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Was this person expecting to be able to nail Catholics priests if they got them drunk?
Those are Catholic priests, they know drinking and celibacy real well you can’t just hoodwink them with an extra strong cocktail or three.
Drug dealing and car thefts 6 days a week and mass on Saturday checks out tho so long as it’s an Irish

** eh I guess Spic Catholics can also play this game.
 
If he does have partial androgen insensitivity then I actually think it's kind of fucked that he's identifying as trans, because this would be a literal case of the weird messy edges of biology where the formal definition of sex breaks down. He's not trans, he has ambiguous genital and secondary sex characteristic development and is adopting a social role more closely aligned with it. I do note that nowhere is there mention of dysphoria or surgery. This isn't about a desire to purge natal anatomy at all, it's a response to it. Actual disorders of sex development like this do put the lie to the trans narrative even more, because this experience is manifestly not what someone with a cracked egg has.
Thank god if he didn’t get the surgery but if he’s not that interested in sex, he probably lost a lot of tissue to atrophy. It should be malpractice to let a teen go on opposite sex hormones when they’re intersex. (It’s all malpractice but this person has a very clear reason he’d be less masculine than normal, it wasn’t just a tumblr-borne illness.)
Tl;dr sucks man
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Now this person, 🤮
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Another tranny has (possibly) joined the 41%, may have jumped from the same bridge as burntfishie/grant fosgate.
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Someone has called the police and yet no avail, they found his shoes and phone on the bridge.
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Another tranny has (possibly) joined the 41%, may have jumped from the same bridge as burntfishie/grant fosgate.
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Someone has called the police and yet no avail, they found his shoes and phone on the bridge.
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Man, as TTD as this forum is, it's extra tragic when someone who isn't over drinking age decides to take their own life. This kid (because that's what they are, still a kid) was told by someone that getting on the path that led them to this decision was the right path.

Feels bad, man. Hope this kid's safe.
 
Now this person
As well as being mentally ill, this woman is either lying or stupid. She says the guy "accidentally" put his penis in her anus when trying to put it in her vagina. Bullshit. Not to powerlevel too much, but I may or may not have had intercourse more than once or twice, and never once has my penis accidentally found its way, as Led Zeppelin may have put it, "In Through the Out Door."
 
Another tranny has (possibly) joined the 41%, may have jumped from the same bridge as burntfishie/grant fosgate.
Getting to be a tradition with that bridge?
By comparison, the Golden Gate Bridge has all manner of anti-suicide measures in place after it got too ... popular.
 
By the time we've reached the point of discussion where we talk about sex with fat women, you know it's time for another round of Ls. Allow me to deliver.

Thousand deaths of a coward: as evidence that social pressure keeps proto-troons from troonin' out completely, a man admits that were it not for his partner, family and friends, he would've likely gone on to become the pretty princess his Pinterests posts predict. Another weird example of how military guys seem especially inclined towards transgenderism... how peculiar!
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I think I'm trans but don't want to do anything about it based on my life circumstances.

I'll preface this with, this may be just spewing/venting and I'm sorry. I've come to the realization over the years that I wish I was a woman. I still like women, but I very much wish I looked like a woman. Thinking about it, if I didn't have close family, friends and a partner who's already said, "I don't judge you for it I'm just not into it when it came to crossdressing and so on" I would have probably have started HRT after the Army. At the same time, imagining myself on HRT is scary. I am a very masculine guy. Body hair, thick beard, so on. So part of me thinks I'd be diabolical on HRT and dressing. But I wish so bad I could be a girl. If I came out, my family would certainly fall apart, my partner may or may not leave, and I'd almost certainly lose my friends. It's just, frankly not a chance I'm willing to take. But I can dream I guess. I have a Pinterest board with 7k outfits I'll never wear, makeup advice I'll never use. I would love to crossdress, but I feel hideous and not skilled enough to make me feel pretty. I'm 31. And I'll be a guy forever.
Apologies if this isn't the place, I just don't have anyone to tell or talk about it with, and I most likely will never start transitioning. If I could pick, it would've been in college before the Army. Oh well, guess this is just me being a coward.
Miss Gendered: during a visit to the radiologist for a scan, a TiF finds a way to be offended over the most minute shit of all time, still dwelling over a week later that her radiology tech referred to her in passing by the gender neutral "they." "Being called "they" gives me just as much dysphoria as being called "she"," she writes, "... I guess because it feels like I'm being robbed of my autonomy, my ability to define myself?" I like that even in text, she has the very feminine upward intonation! Super masc, dood.
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Might have been misgendered for first time in 6 years, but it hurts either way

