💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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It mystifies me that he chose to get something from LOTR inked.
The writing on the One Ring being a retarded choice fits though.

LOTR is an adventure and war story with strong christian themes. It isn't hard to figure out, but Patrick manages.

The Tolkien mythos is generally not a good fit for him, the lore is dry and deep outside of the books that Tolkien actually got published.

He also never references it, instead his most referenced franchises are Marvel and Star Wars, which very much fits in with him being a consoomer soybitch.

He is averse to quality fiction, he doesn't feel it, he doesn't understand it and probably secretly doesn't like it.

His references to actual good Sci Fi or Fantasy like Dune, Babylon 5 or LOTR are rare and very surface level.

If he were 5 years younger, he would be a Disney Adult.
 
With his tattoo being the One Ring, it surprises me that I haven’t seen any pests take on the moniker of a Nazgûl to poke fun at him.
 
Major_ said:
I might be misremembering my Rick lore but didn’t he have a “”secret”” alternate Reddit account for tranny simping?
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Welf Welf said:
Yes, he did. That account regularly left comments on tranny porn videos, and one day Rick accidentally used it to child a stalker, which is how the pests found out
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IIRC some pest said something to him, made a tweet, or somehow communicated to Patrick "hey we found your reddit porn," which caused him to stop using it which only confirmed it was his
 
Shit, we're going broke this Christmas, aren't we?
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Major_ said:
I might be misremembering my Rick lore but didn’t he have a “”secret”” alternate Reddit account for tranny simping?
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He sure did
 
Paintrick S Canlinson said:
IIRC some pest said something to him, made a tweet, or somehow communicated to Patrick "hey we found your reddit porn," which caused him to stop using it which only confirmed it was his
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Yeah it was TiberiusMaximus or MaximusTiberias, coincidentally the name of one of the characters in one of his shit novels. It was very active on thirst subs for trannies, all comments typed in that same truncated, terse style just like Pat. As soon as it was discovered and called out, it never posted again.
 
Major_ said:
With his tattoo being the One Ring, it surprises me that I haven’t seen any pests take on the moniker of a Nazgûl to poke fun at him.
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Part of why trolling him in that manner works is he has to know what it is the troller is emulating. Fagtrick would have no more idea what a Nazgûl was than he would if the pest came at him as a Bene Tleilaxu (Benerick Telilaxon?) or David Bowman.
 
Divine right to rule said:
It mystifies me that he chose to get something from LOTR inked.
The writing on the One Ring being a retarded choice fits though.

LOTR is an adventure and war story with strong christian themes. It isn't hard to figure out, but Patrick manages.

The Tolkien mythos is generally not a good fit for him, the lore is dry and deep outside of the books that Tolkien actually got published.

He also never references it, instead his most referenced franchises are Marvel and Star Wars, which very much fits in with him being a consoomer soybitch.

He is averse to quality fiction, he doesn't feel it, he doesn't understand it and probably secretly doesn't like it.

His references to actual good Sci Fi or Fantasy like Dune, Babylon 5 or LOTR are rare and very surface level.

If he were 5 years younger, he would be a Disney Adult.
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He never read the books. He writes Gollum's name as Golem because that's what he heard in the movies. Professional author by the way.
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RollingRock2 said:
He never read the books.
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There's a plethora of evidence he doesn't read in general. The biggest one is his claim of only ever reading books once due to having didactic memory. Generally, avid readers develop a cycle of loved books they revisit, writers among them since half of being a good productive writer is habitual reading (the other half, of course, being habitual writing). Considering both his reading comprehension and writing ability are both below average it's pretty clear he is nowhere near habitual in either activity.

For the writing-inclined kiwis, this should be taken as a massive white pill because Tomlinson's capabilities are not an outlier and are totally indicative of the quality of your competition.
 
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No, baby child, my bed doesn't have any bed bugs at all, nor do I have dogshit hygiene at all. You have peanut butter in your mouth again. I have 4.9/5 reviews on my AirBnB service, and I don't need any diapers at all. Ymunkoke your life and your trans queen, Dan Mullen's rent expires. This is why your life is already over, stlaker. Wait for the vermin plaguing your home.

Come on, fat boy, go back and change your diapers, clean the toilets and maintain the half-hovel.

Here's a (probably) repost of Rick yelling at his barrel like how he did with his toilet:
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Ymunkoke your ribs and beer, stlaker. I did not kill Bernell Trammell at all, those are your delusions again.
 
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In that whole spiel the one that caught my eye was that he referenced Bernell.

He says the stalkers have a contradictory view of his life, and how can he be a coward who doesn't resort to violence if he also murdered Bernell as the stalkers claim.

Well you see, he was a homeless unarmed negro and you (allegedly, by people who follow your circus of a life) shot him in cold blood. That's still being a coward.

Also weird to bring up Bernell when the funster didn't even mention it. Usually his mind is like a sieve and he only ever responds to the immediate troll reply and its content. Got something on your mind, champ?
 
AnOminous said:
And as has been pointed out repeatedly, Tolkien himself created the Black Speech as a manifestation in language of pure evil. When someone sent him a goblet with the Black Speech on it, he used it as an ashtray.

Anyone who would tattoo that evil shit on their body is literally retarded. And almost certainly extremely fat, too.
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Has anyone ever mentioned this to Rick directly? I’d love to see what sort of a cope he’d come up with to justify being a fat retard like that.
 
Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
Also weird to bring up Bernell when the funster didn't even mention it. Usually his mind is like a sieve and he only ever responds to the immediate troll reply and its content. Got something on your mind, champ?
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Yes, it's pretty weird to suddenly bring it up like that. Almost feels like the lead-in to a villain's "That's right, I did it!" speech.
 
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