💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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He played mass effect, child.
Wrong in every last detail, sTalker. He said Mass Effect 3 was good. He cannot have formed that opinion if he actually played it. He probably heard that it was bad from Twitter and decided he'd be contrarian by liking that piece of shit. He's probably watched a YouTube video about it at most.

Enjoy Prison.
 
Calling laptops "lappies" was a very brief thing around that time. I don't know why. I'm guessing it came from some terrible TV show. What I do know is that I hated it immediately and relentlessly mocked anyone who said it.

Now apologize for making me remember that people used to talk like that.
You've just sparked a memory so horrific that I've had it suppressed almost 20 years. I now remember referring to an old, slow laptop as a "crappy lappy." I wrote those words into an online chatbox, thought they sounded good, and sent them to another human being. I'm more ashamed of this than I am of cheating on my wife. I'm so, so sorry everyone.
 
I’m reading old pages of this thread, I never read the whole thing. Though this from page 1056, in 2022, was worth reposting.
Pat tries to get the attention of some 53k followers (account created 2020) democrat that was tweeting about that republican lady that got swatted, but acting like a smug cunt doesn't work too well outside of his tall tales
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Oopsie doodles.

This is why you'll never be the protagonist of a Netflix documentary series about cyberstalking, Patrick, you're an unlikable faggot.

ETA this kept going, follow up here.
 
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he is a completely harmless retard.
He's harmless in only the same sense that chris-chan used to be - cowardice and lack of ability are the only things holding him back from accomplishing great evil. In some purely hypothetical apocalypse situation, the people around him would be even bigger idiots if they didn't dispose of him the second the power went out. Nothing but a waddling blob of spite, lard, and liability.

You're entirely right about the rest of it, obviously,
 
I vaguely remember he said he played and liked Mass Effect 3
I hated finding that out.

It doesn't matter if it was a subject I have an interest in for years or days: the few times I realized Pat had a similar opinion to mine about something, I immediately questioned myself and could only think of one thing:

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Considering the insane amount of topics Fatty thinks his regurgitations about are gold (Gold, Jerry!), I'm sure at least a few Patposters out there can relate lol.
 
he is a completely harmless retard. nobody with a functioning brain takes him seriously on either side of the political spectrum. anyone who doesn't find his antics hilarious doesn't have a soul

Patrick S. Tomlinson killed Bernell Tramell for the simple crime of being black and MAGA.
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What’s really suspicious is that bringing this up to him does NOT seem to elicit a childing nor an imprisonment. He ignores it. No wonder he thinks Charlie Kirk deserves to die.
 
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He almost certainly got "prezzies" from Adventure Time.

“Prezzies” is something that some British people say, so he might not have got it from adventure time.
He might have picked it up while halfheartedly doing research for tiny Tim.

He tries to seem quirky and interesting, but he is a prick.

What’s really suspicious is that bringing this up to him does NOT seem to elicit a childing nor an imprisonment. He ignores it. No wonder he thinks Charlie Kirk deserves to die.

If he didn’t do it, another explanation for him not addressing it is that he likes people thinking that he could have done it.
 
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