🤝 Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[cottage crow]

This degree is obviously not normal or healthy, but the root cause is anxiety, not attention. She needs serious therapy, not cps getting involved. Maybe broach it as someone to talk to about the stress of having a sick kid?

While I think that is a good point and raises several good questions when comparing munchies to hypochondriacs--I left out some of the more detailed power-leveling information.
It is 100% for attention.

 

[huge boobs]

everything seems to be crashing down around poor tiffany, and it turns out being kicked out of the SNF has not been a good time for her. fortunately for those of us who will never have the displeasure of interacting with her IRL, it's been really funny. she was in a really bad mood today and decided to take it out on the centerwell pharmacy for not filling her special IV/IM benadryl. this of course is fatal but don't worry she's still alive. she was also abused by the pharmacist on the phone and was in absolute crisis. in four months, she will be dead due to homelessness and (as per usual) needs $4 cans of soup, crackers, and beans to save her life. i hope that any employee who has to spend an hour on the phone with her is provided with full coverage therapy through their employer.

Spoiler: IG stories

 

[Breadbear]

everything seems to be crashing down around poor tiffany, and it turns out being kicked out of the SNF has not been a good time for her. fortunately for those of us who will never have the displeasure of interacting with her IRL, it's been really funny. she was in a really bad mood today and decided to take it out on the centerwell pharmacy for not filling her special IV/IM benadryl. this of course is fatal but don't worry she's still alive. she was also abused by the pharmacist on the phone and was in absolute crisis. in four months, she will be dead due to homelessness and (as per usual) needs $4 cans of soup, crackers, and beans to save her life. i hope that any employee who has to spend an hour on the phone with her is provided with full coverage therapy through their employer.

Spoiler: IG stories

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I see she's at the Finding Out stage.

 

[Pywacket]

Who the fuck is buying a $12 bottle of juice for themselves, much less a stranger? Clip sone coupons and get your fancy organic juice at a grocery store like the other poors, Jesus.

Edit: Wondering if I was out of touch, being a non juice drinker, I did quick search in my grocery store app (mid high COL area, mid level store), and store brand organic price is $3.99 for 64 oz (0.06/oz, and the really fancy cold pressed nonsense is 9.99 for 52 oz (0.17/oz)

The wishlist bottle size is 32oz/1 liter for the non eaglelanders. $12.42 for a drink that might last her a day. What the actual fuck.

What I've learned from this is I'm either too poor or not poor enough to get the fanciest juices, this chick is that dril tweet incarnate, and I didn't think I was autistic enough to have these feelings about juice, but here we are.

 

[pausefaithfully]

everything seems to be crashing down around poor tiffany, and it turns out being kicked out of the SNF has not been a good time for her. fortunately for those of us who will never have the displeasure of interacting with her IRL, it's been really funny. she was in a really bad mood today and decided to take it out on the centerwell pharmacy for not filling her special IV/IM benadryl. this of course is fatal but don't worry she's still alive. she was also abused by the pharmacist on the phone and was in absolute crisis. in four months, she will be dead due to homelessness and (as per usual) needs $4 cans of soup, crackers, and beans to save her life. i hope that any employee who has to spend an hour on the phone with her is provided with full coverage therapy through their employer.

Spoiler: IG stories

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It's wild to me how obsessed these women are with IV benadryl. I have never tried, but I imagine it to be the worst garbage high of all time. It's also so fucking bad for your brain. Honestly I bet weed is more pleasant and better for you

 

[PigFarm]

I think a lot of the pots/fibro shit is addicts in denial. Binge drinkers and the like refusing to understand that their diets of beer, junk food and superficial sleep can cause joint pain, dizziness etc.

Similar to smokers who cant seem to understand why they always get bronchitis

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

I think a lot of the pots/fibro shit is addicts in denial. Binge drinkers and the like refusing to understand that their diets of beer, junk food and superficial sleep can cause joint pain, dizziness etc.

