DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Pargon]

Won't play the newest souls game? who the fuck are you kidding? you will be playing it day 1 unless you are off that day give me a break lmao.

I love so much how badly he needs to suck FromSoft’s unwashed horse phallus every single time they drop something new. He hates them so much and he has to play their entire library until he quits/dies. He’s been long-distance penetrated so many times that Miyazaki’s family name belongs tattooed on his asscheek.

 

[GameratePTSD]

The face you make when mommy finally relents after bursting into tears in the middle of the store and buys you the toy.

 

[Pargon]

The face you make when mommy finally relents after bursting into tears in the middle of the store and buys you the toy.
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when your tendies are done

 

[Shon&Saunders666420]

I love so much how badly he needs to suck FromSoft’s unwashed horse phallus every single time they drop something new. He hates them so much and he has to play their entire library until he quits/dies. He’s been long-distance penetrated so many times that Miyazaki’s family name belongs tattooed on his asscheek.

Same with the COD games. He always complains about those being too much alike, but he will always buy and play them for money. He is part of the problem, not the solution.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Same with the COD games. He always complains about those being too much alike, but he will always buy and play them for money. He is part of the problem, not the solution.

he does the same with pokemon, but he makes fun of people for liking it, getting upset that the game doesn't have 4k graphics w/250 fps while not understanding how to evolve pokemon. seriously, phil started to make fun of people for being excited about pokemon za coming out.
"hahaha, what....w....wh...what the...t...the name of it again? Z.....z......an 'A'? who cares!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA"
He bitch about it being the "same game" while he the type of guy who buy each newer iphone model that comes out.
A 43 year old man can't figure out to evolve pokemon...in a childs' RPG. let that sink in

 

[DeadNivea]

Same with the COD games. He always complains about those being too much alike, but he will always buy and play them for money. He is part of the problem, not the solution.

this point was brought up to him multiple times and his reasoning is that he's a content creator and needs to play them for his jahb. so he can't be the problem dood!

 

[Optimus Crime]

The face you make when mommy finally relents after bursting into tears in the middle of the store and buys you the toy.
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Jaha should've finished the job.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

Waiting for him to straight up double scam Silksong after being paid to play another go of it, to then threaten to quit it again if he doesn't get another goal.

 

[Pargon]

This behavior is straying into a very literal interpretation of “pay me to play video games” and I am excited to see the knock-on effects.

stick_in_spoke.jpg on standby

 

[Optimus Crime]

Waiting for him to straight up double scam Silksong after being paid to play another go of it, to then threaten to quit it again if he doesn't get another goal.

This counts as extortion no? The worst aspects of being part wop, part jew, always surface in him.

 

[RawMeat4Lyf]

Does anyone else feel really frustrated at the fact that, despite all his character flaws, manchild behavior, no career, zero financial literacy, zero accountability and disgraceful online reputation, DSP still managed to get two really attractive women into his life, one of which married him and seems to be very loyal and loving to him?

It just highlights how much of a bunch of incel freaks we must be to remain alone while even people like DSP get not one, but two shots at love with beautiful women.

 

[Pargon]

This counts as extortion no? The worst aspects of being part wop, part jew, always surface in him.

Well…

…I mean, with extortion the threat is “do this or [unfortunate thing will happen / fortunate thing will not happen]”, so…

…look, you can find fat white guys playing games on the Internet. You can find ‘em. There’s more’n a few. They’re out there. The Fat White Game-Playing Guy pipeline is not serviced from a single source. I myself prefer the Canadian Bacon flavor, I believe that is well-known, so unlike anything else on Earth I can speak on this with authority, is all I am saying.

This would be like a stranger “threatening” you at the bus stop with holding their own breath until they pass out if you don’t buy them a coffee, like…m8, the stakes are so low for me in either direction that it’s not worth the fraction of a calorie I’ll burn deciding whether or not to pull out my wallet.

 

[Phil the Salesman]

The thing this dipshit never grasps the concept of is that he’s yoinking dollar bills out of the same pot when he does these random Hail Mary grifts. He sucked an extra $54 from a dent for Silksong, and now guess which stream is going to be $54 shorter.

 

[Optimus Crime]

Does anyone else feel really frustrated at the fact that, despite all his character flaws, manchild behavior, no career, zero financial literacy, zero accountability and disgraceful online reputation, DSP still managed to get two really attractive women into his life, one of which married him and seems to be very loyal and loving to him?

It just highlights how much of a bunch of incel freaks we must be to remain alone while even people like DSP get not one, but two shots at love with beautiful women.

Panda may have been attractive but she was a mental case. Annoying af. Idc what the retcon is, she looked her pussy stank south of heaven. Khet.... Khet always had that Midwest arm fat on her. She was always bound for the pigsty

Edit: Phil is an arrogant asshole. A narc even. He does display the dark traid, just in an unaware form. This can and will attract women on all spectrum, especially if they're dumb. Some men (like you autistic assholes) need to train to create the illusion of this power.

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

Same with the COD games. He always complains about those being too much alike, but he will always buy and play them for money. He is part of the problem, not the solution.

And Battlefield where he equips a DMR for close quarter engagements. "The spray is too powerful....!"
He needs to stick with simple shit like TF2 but I can already hear him bitching about "hacking (not acking) troons" non-stop.

 

[Pargon]

Does anyone else feel really frustrated at the fact that, despite all his character flaws, manchild behavior, no career, zero financial literacy, zero accountability and disgraceful online reputation, DSP still managed to get two really attractive women into his life, one of which married him and seems to be very loyal and loving to him?

It just highlights how much of a bunch of incel freaks we must be to remain alone while even people like DSP get not one, but two shots at love with beautiful women.

When the board itself is so regularly insane you can’t tell whether someone is being serious, sarcastic, ironic, autistic or retarded. I gave you a Thunk and therefore the benefit of the doubt but friend this

one of which married him and seems to be very loyal and loving to him?

will not go uncommented-on. Your thoughts have been well and truly inputted

 

[Elbe]

Holding Cronos hostage for support right now.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Now we are modifying the goal counter to show 6/10. He is stalling and baiting hard as fuck. One step closer to lowering the goal. Capped off with a filthy wet snort.

Hes mad af right now. Banned someone for saying the math is wrong on the Fag’s Tax since the tip says
$23 and there’s the Hollow Knight $54, but kings tax says $67. Almost as if you just tuned in you wouldn’t realize he was doing a scam.

This is cataclysmic begging happening right now.


LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

EDIT: FULL ON CRASHOUT happening with the retarded Hollow Knight scam. This is beautiful.

 

[Just Some Other Guy]

Totally organic $100 tip doods

 

[shekelshoah666]

Now we are modifying the goal counter to show 6/10. He is stalling and baiting hard as fuck. One step closer to lowering the goal. Capped off with a filthy wet snort.

Hes mad af right now. Banned someone for saying the math is wrong on the Fag’s Tax since the tip says
$23 and there’s the Hollow Knight $54, but kings tax says $67. Almost as if you just tuned in you wouldn’t realize he was doing a scam.

This is cataclysmic begging happening right now.


LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

EDIT: FULL ON CRASHOUT happening with the retarded Hollow Knight scam. This is beautiful.

Total begging crashout into $100 anon tip lmao VERY organic King! This shit feels so incredibly scripted its crazy. Entire thing was unrecorded too LMAO.