💼 Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

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How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 128 16.9%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 63 8.3%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 86 11.3%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 89 11.7%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 32 4.2%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 360 47.5%
  • Total voters
    758
Billy Bong said:
His first day of work should be finished by now. I'm curious to know how it went.
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I hope one of his young female students told him she'd really prefer it if he'd be quiet before suplexing him through a table like Sabin did the Phantom Train in FF6.

In other Japanese news, the new election happening in October (the current PM is resigning) could result in a woman, Sanae Takaichi, who is a hard line conservative and believes people immigrating to Japan is going to destabilize it becoming the new (and first female) PM.
 
yoursavior said:
Caveman trooned out so Chibi won
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He didn't, he gave up on speedrunning nearly a decade ago and disappeared with his penis intact.

We only know he's still alive because he ran a small friends-only fighting game piss-up at GDQ a year ago and got blindsided by an unexpected interview he clearly didn't want to be part of. He doesn't stream and he's not in any discords, to me that's a win.
 
Whaler said:
His mom not putting her foot down when he was streaming constantly at the late night/early morning hours when she had to sleep so she could wake up early for work helped turn Cheebs into the inconsiderate fagtard he is now.
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I'm still surprised his brother handled him with the same kid gloves when he repeated the feat this year. If he was my roommate I'd have pulled the fuses and went back to sleep with them under my mattress.
Crispy Jakes said:
He didn't, he gave up on speedrunning nearly a decade ago and disappeared with his penis intact.
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Please don't post in the thread if you're only going to derail with fake news and misgendering.
 
Oliver Onions said:
People are too quick to attribute Chibi's laundry list of fuck-ups to autism (which I'm still not convinced he has tbh) when in reality 99% of his problems are the result of his mom coddling him all his life and him just generally being a shitty human being.
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Six of one, half a dozen of the other.

Regardless of which it is we can all agree that Chibi is a retard.
 
Oliver Onions said:
People are too quick to attribute Chibi's laundry list of fuck-ups to autism (which I'm still not convinced he has tbh) when in reality 99% of his problems are the result of his mom coddling him all his life and him just generally being a shitty human being.
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That's what 99% of autism is these days. Being raised by parents who never said no.
 
I know we are all wondering where cheebs has been ever since starting his job yesterday and i think i have an idea.

You see, i don't think its a coincidence that chibi arrives in japan and weeks later the PM resigns. They know what is coming.

Japan needs a strong leader, someone to lead them into the future.

Japan needs.

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May the new emperor led nihon in a glorious new age o7




 
The quiet part of the Cheebs cycle has begun again, but this time it's interesting because he wouldn't shut up about going to Japan (did you know he's been there four times and now lives there) and the minute he gets there, he just closes up like a clam making a few vague comments his life and streaming himself walking to places to get food. I would have figured he would have a posted at least 10 photos by now of him out and about by himself or with a friend(s).
 
Fellow Gaijin relax its his first 15 hour work day, he'll get home after having a new perspective on the safety nets around his boyfriends apartment and fill us in on new bing bong wahoo news from the source itself.
 
Even though it's the equivalent of teaching English mcdonalds I'm actually kind of impressed Chibi managed to get a job there.
 
Maybe he’s trying to be sociable and went out with his colleagues to drink up on the ojiisan sake. Now he’s fucking drunk or hungover.
 
that’s exactly what I was thinking.

Hopefully they had the Pocari Sweat on deck for our boy. Not only is he fat and gay, he’s also a lightweight IIRC. Wouldn’t want to be around the guy when he’s sober, can’t imagine how truly obnoxious he is in person while he’s gone
 
How long before Chibi starts referring to himself as Shiro Adammu?
Looney Troons said:
Hopefully they had the Pocari Sweat on deck for our boy. Not only is he fat and gay, he’s also a lightweight IIRC. Wouldn’t want to be around the guy when he’s sober, can’t imagine how truly obnoxious he is in person while he’s gone
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I'm imagining him getting drunk and singing the Iwata funeral song, or something from Persona.
 
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