Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

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She's really starting to sound like it's her fetish to be mistreated and she's just involving other unsuspecting people with that response. It tracks with the romanticizing serial killers who would ignore her or worse in reality.
It's funny, because Stephanie's gods 'n' ghosts are all so nice to her. They're up for whatever she wants to do; they tell her special secrets or just tell her how hot her body is. Being married to a bunch of murderers and spiritual embodiments of darkness, you'd think someone would at least make her kneel on rice for five minutes.



I was reading a book about Santeria (mostly anthropological) and one thing that struck me was believers getting ridden by their orisha, who goes on to tell everyone around them what that person needs to do better, once they have their body back. "Stop cheating his customers" or "stop cheating on his wife" or "throw out that creepy palo mayombe cauldron he got from his late uncle." The orishas would also have handy advice for other people at the ceremony/party, exactly the kind of thing the santero might have known in day-to-day life but not wanted to say out loud. Eleggua, wearing your body like a meat suit, is bulletproof as far as party fouls.

...Anyway, I think the difference is in the supernatural being you imagine when you have the ability to assess yourself objectively. When Loki "possesses" Stephanie, she just DMs harassment to people she knows.

If the LARP held or this were somehow real, I'd expect Baba Yaga to manifest, look at the NEETcave, and decide the best use of her time on earth was to educate Stephanie on how to scrub and sweep. Baba Yaga's deal is making humans do chores for her (or else eat them); there's no way she'd initiate Stephanie into the Mysteries while surrounded by skin pickings and dirty dishes.
 
Baba Yaga's deal is making humans do chores for her (or else eat them); there's no way she'd initiate Stephanie into the Mysteries while surrounded by skin pickings and dirty dishes.
Baba Yaga rewards diligence, devotion, dedication, hard work, thrift and self discipline. Everything that Baba Yaga despises, Staph is. I'm not sure that Baba Yaga would stoop low enough to even eat Staph, tbh. Do something terrible certainly, but eat, no.
 
I'm not sure that Baba Yaga would stoop low enough to even eat Staph, tbh. Do something terrible certainly, but eat, no.
She's got a ton of skulls she uses as enchanted lanterns; gotta get them from somewhere.

I'm just picturing a Slavic folktale where a village idiot stomps into the woods and right up to Baba Yaga's hut, and demands to be taught how to do magic so she can do great things. Illustrated with woodcuts and little red spots on Stephanie's big chubby face.

It'd be like one of those folktales where the good son/daughter is kind to a monster and gets a boon, so the shitty son/daughter goes out, is naturally rude to the monster, either gets eaten or has toads fall out of her mouth every time she talks from now on.
 
So the old Perron house is going up for auction on Halloween. Y'know, the Conjuring house. There's been a ton of drama surrounding the (now previous) owner for years, it's a whole big thing. But rumor has it that people are expecting Zak Bagans to try and buy it. That or Elton Castee and/or Matt Rife.

Why bring it up? Well. This could make Zak prance about and maybe ping on Staph's radar again. I'm expecting a bit of a chimpout, and an absolute spectacle made out of the house being for sale. Especially with the new movie. I considered that this might be just a big promo, but not if the youtube dudebros are already sniffing about. That and it's been a long time coming.

Baba Yaga prayer circle, everyone. We may have some content on the horizon.
 
I saw this painted window for sale at the local fair, I have no idea who it's supposed to be but it looks exactly like Stephanie. Just needs a pin-covered fedora and there it is!
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'I'm at the park now' Thanks for letting us know, Nana! Don't stay too late x

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No, never.

Nothing else said about her ritual, btw.

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And what did the therapist say about it...?

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'Oppressing POC is bad.'
'Yeah, but, I'm also oppressed.'

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'Violence against women is bad.'
'Yeah, but, what about men.'

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Eh...? As usual, some insider joke between Staph and Staph that no one else is in on.

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She seriously does not know how cats work. Everything Siggy does is weird behaviour to Staph.

