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How Long Will Anisa Continue to Stream?

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Mac Monster said:
Anusa continues to brag about her below-average cooking. She's so talentless that she considers baking something edible a 'superpower.' She also has to remind everyone how much she loves the smelly gimp she emasculates on a daily basis.

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Here's the recipe in case you want to make this at home:

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EVERYBODY STAND UP AND CLAP FOR THE COOKING QWUEEEEEEEN 👏👏👏

Can you believe that this absolute hero cooked up a batch of cookies? Until this day, such a thing was only whispered about in the halls of this nation, a venerable technique thought lost to the ravages of time like Greek fire, and yet she has managed the impossible—she made some dough and threw it into an oven. I man in AWE my Queen, I kneel, we are in the presence of baking royalty.
 
I know most of us like to shit on anus’ cooking and baking, but when I saw this I legitimately felt disgust.

The first thing I saw was dead mice and larvae or something. It looks like some concoction you’d make for a kids haunted house for them to scream “ewww!” when they look at it

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Leo Frank said:
I know most of us like to shit on anus’ cooking and baking, but when I saw this I legitimately felt disgust.

The first thing I saw was dead mice and larvae or something. It looks like some concoction you’d make for a kids haunted house for them to scream “ewww!” when they look at it

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I spent half my life in Asia. I've eaten and made more than my share of hotpot. The rage this is inspiring in me cannot be properly described in anything but hats and puzzle pieces.
 
Leo Frank said:
I know most of us like to shit on anus’ cooking and baking, but when I saw this I legitimately felt disgust.

The first thing I saw was dead mice and larvae or something. It looks like some concoction you’d make for a kids haunted house for them to scream “ewww!” when they look at it

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Even Chibi is better at making Asian food than anus, you're losing to a coombrained caveman Anus.
 
Leo Frank said:
She’s already tried this about six months ago on an episode of SRMC because she “forgets everything and her brain is fried”.m


Edit: she has also self diagnosed herself with CTE. CTE can only be diagnosed post-mortem.

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how the fuck could anus have gotten cte?
 
Leo Frank said:
I know most of us like to shit on anus’ cooking and baking, but when I saw this I legitimately felt disgust.

The first thing I saw was dead mice and larvae or something. It looks like some concoction you’d make for a kids haunted house for them to scream “ewww!” when they look at it

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This is starvation food I would've made in college, it's slop. There's no shame in finding a use for leftover ingredients but for the love of God don't show it to people!

What I don't get about her food influencer arc is how she completely lacks an angle. Most influencers find a point of interest, like realistic cakes, and hyperfocus on that niche to build a fanbase and reputation. If I had to guess, the closest thing she has to a niche is 'affordable and easy to make meals', which isn't a terribly popular idea, but sure, there is something of an existing market for this content. To fulfil this niche, she would need to perfect her photography to make regular food appear palatable and choose recipes which are interesting enough to attract attention. The reaction she should seek to inspire from her audience is "wow, that looks delicious, and an average Joe like me could make it? Tell me more!" This doesn't do that. It looks exactly what people with no talent already achieve when they're just trying to put food on the table. In fact, her cooking often looks worse than average, like failed experiments you'd never in your life share with other people, and certainly wouldn't post as a representation of your cooking skill.

In the end, all her content achieves is all she and Ian have ever achieved for the last 5+ years - to document their embarrassing lack of talent.
 
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thebigdream said:
What I don't get about her food influencer arc is how she has no angle.
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It's easy, you are smarter and more thoughtful than anus. You already thought more about the topic than she did, and she is too dumb to figure anything out. She operates on monkey see monkey do, and she's retarded.
 
Leo Frank said:
I know most of us like to shit on anus’ cooking and baking, but when I saw this I legitimately felt disgust.

The first thing I saw was dead mice and larvae or something. It looks like some concoction you’d make for a kids haunted house for them to scream “ewww!” when they look at it

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It's been like what, three months since she pivoted to her chef persona, and I don't think she has even once attempted to make any of her food look presentable before uploading it to twitter. Absolutely no consideration on lightning, camera angles or plating. She always takes the most unflattering pictures of her food while it's still on the stove, on baking sheets or straight up from the fridge. Not even a picture of her supposed loved ones enjoying the food. The only recorded reactions to her food we have are of her cucked pilled-out husband immediately spitting her 5 stars meals after the first bite while simultaneously going "This is so nums dear! Absolutely yummy!", so it's not like she can cope by saying it at least tastes good. Like everything in her life, she rushes it and delivers something ranging from mediocre to straight up disgusting and expects to be praised for it. Ironic that she has settled to be praised only for aesthetics, but has zero grasp on what makes something beautiful and worth sharing. She's the finest example of the Roald Dahl quote about inner beauty, and it spills out to every aspect of her life. She's horrible inside and out.
 
Leo Frank said:
I know most of us like to shit on anus’ cooking and baking, but when I saw this I legitimately felt disgust.

The first thing I saw was dead mice and larvae or something. It looks like some concoction you’d make for a kids haunted house for them to scream “ewww!” when they look at it

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Looks marginally worse than

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What Chinese man do you think Ian is having sex with?

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She has to have put on 15 lbs and I’m sure she’ll say it was intentional for OF. Whoever said she does the same poses over and over obviously hurt her feelings and she’s showing you up, stalker child
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A different anus with every Facetune
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Pampered Degenerate said:
The only genuinely interesting thing about her is how exceptionally wide the gulf is between how special she thinks she is, and how mediocre she actually is.
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Mediocre is an enormous, enormous compliment. Anisa may be the dumbest cow.
* can’t read an analog clock
* can’t visualize things that don’t exist (e.g. an apple)
* doesn’t know the capital of the state she lives in
* recoils at the thought of reading for pleasure
* zero knowledge of Canadian civics
* doesn’t understand that rural Canadian home prices do not reflect city prices
* makes up historical events whole cloth
* can’t do simple math

in that way, she’s a perfect match for post-concussion Ian.
 
Disgruntled Pupper said:
She desperately wants to be so desirable that even if she uglifies herself with tattoos and shitty hair, she thinks she should be lusted over. In her head she tells herself that all her male haters secretly goon to her and all her female haters just tell her she's ugly because they're jealous. Honestly she probably gets a little boost everytime her nudes are shared here.

Literally her entire thought process, reason for living, and her very soul revolves around the expectation that she should be, and delusions that she already is, so desirable that pretty much every man in the world wants her sexually. Completely empty human.
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Because the only other option would be to look internally, and that would crush her. It’s the Seymour Skinner meme. “Am I actually not a sexy high value woman? No, it’s the internet who is wrong.
 
Leo Frank said:
I know most of us like to shit on anus’ cooking and baking, but when I saw this I legitimately felt disgust.

The first thing I saw was dead mice and larvae or something. It looks like some concoction you’d make for a kids haunted house for them to scream “ewww!” when they look at it

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This looks like the hodgepodge of leftovers my neighbors would give to their dogs. Heinous.
 
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