- Joined
- May 17, 2015
It makes me smile knowing that he's absolutely going to be losing more appendages in the near future. Have another 6 slushies Lou, you've earned them.
Speaking of smiles, Lou's teeth certainly appear to be rotting right out of his gourd-shaped head at a much faster rate than his extremities. Forget meth mouth - Heinz is the real enamel killer. He'll be greeting all the "guyth, galth, and nonbinary palth" out there through a very womanly ravine soon enough.
Why the fuck do Cobes and Joe Winko have to die, but Lou is still here?
Joe and Cobes are having sick spellcasting duels in heaven, while this repulsive souless slug is damned to stagnate in a Hell of his very own creation. Fueled by greed that is never satiated, all ambitions he's ever had hollow and deadened from sloth, often foiled by his own wrath. All he truly has is us to laugh at him - with only himself to blame. And that is a fate worse than death.