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Confirmation that she only got thirsty for Dahmer after the Ryan Murphy show. Also confirmation that she doesn't actually read books, because when she watched the show she was surprised to learn about one of Dahmer's victims escaping.

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Stop appropriating other cultures, it's embarrassing behaviour. Link to the nonsense she's talking about.
 
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She seriously does not know how cats work. Everything Siggy does is weird behaviour to Staph.
Posts like this are when I wonder if it isn't a LARP (as in, does Stephanie believe herself, not are the ghosts real).

"I AM A GREAT AND POWERFUL DRUID, called to know the ancient herbs and ways of natural healing, connected to years and years of tradition that Whitey (don't ask questions) tried to destroy. Lunch is Beefaroni."

If one were aware of the eyes of others, but one really wanted to tell the cat anecdote, that post could have easily been adult-washed into "can of tomato sauce."

Confirmation that she only got thirsty for Dahmer after the Ryan Murphy show. Also confirmation that she doesn't actually read books, because when she watched the show she was surprised to learn about one of Dahmer's victims escaping.
In the modern day with instant downloadable audiobooks, there is absolutely no excuse for this. How dare she call it a "hyperfixation" if she's being so lazy about research?
 
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Confirmation that she only got thirsty for Dahmer after the Ryan Murphy show. Also confirmation that she doesn't actually read books, because when she watched the show she was surprised to learn about one of Dahmer's victims escescaping.
Imagine marrying someone without even knowing that two of their victims managed to escape smh

Friendly reminder that the first victim was a 14 year old child named Konerak Sinthasomphone. He was bleeding, with a handcuff dangling from his wrist, and the cops sent him back to Dahmer. Why? Because Dahmer regularly hid behind the fact that he was gay and he knew cops didn’t wanna deal with "that stuff".

The second victim to escape was a young man named Tracy Edwards. This is whom lead police to the apartment, resulting in Dahmer's arrest. Dahmer told this man that he would eat his heart, but the only thing he ate was the 20 inch metal bar that he was eventually beaten to death with.
 
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Maybe I just live in a weird bubble but I've noticed there's a very specific type of older woman in nerdy circles around here that I've known multiple of, and Staph would be right at home in this category: either young gen X or elder millennial, usually single with a pet she calls her "baby", loves dragons and fairies and has a whole damn cabinet of dragon/fairy statues like you'd get in the same type of store that sells crystals and incense, wardrobe consists entirely of T-shirts with dragon/Celtic knot/Three Wolf Moon type graphics or slogans like "I paused my game to be here" and floaty tiered "boho" skirts or track pants/leggings. Sees herself as the "cool nerdy aunt" and will try and "adopt" younger people she meets through her hobbies and convert them to her ways. Honestly if she didn't go genderspecial our Yarbles would definitely just be one of these.
 
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If Staph is fern-kin, why didn't she choose the name Fern rather than Yarrow?

Lmfao. If someone says they'd like it if someone said something nice about them, in what universe does it make sense to respond to that with "DURR HURR I'M A PLANT"???

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And what did the therapist say about it...?

So Staph's neck didn't hurt until she was reminded that her neck was supposed to hurt. Got it. It's almost as if she's malingering for the sake of having something to complain about because health care workers are her favorite captive audience. But it can't be, because Staph would never falsely claim to be crippled by a mental illness or medical condition that she doesn't even have. :story:

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She seriously does not know how cats work. Everything Siggy does is weird behaviour to Staph.

She really must not have paid fuck all attention to Pete except for occasionally manhandling him until he got irritated enough to go hang out somewhere else. Don't let your cat lick an open tin can with potentially sharp edges, numbnuts.
 
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Confirmation that she only got thirsty for Dahmer after the Ryan Murphy show. Also confirmation that she doesn't actually read books, because when she watched the show she was surprised to learn about one of Dahmer's victims escaping.
I've known Staph is a poser for so long but she still surprises me. She talks such a big game about being a special freak uwu but she's just a basic bitch.
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No, never.
Staph is usually off to grandma bedtime long before the moon comes out, she hardly ever gets to see it.
 
