🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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When will Bossman get back on the (crack)rocks

  • Less than a month

    Votes: 494 51.9%

  • 1-3 months

    Votes: 136 14.3%

  • 3-6 months

    Votes: 31 3.3%

  • 6-12 months

    Votes: 5 0.5%

  • Type 5 if you don't care about any of that lame drugs shit I'm gonna be clean forever bros

    Votes: 285 30.0%
  • Total voters
    951
  • Poll closed .
Whereas I would have loved for him to crash that horribly retarded stream with his own brand of crack-induced retardation, I’m glad he didn’t participate. One of the worst things I ever attempted to watch for all of two minutes. I know this concept isn’t new, but they couldn’t have picked a larger motley crew of losers to participate in this gay ass “dating” show. Austin would have honestly been a gem there, and that’s sad. Even if his personality stems from extreme chemical imbalances onset from rampant drug use, at least he has one.
 
Billy Bong said:
He threw away a 1.5K juicer guaranteed just to beg for his from his discord.
I am VERY disappointed.
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Of course. He was never going on that gay e-dating abomination of human culture. Even though he thoroughly pickled his nigger-brain with chemicals, he recognized it was a scenario perfectly crafted for memeing him. He is also deathly afraid of being made-fun of. The guy finds "subliminal disses" like gyppos reading tea leaves, he was never going to get on that stage to be the itchy-rotting-corpse-butt of the joke.
 
Does bossman dream of discord rats?



What would of happened if bossman showed up (raw image was stolen :) ):

 
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bossman was acting pretty low energy and coy on his first stream after the edate fiasco. he cycled through a few variations of excuses and mostly settled on waking up after it started and didn't bother to join.

It was also hypothesized in the kasino that he probably leveraged the $1500 (6 quarter thous) as a loan to offline gamba before he even bailed on the stream, which I could see him doing.

bossman only has time for one love in his life

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Bossman is being a fagbag and offline gambling, ran it up to 6k and went live, this is literally the entire vod
 
A few clips I got.
Earlier post e-date non-happening. Bossman says someone sent him 10 $10 keyboards from amazon. Tech violence has never been less consequence free in the BMJ household if he sticks to keyboards. Audio is fucked.

3k and a dream. Just prior to the clip @Cruelty Free posted above. He got up to 3k on slots and decided to do 1k coinflips like a retard.

Then he got back online with 120->5k (maybe more) faster than I could even render the previous clip.

Bossman is going at crackspeed-9 tonight. These runups and crashouts are happening at prodigious speed.

E: I'm sure boss will appreciate people doing this in the future
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''But Marge, that drywall hasn't been damaged yet. Look at it. You know it's gonna be something good''
 
👃... sniff

supercut of horrible respiratory noise made directly into the microphone. Please someone juice this man a new mic with a wind shield (that might be the wrong word).
 
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All of the money spent for now.. Life is suffering without a pet crack rock to keep him warm.

He mentioned one of his feet was so swollen that he needed to elevate it (he didn't).

 
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