What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

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UFO thing is a psyop pushed by govt to distract from some other angle. They send all these bad faith actors to UFO/alien community to have them think US govt is much more powerful than it appears and is reverse engineering alien tech and is even in contact but they won't show proof cause it might collapse society.
 
VIXWIM said:
UFO thing is a psyop pushed by govt to distract from some other angle. They send all these bad faith actors to UFO/alien community to have them think US govt is much more powerful than it appears and is reverse engineering alien tech and is even in contact but they won't show proof cause it might collapse society.
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UFOs and potentially even downright alien substances (not necessarily advanced or perhaps even intelligent, but proving life on other planets) have certainly been found on earth, and governments do have access to things akin to alien tech, likely not a whole ass marcianto style flying saucer, but at the very least some kinda extraterrestrial bodies
They'll openly allow people to say this because of how silly it sounds, it's effectively a self keeping secret because most people will simply refuse to believe it so it can be joked about, and they'll also use the discussion of it to cover up their own conspiracies

US gov has aliens, most of the time when you hear about alien shit it's not aliens but rather some scheme or military plot
but they do have aliens
 
Cuntspiracy Man said:
UFOs and potentially even downright alien substances (not necessarily advanced or perhaps even intelligent, but proving life on other planets) have certainly been found on earth, and governments do have access to things akin to alien tech, likely not a whole ass marcianto style flying saucer, but at the very least some kinda extraterrestrial bodies
They'll openly allow people to say this because of how silly it sounds, it's effectively a self keeping secret because most people will simply refuse to believe it so it can be joked about, and they'll also use the discussion of it to cover up their own conspiracies

US gov has aliens, most of the time when you hear about alien shit it's not aliens but rather some scheme or military plot
but they do have aliens
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Why haven't we seen documented proof then? photos, videos or leaks with credible evidence? Snowden occurred but somehow US govt is keeping secret of Aliens existing for nearly 80 years with no breaks so far.
 
VIXWIM said:
Why haven't we seen documented proof then? photos, videos or leaks with credible evidence? Snowden occurred but somehow US govt is keeping secret of Aliens existing for nearly 80 years with no breaks so far.
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Who said it was 80 years?
The likely reason is that, like I said, it's not exciting, it's not "woaaah, little green ayyys and their little spaceship" or something you can stick on a tabloid, it's gonna be bits of organic matter and strange scraps
 
Cuntspiracy Man said:
>The guy with normalfag opinions who posts normalfag tiktok tier "conspiracy" shock videos has a normalfag kvetch when the guy talking about esoteric theories doesn't fit his normalfag conventions of beauty
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He thinks anyone that talks about any conspiracy besides the Jews parasiting off western/white civilization, should be ignored. Don't misunderstand my point- the elite Jews do see everyone else as cattle to be manipulated to their benefit, and racism towards non-Jews is commonly accepted within Jewish culture- but Jews aren't the only ethnic or political group that wants to manipulate others.
 
Mr. Racewar1488 said:
Here's a new conspiracy: Why is @Cuntspiracy Man such an angry little man? Seriously, I've never seen you post anything that isn't you being angry about someone.
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I have no opinion on @Cuntspiracy Man, but why do you hate Bill Cooper? You frequently describe him as being full of shit and a drunk, when he wrote a book citing his sources for his beliefs that were mostly government documents, and chapter 15 of said book was literally the unaltered text of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, which he claimed was the plan for the ruling elites. Your username and general opinions suggest you are a Jew-hater but you hate on a man that wrote a book on a variety of gov't conspiracies that included the Protocols. Very odd.
 
Althalus said:
I have no opinion on @Cuntspiracy Man, but why do you hate Bill Cooper? You frequently describe him as being full of shit and a drunk, when he wrote a book citing his sources for his beliefs that were mostly government documents, and chapter 15 of said book was literally the unaltered text of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion, which he claimed was the plan for the ruling elites. Your username and general opinions suggest you are a Jew-hater but you hate on a man that wrote a book on a variety of gov't conspiracies that included the Protocols. Very odd.
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My main issue with Bill Cooper is his Moon landing conspiracy promotion followed by his Sovereign Citizen grifting, his failed UFOlogy grift, and having an entire episode of Hour of the Time about how AIDS was created at Fort Detrick which was actually a KGB psyop. Also calling everyone who would criticize him a Free Mason was retarded. He was an idiot boomer who believed everything conspiracy related and he also beat his chink wife. He never predicted 9/11. The passage in his book that people claim he predicted 9/11 is so vague it could be describing anything terrorist related happening in America.
 
Manbun and hobo beard is just a sad combo.

Like a homeless fent addict trying to cosplay a samurai.

I can't think of a less respectable pairing for facial hair and hairstyle, even if we include India.

If you want a manbun, shave or have a thin stache.