So Staph's neck didn't hurt until she was reminded that her neck was supposed to hurt. Got it. It's almost as if she's malingering for the sake of having something to complain about because health care workers are her favorite captive audience.
Ghost serial killer's advocate: she did go to the physical therapist.

The PT probably made her do gentle range-of-motion and some light stretching. Now Stephanie's feeling the burn.
 
Ghost serial killer's advocate: she did go to the physical therapist.

The PT probably made her do gentle range-of-motion and some light stretching. Now Stephanie's feeling the burn.
Chances are that she was babying it before and trying not to move it in the ways that hurt, and now that she's going to a doctor for it they're having her move it in those ways to fix the problem. So she could've been "not feeling any pain" but not because there wasn't pain, because she was explicitly avoiding using her neck.
 
Chances are that she was babying it before and trying not to move it in the ways that hurt, and now that she's going to a doctor for it they're having her move it in those ways to fix the problem. So she could've been "not feeling any pain" but not because there wasn't pain, because she was explicitly avoiding using her neck.
And the first visit with a PT is them systematically assessing the scope of the problem. It's like an auto mechanic: what are you doing when your neck hurts/the scraping noise happens. They make you do range-of-motion and keep notes.

I'm not holding my breath for a Yoga Grandma Stephanie arc, although IIRC that's not a "closed practice," right? And there are a few "Viking Yoga" influencers online, as well as chair yoga/grandma yoga/HAES yoga classes in most jurisdictions.

My hopes from this subplot are that she overshares explicit details on her sleep habits, instead of dropping hints about how she sleeps on the couch and wakes up for a pee and a snack every few hours and then not discussing it further, because to her it's normal.

I also hope for Stephanie to make up some l'esprit de l'escalier conversations she totally for real had with other PT patients in the waiting room.
 
So... as everyone knows:
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Can you guess what Staph is going to claim...?

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Of fucking course.

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Absolutely unrelated.

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I have no idea what this is about. However, she has reposted things related to Charlie Kirk all day.

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Wow, she's even assuming that we know what she dreamt about now.

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How crude.

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A morbid way to spend 9/11.

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As a Bowie fan, I initially felt offended at her claim, but then I realised how hilarious it would be to hear her attempt. Who knows? Maybe she sings exactly like him... lol.
 
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Absolutely unrelated.
They're both incidents of a transwoman causing violent death, so maybe Loki confirmed those Kirk shooter troon rumors to Stephanie.

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A morbid way to spend 9/11.
Well, at least she's not masturbating. Baby steps!

Grave dancing is certainly a choice right now. Not a good one. But Loki would definitely, like...warn her, right?
It's Stephanie; absolutely nobody is surprised.

Loki's prophet on Earth would get a lot more attention if he got just a tiny bit less vague with the predictions. Or reminded her to publish before an event happens. Right now all her prophecies are:

"Loki says something bad will happen in the next year!"
(wait until something happens/Stephanie wants attention)
"See? That's the bad thing Loki warned everyone about!"

Even back when she was channeling Loki, she was recapping recent events that had already occurred, but like blind items written in ye olde pastiche. Predicting the past is generally not impressive.

Stephanie doesn't understand that the whole reason Nostradamus still sells is because the prophecies were written long ago. A modern interpreter picks a slow news day and gets a reporter to post one or two vague quatrains with the interpreter's argument as to why they apply to a thing that just happened... to sell you the interpreter's book on how to read the rest of the quatrains and predict the stuff that's yet to happen.
 
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As a Bowie fan, I initially felt offended at her claim, but then I realised how hilarious it would be to hear her attempt. Who knows? Maybe she sings exactly like him... lol.
I'm more offended that this obvious pooner thinks she looks like John C. Reilly.
 
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