Similar to smokers who cant seem to understand why they always get bronchitis

A lot of the Fibromyalgia shit is apparently related to depression too…..which is connected to those things as well.

 

[Factitious fighter]

There was a big article in a Dutch newspaper about the last supper guy. Definitely a grifter and definitely not getting euthanasia here.
He seems to have run multiple scams, including during his current project.
Article in english

Some highlights:

 

[athousandrustynails]

It's wild to me how obsessed these women are with IV benadryl.

Kiwis with qualifications can correct me if I'm wrong but I believe it potentiates the effects of opiates. But they they are simply taking it on its own then I agree, a disgusting and uncomfortable high.

 

[RookTheFanatic]

There was a big article in a Dutch newspaper about the last supper guy. Definitely a grifter and definitely not getting euthanasia here.
He seems to have run multiple scams, including during his current project.
Article in english

I saw this guy. The definitive red flag for me was the fact that he claimed to be "beyond treatment" due to trauma but had never heard of EMDR. Absolutely a grifter. What better way to get sustained attention on the Internet than a levelled up "I'm going to kill myself and you can't stop me".

Edit: The article says he's just started EMDR after declaring himself treatment resistant... so I guess no doctor's told him that. Who wants to bet there'll be a reason this won't work too?

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Don’t believe the EMDR hype.

 

[pausefaithfully]

Kiwis with qualifications can correct me if I'm wrong but I believe it potentiates the effects of opiates. But they they are simply taking it on its own then I agree, a disgusting and uncomfortable high.

Oh interesting. I haven't heard that but if that's true it makes sense. I know it has anti nausea effects for some people so maybe that helps with large opiate doses too.

All these women say they need it for "mcas" but none of them ever reference taking pepcid or similar, which is an H2 blocker and is commonly used for histamine issues like chronic hives. Of course, pepcid doesn't get you high and I don't think is a common IV med so it's less fun to complain about online.

 

[Oracular Slug]

All these women say they need it for "mcas" but none of them ever reference taking pepcid or similar, which is an H2 blocker and is commonly used for histamine issues like chronic hives. Of course, pepcid doesn't get you high and I don't think is a common IV med so it's less fun to complain about online.

It's also not part of Afrin's "protocol", though I'm not sure how many of the "MCAS warriors" are still following him after his massive doses of steroids killed.

 

[huge boobs]

someone sent tiffany some wheelchair swag from her amazon wishlist and donated almost $300 to her gofundme, so she's in a better mood today.

Spoiler: grifter's delight

here's some random throwbacks from her instagram stories that really highlight her psychosomatic delusions (be warned, there is a picture of a bedpan with piss in it under the spoiler)

Spoiler: this bitch is crazy

 

[RookTheFanatic]

I'm no expert, Tiffany, but those all look like pretty normal symptoms of being fat and dirty?

 

[Lawltism2]

"kidney injury" (dehydration lol)

You know how psychopaths and sociopaths supposedly do really well and have meaningful, productive lives if they're pushed into certain fields like surgery where they can use their defects as a benefit? Maybe some of our munchies need to be pushed into PR or some other spin/obfuscation field.

 

[Breadbear]

So she's claiming Sjörgen's and begging for Saltines (for those not in the know, Sjörgen's syndrome destroys your salivary glands).

 

[Moldy Loaf Of Bread]

So she's claiming Sjörgen's and begging for Saltines (for those not in the know, Sjörgen's syndrome destroys your salivary glands).

That’s like a double above-the-knee amputee asking for shoes.

Seriously, if she actually does have Sjögren’s, then she might as well eat sand at this point.

 

[large_farva]

My favorite part is all the circles on her arm that look like all the rest of her skin.

 

[Elderly beef taco]

Me, staring at some fat munchies foot, trying to figure out how it differs from any other foot.
Even the bruise on her fingernail is normal. Caused by a finger pinch, and they will look larger as the nail grows and pushes that part out.
No wonder impressionable, slightly stupid teens see this shit and assume they're sick too.