Hi, everyone. So, I came out in 2017. I started T in early 2018 and took it through early 2020, was made to stop for reasons I now know were not valid and am hoping to get back on it soon; also had top surgery in 2018 and a hysto in 2019. 2019 was also the last time I was misgendered, March of 2019, I remember that because we were in Florida visiting family.
Well, that may have been the last time, but there was a situation with my radiologist last week. And I feel silly complaining because I'm not sure it even counts.
But basically... I had to get a dye injection and then come back 4 hours later for the scan, but I had no ride so I was hanging out. She spotted me later, said they had a cancellation and that she could take me early. As we were walking she said, kind of narrating, "I got the cancellation and I was remembering, 'oh, they said they would be here...'" and honestly... I didn't say anything. She was super nice, and I'm not sure "they" can even count as misgendering since it's neutral (which is why I keep saying I may have been misgendered) but... being called "they" gives me just as much dysphoria as being called "she", if I'm being honest. I don't know why, I guess because it feels like I'm being robbed of my autonomy, my ability to define myself? That's something that's always bugged me. But it still feels silly to be bothered about it a week later! My health issue has also been making my self-esteem plummet so I think I'm just overly sensitive, but... I used to post on this sub way back when I was first transitioning and I always really found it comforting just to have some validation from people who get it. Also, if anyone can offer some advice on how to kind of make myself feel more manly again (I haven't had to do that in a long time and I'm only now realizing what a privilege that's been), that'd be amazing. So if anyone could offer either or both of those things, I'd really appreciate it. And I hope to return the kindness many times over on this sub as I get back into using Reddit. :)
After a child expresses confusion over a pooner's gender presentation, she seeks the support of her fellow bros and kings, who weigh in with the expected cerebrality of your average Reddit user. Highlights include statements such as "Children are just very weird and do not have a good concept of gender," "ngl children just don’t know any better," and "Kids are fucking stupid lol." Start the gaslighting early!
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A child clocked me and now I feel weird lol

So today I got out my car, and just as I got out my car, a child said to their parent "is she a boy or a girl" so either they were already having a conversation about someone or I was clocked almost instantly.
This seemed really odd to me considering I haven't been misgendered by a stranger in probably about 9 months.

I'm now starting to completely doubt my passing ability, and was already feeling pretty dysphoric lol.
Anyone else experienced this?
Upon learning of her daughter's gender dysphoria, a teenage FTM's mom suggests that she may not've started identifying as trans had she never heard of the terminology before; such a basic, bare-bones statement is enough to rock OP's boat hard enough for her to wonder if these are the waters she should be paddling out to. As to be expected, the grooming sirens of Reddit are quick to assure her to continue her journey towards the Bermuda Troonangle, but Mama, I'm rooting for you!
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I’m scared that if I had never learned trans was a thing, I never would have been trans

I’m 16 ftm, I started questioning at 13. I don’t remember feeling dysphoria before learning what trans was and I’m scared that I figured out what trans was and just wanted to be “different” or something. I don’t know if I ever would have been trans if I hadn’t learned what trans was. I’m actually scared rn because my mom brought it up after I told her I was trans and I can’t stop thinking about it. I didn’t start feeling dysphoria until I started looking into my gender and now I’m scared. The idea of not being trans and going back to being a girl freaks me out too though and just makes me feel this dread kind of thing. Idk bro. What do I do? I’m also worried that I forced symptoms of dysphoria. Idk if I ever would’ve felt them if I hadn’t started questioning
Often times, accusing someone of being a tranny cuck is mostly just throwing digital sand in the faces of strangers online, but this time it's true! If you enjoy stories where a spineless crossdresser somehow loses out on all the hot lesbian sex he wants while his girlfriend gets her guts rearranged on the regular by a proper man, you'll find this one amusing. It's a bit of an Everyone Sucks Here situation, but when has that ever stopped an L from being an L?
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I think my girlfriend isn't attracted to me anymore

