" menu item is based on this 2020 tweet where Pat tried to pass off stuffing his mouth (his favorite activity) as anti-racist activism:
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The "Locally Cooked Tamales" are from this 2023 tweet:
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(Like, "locally cooked" as opposed to what? Cooked in Mexico and then kept warm in a chafing dish while transported by helicopter to his house?)
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Virtue signaling about eating Panda Express is the next level of slacktivism. He might as well go to Golden Corral and shove prime rib down his throat while explaining he's showing solidarity with cows.
 
polyester said:
Yes, they're all food pictures that Pat posted on social media.
Some (like the burnt Beef Wellington) are Pat's own creations; others are takeout or restaurant slop he live-tweeted himself eating.

For example, the "Anti-racist Chinese" menu item is based on this 2020 tweet where Pat tried to pass off stuffing his mouth (his favorite activity) as anti-racist activism:
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The "Locally Cooked Tamales" are from this 2023 tweet:
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(Like, "locally cooked" as opposed to what? Cooked in Mexico and then kept warm in a chafing dish while transported by helicopter to his house?)
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His plating is so bad. Okay, not every meal you prepare is going to look like it came from Alinea Chicago, but there's also no need to photograph those meals and put them on social media.

His artless slopping of sauce across dish components particularly offends me. (I'm also thinking of the mustard in his infamous manboob spam photo, of course.)

On top of that, he simultaneously brags about 1) how tolerant and virtuous he is and 2) how sophisticated and cosmopolitan he is because he's eating a tamale or a plate of garlic chicken with some spring rolls. I'm surprised he didn't try to impress us with the fortune cookie too.

EDIT: And who garnishes a sandwich with pistachios with the shells still on??
 
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Dropa5pack said:
Has anyone else notice this guy is obese?
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the event that may fully tilt us over into civil war will be when some of the opie and anthony forum losers storm the SFWA stage to give him a titty twister on both of his moobs. we need him to get on ozempic while there's still time to save the republic.
 
Sexy Senior Citizen said:
If it fits in his mouth, he'll eat it. If it doesn't, he grinds it down first.
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You got to starve him first (so, wait 30min), then the sight of a wrapped-up tamale will look like curry to a Fatrick. You could remove the husk, for the sake of his digestion, but that would mean getting your hands near the intake, and you don't want to go seivin' through Rick shit to get what's left of your fingers, now do you? He will go through bone like butter. He can finish off least sixteen extra large tamales in a sitting, so be wary if you're anywhere close at feeding time. He will go through 200 lbs of mexican food in about eight minutes. That means a single Rick can consume two pounds of locally cooked ethnic slop every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a Fatrick."
 
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