🦊 Furry Furry Convention Drama - Because you can't have a couple thousand dog fucking enthusiasts under the same roof without shit hitting the fan

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Toady said:
Megaplex seems to have brought up drama about swimming in fursuits again when one suiter jumped in, potentially fucking up the suit and (more importantly) the pool filter.
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Lol, I recognize that suit, that's Patch Dalmatian. I've talked about them on the farms before, but in a more defensive position in the Nitro Rooski thread. TLDR: Nitro spent an absurd amount of time and money harassing the guy who owned the suit because he was angry that it went up for sale and he didn't get it.

Anyways, I'm still surprised THIS is what gets furries all worked up. Granted, chlorine would probably fuck up the suit unless you thoroughly cleaned it afterward, but seriously, you've got degenerates fucking constantly in their suits and nobody says a thing, but wearing it in the water is too much for these people?
 
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"Wah, wah, I neglected to work out for the entire year again and now the chub I racked up and gaslit myself into being fine with suddenly makes me feel bad!"

It's always amazing how they think this should be anyone else's problem. What do you expect them to do, get in the pool in a baggy jumpsuit?
 
Barkingbuddy said:
What's the best way of spotting a zoophile at a con or in the wild?
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Paw print markings on the hips or butt is still a common. Single paw print seems meaningless though.
Shitted Scaredless said:
Wouldn't that also fuck up the fursuit? Like the chlorine in the water?
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Ehhhh it might disinfect it if anything. Cheap fur might leech color and some makers use cardboard for the ears so that would melt. However, a resin or 3D printed base with properly glued material/sealed paint would be fine to submerge.
Man, a wet fursuit would weigh a ton.
 
Toady said:
Skimpy swimsuits not enough? No problem, I'm sure literal underwear will turn more heads!
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This was probably the person in question
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Of course zoophile Odin Wolf / Nido Flow was endorsing people wandering around in the open in his dog dick merchandise
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Oh, well that's alright then!
Shitted Scaredless said:
Wouldn't that also fuck up the fursuit? Like the chlorine in the water?
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Depending on the fur but cons with a pool usually have rules about not getting anything with fur wet because any if it sheds (which it does anyway if you've ever seen the aftermath of a con) can clog the filters. Also if you're not prepared to dry it afterwards would attract mildew very quick.
 
Pinball 2000 said:
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Lol, I recognize that suit, that's Patch Dalmatian. I've talked about them on the farms before, but in a more defensive position in the Nitro Rooski thread. TLDR: Nitro spent an absurd amount of time and money harassing the guy who owned the suit because he was angry that it went up for sale and he didn't get it.

Anyways, I'm still surprised THIS is what gets furries all worked up. Granted, chlorine would probably fuck up the suit unless you thoroughly cleaned it afterward, but seriously, you've got degenerates fucking constantly in their suits and nobody says a thing, but wearing it in the water is too much for these people?
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A furnigger dragged into the deep by his waterlogged fursuit would make a great Watch People Die video
 
Barkingbuddy said:
lol I bet they smell moldy after that dip in the pool.
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Those fursuits were probably like a teabag filled with feces, dried cum, piss and lube. Imagine the levels of chlorine it will take to render it sanitary. Probably should just empty it entirely and refill it.
 
Aroaceorama13* said:
Random rant.
The furry fandom is built on creativity but they are one of the most generic and boring fandoms of all time. Their fur suits are literal carbon copies of each other it's either a canine (wolf,dog,fox) or some kawaii anime shit I forgot and a wild animal usually a hyena,tiger,lion. Most art feels traced they have this cutesy Disney style and all furry porn artists just look the same and their conventions just look so fucking boring. For fuck sake they end with a dance party have these furfags not seen a single 2000s/2010s animated children's movie.
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everything that gets popular is gonna eventually acquire a meta, look at any creative industry, the actually creative types are small and rare
illustration is a creative industry but the most common irl artist just draws closeups of wet womens faces and the most common online artist just draws fictional characters in laughing-with-salad tier poses, music is a creative industry but the average musician makes shitty rap pop hip hop about sex and the average indie poet drums on a potato while crytalking about lost love
the creativity is there but these less creative creative types are the normies of these communities, they are, to artists, what Sarah the mother of 4 who copies Instagram art tutorials about making pencilholders with toilet paper rolls is to the population at large
 