I don't think my girlfriend is attracted to me anymore. I'm a trans girl, I've been in a long term relationship with my girlfriend for many years. More years than I've been trans. (She's Cis). When I first realized I was trans, she was very supportive. She admitted that she was pretty sure she was a lesbian anyway. At first, not much changed. Everything was pretty good. But around a year in, she just... Stopped wanting to have sex? Like at all. This was particularly hard for me because (and call me shallow all you like), sex is very important to me. I am hypersexual, so it's hard for it not to be. I also really want to explore myself sexually, having all these new feelings and changes and all that. Anyways , she stopped wanting to have sex with me at all. As of today, it has been almost a year since we have. The thing that bugs me about this though, is that she has started fucking a cis man (a bigoted one at that). I just don't get it, she'll spend weekends with him just to fuck, but won't do anything with me anymore. I'm starting to suspect she's straight, because it's really strange that a year into my transition, when I start looking very fem and like a woman, she decides she doesn't want to have sex anymore. Now before you comment on the her fucking another guy situation, just know that I'm okay with it and I know. Well I was okay with it at first, but now that she's spending more time with him than me, and won't have sex with me at all, I'm not okay with it anymore. And she doesn't really care when I bring this up, and I have brought it up many times. She refuses to stop, no matter how bad it makes me feel. So what do I do? She says she loves me, but I don't know if I even believe it anymore. And worst of all, this is beginning to make me not love her, and I don't want that. I shouldn't have to worry about loving her, about losing feelings. I've tried to bring up that if she's open in the relationship, then I should be too, especially because I have no outlet for those needs to be met. But whenever I do that she accuses me of not wanting to spend time with her, and thinking she's ugly, but that's just not true. So I don't know what to do.I could really use some advice. I don't know what to do.
Man's laughter: a tranny is being turned away from his mother's wedding because several years ago, he served time in prison after being charged with accessory after the fact to murder. A plea deal got it wiggled down to merely manslaughter, so he's not currently locked up, but the earthquake of his convction lead to all four of his younger siblings to disown him. Now that Mama's getting married, his partners are suggesting he attend anyway, but common sense seems to be rearing its head for the first time into his life.
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I can't go to my mum's wedding

So background information. I'm MTF, HRT for 7+ years, in 2021 I was arrested and charged with accessory after the fact to murder. I spent 2 yrs and 4 months in prison until I got sentenced after I took a plea deal to get my charge dropped to accessory after the fact to manslaughter, I got sentenced to 4 n half yrs, 2 yrs suspended sentence so I'm not in prison but the emotional toll it took on mum, who was also dealing with the death of her mum and her dad's declining health due to dementia at the same time when I first was sent to a male prison, has caused my 4 younger siblings to hate me and they have basically disowned me for all intents and purposes. My mum got married when I was 2 and I was at her wedding from looking at photos but I don't remember the event cos I was too young. Anyway dad died when I was 15 and mum has finally found her soul mate after almost 15 yrs of failed relationships and is getting married again in October. Now today I called her and we had a good chat and then she bought up her wedding and in the nicest way possible, says my siblings don't want me there else it will cause drama and her fiance's family isn't exactly pro LGBT+ so there's a potential for that to also cause drama. Now I pass when I wear makeup and dress feminine, says everyone, including her but despite that, she still thinks I may be clocked by her fiance's family and that may cause issues, plus since my siblings hate me, if I'm there they will ruin the mood because even tho they would probably be ignoring me, that energy of hate would still be obvious. Now I'm not sure what others would do in my situation, my decision is that it's fine if I'm not there, it's her big day, it's not about me and I was physically at her first wedding so technically I've been there, done that but both of my romantic partners have the opposite opinion, that I'm her first born child and I should be there, regardless of the fact my presence may cause drama, shouldn't she wants me there? So I ask you, Reddit, what would you do? Be understanding and accept her decision or fight the decision to be there for her. It's really making me conflicted if I'm making the right decision
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Miss Gendered: during a visit to the radiologist for a scan, a TiF finds a way to be offended over the most minute shit of all time, still dwelling over a week later.
I can't even imagine what kind of charmed, blessed lives these people are living, that a harmless casual remark caused such an emotional upheaval that lasted a week!

Man's laughter: a tranny is being turned away from his mother's wedding...

Now today I called her and we had a good chat and then she bought up her wedding and in the nicest way possible, says my siblings don't want me there else it will cause drama and her fiance's family isn't exactly pro LGBT+ so there's a potential for that to also cause drama... both of my romantic partners have the opposite opinion, that I'm her first born child and I should be there, regardless of the fact my presence may cause drama, shouldn't she wants me there?​
Mom said NO. She DOESN'T WANT YOU BE THERE. Beat it.
 
makeup advice I'll never use
Now I want to ask the kiwifarms makeup thread how they would makeup a troon. Best foundation for a 5 o'clock shadow, best eyeliner, the works. But I guess they'll just call me retarded and get me threadbanned.
 
