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Pooner joins the Mormons. Not raised Mormon. Joins.
Conflicted about it, turns to r/exmormon for advice.

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So, I'm asking this as a current member and new convert (got baptized August 3rd of this year) who happens to be a transgender man. I absolutely love my ward, everyone is so kind. I do know about the Church's policy on transgender members, and it honestly saddens me. I think it's something the Church needs to improve itself about.

I introduced myself to my ward as my preferred name and as male. They have no idea I'm transgender. I feel guilty about not telling them. Before my baptism, I was even outright asked if I was born male. I said yes. They believed me. (By the way, even though I'm pre surgery and pre hormones, I'm 16 so I can still pass as a boy pretty well). I feel like a disgusting deceiver, a child of Satan. I want to tell them, but at the same time, I don't... I want to have the priesthood and pass the Sacrament.

I genuinely don't know what to do. Before I found the Church, I was.. broken. And alone. I had no one who loved me. The missionaries were the first people who actually cared about me. My ward became to me a family I never previously had. And this is how I repay them? By being a liar? I'm lost... My worst fear is getting excommunicated.
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Just a confused kid. Not past the point of no return.
This can only end in tears.

Down in the comments.
Though it’s technically possible to get a chill bishop, it is current church policy that transgender members are not allowed to use the restroom without someone escorting them there every time. Trans members are also not allowed to work with youth in the church. Maybe the bishop is nice, but he still feels obligated to report you to the stake president, who then tells him it’s in your best interest (it’s not) for him to inform the congregation and make sure you don’t use the restroom unattended.

The way Mormons think they should “love” trans people is by convincing you you’re wrong about the reality of yourself. They think they should “save you” from the “sin” of being yourself.
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No offense to any Mormons who may be viewing this, but the fact that love bombing from missionaries convinced this pooner to convert seems about inline to whatever online grooming convinced her she's a boy. Hopefully they snap her out of it, but to be honest the pattern here does not fill me with hope.
 
Mellow Malevolent said:
No offense to any Mormons who may be viewing this, but the fact that love bombing from missionaries convinced this pooner to convert seems about inline to whatever online grooming convinced her she's a boy. Hopefully they snap her out of it, but to be honest the pattern here does not fill me with hope.
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The pooner is just retarded and easily manipulated. If it wasn't the Mormons it was gonna be Scientologists, Seventh-day Adventists, or Jehovah's Witnesses. She's just stupid.
 
Eva Braun said:
I wish we lived in an alternate reality where doctors were just affirming their patients beliefs
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A lot of doctors become doctors to try and help people (apart from those who do it to please their parents).
Magic Pickle said:
I feel like the risk of STD exposure is a lot more of a betrayal than the whole "she's been on the prowl for dick instead of pussy the whole time" thing,
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I think someone constantly stomping on the trust you put in them is the worst part. Feelings of inadequacy after being cheated on are hardly unique. Her pooner mind just twists it towards her own obsession. I'm more confused why the woman dated the pooner. She obviously wanted dick.
 
not loved and never good enough or masculine enough (despite being more masculine than a lot of her exes tbh).
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You might regard yourself as more 'masculine' (though receipts needed) but you'll never be more male, because you're not male at all. Your ex wanted dick.

Mellow Malevolent said:
No offense to any Mormons who may be viewing this, but the fact that love bombing from missionaries convinced this pooner to convert seems about inline to whatever online grooming convinced her she's a boy. Hopefully they snap her out of it, but to be honest the pattern here does not fill me with hope.
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Mormons definitely love-bombed her, but the fact that they asked if she was born male and she lied to them makes me feel like she isn't good enough to join their cult.

Like my god I'm defending Mormons this is what trans madness has driven me to.
 
Vampirella said:
I think it's amazing that @The Taco Santo!'s old French Teacher can here to get mad at him.
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It's Ashley Hutsell, here in solidarity with other fat, hairy, unattractive women. Literally anything I say is just further grounds for her irrational and compulsive hatred for me. And I've never even done anything to her. She just thinks I'm another guy she hates, who also never did anything to her that I can find. He wasn't even the guy who doxed her after she came here thinking she could find a personal army to harass the relatives of yet another guy she hates, and has obsessively stalked for, what, is it 14 years already? He's the guy who actually doxed her.

Time to make some phone calls, Ashley, you complete coward. Who are you going to harass this time? The elderly, or pre-teen girls? You could always spend the next 17 hours crank calling Kengle, yet another guy you're furious at.
 
The Taco Santo! said:
It's Ashley Hutsell, here in solidarity with other fat, hairy, unattractive women. Literally anything I say is just further grounds for her irrational and compulsive hatred for me. And I've never even done anything to her. She just thinks I'm another guy she hates, who also never did anything to her that I can find. He wasn't even the guy who doxed her after she came here thinking she could find a personal army to harass the relatives of yet another guy she hates, and has obsessively stalked for, what, is it 14 years already? He's the guy who actually doxed her.