Aroaceorama13* said:
Yeah but even back then from the 70s and 80s they kinda looked and acted the same.
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You think this fact changed from the 70's and 80's? Back then the furry community may have been somewhat new but it was still large, and an offshoot of cartoons and comics before it became it's own thing, and that, too, has a meta

Does anyone else find the old furry community really charming, too? You could tell it was just spergs having fun, it wasn't so dramatic, so childish, not as much crying about stolen OCs or wrong opinions or some underage constantly trying to cancel someone over nothing, just adults being nerds, even the sexual aspect was always there but it belonged because, again, it was a small niche adult community and not a giant festival for whiny preteens and people who act like them
 
Aroaceorama13* said:
Random rant.
The furry fandom is built on creativity but they are one of the most generic and boring fandoms of all time. Their fur suits are literal carbon copies of each other it's either a canine (wolf,dog,fox) or some kawaii anime shit I forgot and a wild animal usually a hyena,tiger,lion. Most art feels traced they have this cutesy Disney style and all furry porn artists just look the same and their conventions just look so fucking boring. For fuck sake they end with a dance party have these furfags not seen a single 2000s/2010s animated children's movie.
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I never understood why they all still have cartoonishly oversized heads and we have the techology to make sleeker, smaller, and more realist heads that can even move. Instead they all look like they came from a highschool football rally.
 
Barkingbuddy said:
I never understood why they all still have cartoonishly oversized heads and we have the techology to make sleeker, smaller, and more realist heads that can even move. Instead they all look like they came from a highschool football rally.
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The point is not to make their fursuit look uncanny, so they go with exaggeration. Usually, it makes them a whole lot more adorable.
 
Barkingbuddy said:
I never understood why they all still have cartoonishly oversized heads and we have the techology to make sleeker, smaller, and more realist heads that can even move. Instead they all look like they came from a highschool football rally.
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yeah furries are usually supposed to be cartoony, especially with how big the bodies are too
it's hard to do with the head is close to your face, you're also meant to be able to take it off easily
and don't forget most suiters have very old suits, not all of them are gonna jump on the opportunity to replace an old expensive suit in favor of the new trend
 
Aroaceorama13* said:
The furry fandom is built on creativity but they are one of the most generic and boring fandoms of all time. Their fur suits are literal carbon copies of each other it's either a canine (wolf,dog,fox) or some kawaii anime shit I forgot and a wild animal usually a hyena,tiger,lion.
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Semi-related but I've seen very few pieces of furry art where the furry character in question in wearing anything on their feet. Why is this a thing? Is it a furry thing to hate shoes? Surely not ALL of them have foot fetishes? I swear they'll have every other article of clothing in the book but 97% of the time they'll be barefoot.
 
DigitalPocketWatch said:
Semi-related but I've seen very few pieces of furry art where the furry character in question in wearing anything on their feet. Why is this a thing? Is it a furry thing to hate shoes? Surely not ALL of them have foot fetishes? I swear they'll have every other article of clothing in the book but 97% of the time they'll be barefoot.
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I think it is less foot fetish and more "animal anatomy" and playing up that aspect. They have paws/hooves/whatever so why wear shoes? You see that all the time in definitely non-fetish fantasy media. Ever see a centaur or dryad or whatever with boots on? Probably not.

Shape also matters, I see lots of furry art with plantigrade feet that have shoes.
 
sex haver said:
I think it is less foot fetish and more "animal anatomy" and playing up that aspect. They have paws/hooves/whatever so why wear shoes? You see that all the time in definitely non-fetish fantasy media. Ever see a centaur or dryad or whatever with boots on? Probably not.

Shape also matters, I see lots of furry art with plantigrade feet that have shoes.
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True, but by that logic, why wear anything at all? Just be bare all the time and don't bother ever drawing clothes. It works in nature.
 
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