Now I want to ask the kiwifarms makeup thread how they would makeup a troon. Best foundation for a 5 o'clock shadow, best eyeliner, the works. But I guess they'll just call me retarded and get me threadbanned.
Can't be bothered to track it down, but Zinnia Jones did a makeup tutorial on YouTube years ago. :christine:

Troon wants to be weird. 8)
So what is (pleasantly) weird to a troon?

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For me it would be to pee in the shower and have it go down my leg. (Not in a sexual way, just as in I realize I need to pee while in the shower and since I wouldn't have my male genitals anymore it should theoretically go down my leg instead)

(Sorry if this is too weird, I'll delete it if it is)
574 upvotes. 96 mostly positive comments of various different self described weird things.
I do not think he will be deleting this.

Top voted comment.400 upvotes.
My first time using a strap-on after bottom surgery was surprisingly affirming in a "it's what cis lesbians have to do" kinda way.

I got it before the surgery and, after putting it on, I giggled like a school girl for about 5 minutes while batting the dildo around and thrusting suggestively at my girlfriend.
 
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Test time!​

Scenario 1​

Scenario 1 has two versions, depending on whether you were assigned male or female at birth.

Scenario 1—If you were assigned female at birth​

You wake up tomorrow morning and you have the body of a typical guy. You check your ID, and it has a masculine name on it, and it says your gender is M. You closet is filled with a variety of guy’s clothes. You get dressed and head out.

You meet some friends, and they act like you’ve always been this way. You chat about some shared history, and they talk about a fishing trip you went on together in the past, as though that’s the way it’s always been. You hang out, play a little ball for fun, and then part ways.

On your way home, you swing by the grocery store to buy some milk and bread, because you’re running low. As you’re in the checkout line, a guy behind you sees that you’re wearing a jacket for the local sports team and asks if you saw the last game. You didn’t, and and he tells you about a play he things was particularly great. You buy your groceries and head home. Nobody bothers you or hassles you as you do.

When you get home, you find a small box with your feminine name on it. Inside is a note and a small, red button. The note reads:

The button’s not going anywhere. You can press it any time you choose, or not press it at all. There’s no hurry to make a choice, but if you press it, it’s a one-way ticket back to your original reality.

What do you do, and why?

Scenario 1—If you were assigned male at birth​

You wake up tomorrow morning and you have the body of a typical woman. You check your ID, and it has a feminine name on it, and it says your gender is F. You closet is filled with a variety of women’s clothes. You get dressed and head out.

You meet some friends, and they act like you’ve always been this way. You chat about some shared history, and they talk about a mutual friend’s recent roller derby game, as though that’s the way it’s always been. You hang out, gab for a while, and then hug and part ways.

On your way home, you swing by the grocery store to buy some milk and bread, because you’re running low. The lady running the checkout compliments your skirt, and you cheerfully tell her it has pockets. The two of you talk for a little bit about where you got it, and she wishes you well as you take your groceries and head home.

When you get home, you find a small box with your masculine name on it. Inside is a note and a small, red button. The note reads:

The button’s not going anywhere. You can press it any time you choose, or not press it at all. There’s no hurry to make a choice, but if you press it, it’s a one-way ticket back to your original reality.

What do you do, and why?
These gender reversal scenarios both involve being well dressed, going out in public and being confident, meeting with friends and being conveniently complimented by a stranger. Given how lonely troons (and hell most non troons these days) are that's probably a lot of the appeal. Try "you have all the same problems as now, nothing is better or worse, but your gender is different".

John Ritter's pooner daughter Stella "Noah" has some updates. previous post
She posted a few Instagram pics about being on Celebrity Family Feud. Looks like she's gonna be more of an internet presence in the future.
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And a weird post with photo editing. She seems to realize how stupid she looked on camera. I wish every troon had this opportunity.
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And I managed to find a short clip with her in it and she looks like a homeless dwarf. Much worse than the above pics. Very small and offputting compared to her taller handsome brothers.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=go3jioJ6P4k Her expressions and movements are very girly; like way more girly than a typical 26 year old; almost like she has arrested development. 0:35 for her ridiculous turn.
At least her voice is okay.
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That's a FTM? Wow. Goes to show the kiwifarms idea of them never passing is false. Yeah the pose in the outdoors pic is effeminate, but it looks more like a flaming gay dude than a woman. Hell if someone posted that pic and said it was from someone who would later MTF you would all be talking about how that hand pose was proof troons didn't know how women acted.
 
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That's a FTM? Wow. Goes to show the kiwifarms idea of them never passing is false. Yeah the pose in the outdoors pic is effeminate, but it looks more like a flaming gay dude than a woman. Hell if someone posted that pic and said it was from someone who would later MTF you would all be talking about how that hand pose was proof troons didn't know how women acted.
Nah. FTMs in general pass better than MTFs because masculinized features are larger and more pronounced, but certain things like the softness of the facial features and general head size and body size are strong indicators.

