🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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When will Bossman get back on the (crack)rocks

  • Less than a month

    Votes: 494 51.9%

  • 1-3 months

    Votes: 136 14.3%

  • 3-6 months

    Votes: 31 3.3%

  • 6-12 months

    Votes: 5 0.5%

  • Type 5 if you don't care about any of that lame drugs shit I'm gonna be clean forever bros

    Votes: 285 30.0%
  • Total voters
    951
  • Poll closed .
Billy Bong said:
I heard that she was pregnant too, but it was disputed in keno kasino chat and no one could find in the thread where it was confirmed that Andrew's bride-to-be is pregnant. Are we sure about that? I was, but then couldn't find the confirmation anywhere.
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I was going based upon the speculation. I apologize for repeating conjecture.
 
ElevenYearBeggacy said:
"General Bossmanjack leading the juicers in a surprise attack against the discord rats, 2025."
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"Napoleon Bossmanaparte crossing the Alps (1805)"
 
Dizzyuntildeath said:
You know how DSP has pigpiggo to browse his extensive library of stupid things he says? Let's get one for boss, I want to search specific words for clips.
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I'm not sure it works as well for boss.

He steams constantly and an insane amount, with there being no centralized place for all archives, and many streams lost to time.

99% of what he says is repeated babble of the same phrases. It would be an entire library of "I lost it all. Fuck my life. I want to die" with every imaginable typo mixed in as well. There are rare exceptions, like being able to search "Poison" for his schizo theories last week, but when talking about keywords that specific you can find the clips by searching this forum already. Outside of that he truly is just living a groundhog day loop of the exact same moments on loop forever.
 
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Punished Neco said:
Sorry, but who the fuck is the rat who keeps juicing him to:
  1. Go to his closet saying he's cold and should put on a hoodie or something
  2. Pretend to be scared by something in there
  3. Flee the room for ~30 seconds
  4. Return with an object and proceed to attack fictional closet creature
They've done this shit at least like 5 times now, shits have to have gotten old by this point, wasn't once enough?
Rats are so unoriginal
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Ages ago I thought it would be funny to ask bossman if something moved in that closet.. one and done funny haha joke. ONCE you morons not every other day.
 
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Based on studies of people with Down Syndrome, tongue protrusion helps to regulate emotions. Which makes sense as Austin experiences uncontrolled tongue protrusion when he is very angry and in a rage fueled mood. Basically retards cant control their tongues when emotionally stimulated and that's why we get rage tongue.
 
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Gooby said:
I'm not sure it works as well for boss.

He steams constantly and an insane amount, with there being no centralized place for all archives, and many streams lost to time.

99% of what he says is repeated babble of the same phrases. It would be an entire library of "I lost it all. Fuck my life. I want to die" with every imaginable typo mixed in as well. There are rare exceptions, like being able to search "Poison" for his schizo theories last week, but when talking about keywords that specific you can find the clips by searching this forum already. Outside of that he truly is just living a groundhog day loop of the exact same moments on loop forever.
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A true connoisseur of 'Bro' and 'I'm gonna fuck a dude' can discern the vintage and stock. It's like wine snobs, only more refined.
But there's just so much, and I want to streamline my process of which stream of crack consciousness rant I want to send to people who irritate me.
Automation is key!
 
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