If you want the mad wizard beard, get long viking hair or go bald like a crazy Nord skinhead.
 
VIXWIM said:
UFO thing is a psyop pushed by govt to distract from some other angle. They send all these bad faith actors to UFO/alien community to have them think US govt is much more powerful than it appears and is reverse engineering alien tech and is even in contact but they won't show proof cause it might collapse society.
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People say this often, but I don't understand how knowing about alien existence would collapse society. You announce aliens exist...then what? People still have to go to work the next day, eat, and so on. Unless the revelation is something along the lines that aliens treat us as livestock to eat and we can't do anything about it, or something similarly dark, I don't really get the purpose of keeping it a secret, unless the goal is to monopolize alien tech.
 
Cooked Rabbit said:
People say this often, but I don't understand how knowing about alien existence would collapse society. You announce aliens exist...then what? People still have to go to work the next day, eat, and so on. Unless the revelation is something along the lines that aliens treat us as livestock to eat and we can't do anything about it, or something similarly dark, I don't really get the purpose of keeping it a secret, unless the goal is to monopolize alien tech.
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Because God created the Earth 6, 000 years ago, not On the eighth Day God created Aliens. That's why.
 
Cooked Rabbit said:
People say this often, but I don't understand how knowing about alien existence would collapse society. You announce aliens exist...then what? People still have to go to work the next day, eat, and so on. Unless the revelation is something along the lines that aliens treat us as livestock to eat and we can't do anything about it, or something similarly dark, I don't really get the purpose of keeping it a secret, unless the goal is to monopolize alien tech.
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Personally, I think should aliens exist, they'd probably have some... uncomfortable opinions or facts for us at a bare minimum. I can understand the point that just admitting they exist isn't actively opening up a dialogue with extraterrestrials, but human curiosity would drive us to them. Ultimately, I think people would just get more retarded in a bad way.

Aside from that, I found Hal Puthoff's episode on Joe Rogan interesting. Even if you think he's a quack, his scenario for UAP disclosure is on-point.
The gist of it is, the Bush administration allegedly gathered several top thinkers, weirdos, and crack-pots to give their opinion on UAP disclosure and its resulting effects on American and global society. Apparently none of the groups had a positive outlook.
One top reason why disclosure is a bad idea is, supposedly, that several corporations would sue the government and several highly important MIC companies. If alien craft crash-landed, then the government scavenged the craft, and then gave that to specific companies for reverse-engineering, that's quid-pro-quo collusion. In-and-of-itself that would shake up American society in a big way. Moreover, it would have major effects on the status quo of Pax Americana due to the possible bankruptcy of our top military providers.
Point being, there's no real benefit to revealing aliens, at least none that would outweigh the negatives.

 
A certain country has a doomsday device. It's located right where you'd expect and operated by the government department typically responsible for such big-brain science projects. It functions as follows.

A large nuclear weapon will detonate, punching a hole through the earth's crust. Somewhat like what happens when you drop a water balloon, the impact will cause the earth's liquid interior to stretch and flex. The thin surface crust will be shattered and break up causing worldwide cataclysmic earth quakes, volcanic eruptions, and tsunamis. Some sections of the crust may even capsize.

All life will be exterminated and the earth will be uninhabitable.
 
Nice Stick said:
A certain country has a doomsday device. It's located right where you'd expect and operated by the government department typically responsible for such big-brain science projects. It functions as follows.

A large nuclear weapon will detonate, punching a hole through the earth's crust. Somewhat like what happens when you drop a water balloon, the impact will cause the earth's liquid interior to stretch and flex. The thin surface crust will be shattered and break up causing worldwide cataclysmic earth quakes, volcanic eruptions, and tsunamis. Some sections of the crust may even capsize.

All life will be exterminated and the earth will be uninhabitable.
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I was going to write an effort post about why this is retarded but you don't deserve that.

 
Mr. Racewar1488 said:
I was going to write an effort post about why this is retarded but you don't deserve that.

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Allow me.

What could happen is that a supervolcano is nuked. This wouldn't end all life, but would be very hard for humanity to climb out of. Depending on the eruption, it would cause a very cold 20 decade ice age. The Permian Great Dying was such with a bad magmal plume and it took a million years to wipe out 95% of all life.

Theoretically the US, Russia and China could do it, but it would fuck them up just as well, and a simple mad buclear war would be the same but harder to shoot down.

Also nope, the crust hadn't been flipped over by even the Chixulub impactor, that had a thousand times more firepower than all the US/Rus nukes combined.

The crust is many kilometers thick, you aren't randomly punching a hole into it.

You would need to bury thousands of nuke in a conga line, and even then you would just get a volcano and localised earthquakes. So it would be a self own.
 
There is that one spot in the Atlantic where the crust is super thin right over super volcano though.

And to keep it topical, magnetic north has been moving for a while and it is currently moving towards that spot.

 
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