This is especially true when you take into account that Noah Ritter is 27, when she at best looks like a 16 year old boy. Pooners pass as boys, not men

Edit: This is the ginger manlet that Ariana Grande homewrecked. This is from back in 2016 when he was 24. Despite being under normal height for men in America, just a couple of inches taller than the pooner in question, he is still obviously visibly male. Not so for any pooner, even Buck Angel still has a weird baby head despite all her work to pass. It's is clockable as soon as you know what to look for

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Often times, accusing someone of being a tranny cuck is mostly just throwing digital sand in the faces of strangers online, but this time it's true! If you enjoy stories where a spineless crossdresser somehow loses out on all the hot lesbian sex he wants while his girlfriend gets her guts rearranged on the regular by a proper man, you'll find this one amusing.
So this chick is with a guy, the relationship "opens", she starts fucking another guy, guy she's with starts to get the inclination that she's straight.

Wow.

I'm getting too cynical and jaded these days and unironically believe there are people who are less intelligent than animals and are only able to make human mouth sounds because they're vaguely human shaped and are imitating other vague human shapes.
 
Another weird example of how military guys seem especially inclined towards transgenderism... how peculiar!
Going by his Reddit account he seems very autistic and starved for attention. Most of his account is him playing The Current Vidya and making posts about that designed to draw attention by having 'funny' and 'cool' titles (they are mostly just really cringe). How is someone with family, friends and a wife so desperate for updoots and attention from strangers? Tragic, and a straight path to trooning out.

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I am a very masculine guy. Body hair, thick beard, so on
He may be ex-military but he's just an average non-fat guy, unless he started roiding hard 8 months ago. Will never pass as a woman, of course.

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So this chick is with a guy, the relationship "opens", she starts fucking another guy, guy she's with starts to get the inclination that she's straight.

Wow.

I'm getting too cynical and jaded these days and unironically believe there are people who are less intelligent than animals and are only able to make human mouth sounds because they're vaguely human shaped and are imitating other vague human shapes.
If there's one thing troons have down pat its identity protective motivated reasoning. I wonder if it's related to OCD. Because I have seen people like this, and it's not that they can't see the writing on the wall, it's that they actively don't read it. The realization is right there but they suppress thinking about it because it would be too painful a thing to integrate. Like this dude, he knows what is going on, he's reaching out because he wants people to validate his delusions. Guaranteed he will ignore it argue against people taking him he's getting fucked. He's rather hold on to the lesbian fantasy
 
Nah. FTMs in general pass better than MTFs because masculinized features are larger and more pronounced, but certain things like the softness of the facial features and general head size and body size are strong indicators.
I thought it was less that masculine features are more recognizable than feminine ones and more that you can grow something with hormones but you can't shrink it with hormones. Ie. You can take testosterone and grow a wider jaw, but estrogen won't make your existing bones shrink. Same with voices.

This is especially true when you take into account that Noah Ritter is 27, when she at best looks like a 16 year old boy. Pooners pass as boys, not men

Edit: This is the ginger manlet that Ariana Grande homewrecked. This is from back in 2016 when he was 24. Despite being under normal height for men in America, just a couple of inches taller than the pooner in question, he is still obviously visibly male. Not so for any pooner, even Buck Angel still has a weird baby head despite all her work to pass.

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Noah in that audition or whatever looks like your average greasy game dev so I disagree.
but certain things like the softness of the facial features and general head size and body size are strong indicators.
It's is clockable as soon as you know what to look for

Once you start getting specifically looking for "tells" it gets pretty schizo and not something the average person would do to someone they pass on the street. One of the best arguments against "transvestigators" is how many cis people they catch in the crossfire, even when they say "it's not a single trait, it's the combination of them. This is tall, square jawed, broad shouldered women all over again.

It's even more funny but really just tragic when you see trans people mention how before they transitioned people treated them as "not a real man/woman" (think effeminate autistic guys and such) then when they transitioned people suddenly insisted they were CLEARLY that gender.

I've mentioned before how I had a classmate I think might have pooned out (tall masculine looking autistic girl who was too spergy for passive agressive teen girls and kept complaining she looked like a man in a dress because she wasn't small and curvy) I never knew her that well and haven't seen in over a decade so she might have gotten over it but I have seen pooners online say simmilar things. I just feel bad for people like that.
 
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