Time to make some phone calls, Ashley, you complete coward. Who are you going to harass this time? The elderly, or pre-teen girls? You could always spend the next 17 hours crank calling Kengle, yet another guy you're furious at.
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MY GOD! Fat Ash Hutsell, here in the year of our Lord 2025?! There’s a name I haven’t thought of for a good ten or so years! Don’t tell me she’s still stalking and obsessed with P-Man and the old MPC/SASS crew!?

What a time to be alive!
 
Stabby_Pencil said:
Here's another to ponder, would you defend Scientology over Gender ideology? Belief in an alien god or a gendered soul?
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At least Scientologists believe in that you can improve yourself (in between taking your money) and that we can ascend to a superhuman status. They also get to keep their dicks.

I think I'd pick ANY religion, including Satanism or Hinduism if the alternative was to dilate.
 
The Taco Santo! said:
It's Ashley Hutsell, here in solidarity with other fat, hairy, unattractive women. Literally anything I say is just further grounds for her irrational and compulsive hatred for me. And I've never even done anything to her. She just thinks I'm another guy she hates, who also never did anything to her that I can find. He wasn't even the guy who doxed her after she came here thinking she could find a personal army to harass the relatives of yet another guy she hates, and has obsessively stalked for, what, is it 14 years already? He's the guy who actually doxed her.

Time to make some phone calls, Ashley, you complete coward. Who are you going to harass this time? The elderly, or pre-teen girls? You could always spend the next 17 hours crank calling Kengle, yet another guy you're furious at.
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What's your obsession with this woman? You've constantly posted on me and other women's profiles that we are this Ashley Hutsell or accuse anyone who disagrees with you of being her.

Necrosan said:
At least Scientologists believe in that you can improve yourself (in between taking your money) and that we can ascend to a superhuman status. They also get to keep their dicks.

I think I'd pick ANY religion, including Satanism or Hinduism if the alternative was to dilate.
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I think because that kid is 16 I can't view her joining a weird religion as completely her fault. They must have known she was nuts when she came in and ignored it.

I would choose most of the weirder religions other than pooning out. Look how many cults in Africa castrate chick's for free! Maybe some of the whiny pooner's carrying on about being unable to afford FGM should go there?
 
Sean Andalou said:
Pooner joins the Mormons. Not raised Mormon. Joins.
Conflicted about it, turns to r/exmormon for advice.
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“I do know about the Church's policy on transgender members, and it honestly saddens me. I think it's something the Church needs to improve itself about.”
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“I just joined your religion 5 minutes ago, but let me explain how you should change your principles to accommodate me and my mental illness.”
 
guardintuesday said:
I'm actually just making fun of you for being a miserable middle aged incel who's stuck in 1992 eternally obsessing about people you knew from that era who are long dead because your life stagnated to a lonely halt after you reached adulthood.
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Would you mind at least posting content while you do so, for those of us easily bored by slap-slap-kissing between users?

Thread tax.
Not quite a hunky Dory anymore: after breaking up with her girlfriend, a TiF feels uglier than ever as she watches her ex hook up with baddies left, right and center while she's still malding over her own homeliness, not even realizing that she probably brought a lot of this on herself by taking fucking steroids.
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How to get over partner not being attracted to you any more?​

I’ve started transitioning and the girl I’m madly in love with has realised she’s pretty sure she’s a lesbian. There’s other reasons why we broke up but that was one of the main ones, and I’m really struggling to feel confident in myself. I feel like I’ve just made myself ugly. What hurts possibly even more than that is seeing her then going out with women, really beautiful women, and I am just left at home crying because I looked at myself in the mirror for too long. Does the feeling of being ugly ever go away? Does it get better? I’m not mad at her for having that realisation about herself, but it still hurts so bad.
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Monster in the closet: a troon that has not yet breached the containment of his closet tries to cape for Jenner of all people and, for some reason, thinks a crossdressing old man that hits and kills old women without any remorse requires any sort of whiteknighting. His coworker, who he specifies as being a black woman, isn't playing ball. Hm, did pointing out her race and sex feel necessary for you for some reason, OP?
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Coworkers confirmed my fears​

I was talking with som me coworkers today and the validated my fears about coming out at work. The conversation started with one coworker bringing up time travelers coming from the future to warn us of "the bad times". I mentioned you mean like the writers for the Simpsons, because of the meme. Immediately he brought up how the Simpson predicted Caitlin Jenner. Except he deadnamed her. Then another coworker (cis black woman) goes "oh God you mean 'Bruce'. I don't understand how a white man can feel any sort of discomfort about his body in this country. He had it made and decided to make up a struggle for some sympathy". I tried rebuttaling that "There had been rumors about Caitlin Crossdressing (my mouth felt dirty just saying that) for years, and you can't know how someone feels about thier own body so it's best not to judge". At that point I left the conversation before I said somthing I'd regret later. But that whole conversation just proved that I won't be able to trust them not to say something behind my back when I'm not able to boymode anymore. Like don't get me wrong I very much dislike Caitlin and alot of the things she says and I cannot be counted among her fans or supporters of they even exist, but that's no reason to be so cruel as to misgender and deadname somebody so disrespectfully.
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A POC (pooner of color) is angry that the stodgy old white fucks at her office won't play games with her retarded identity, thus leading her to fantasize about her vision of utopia - one which includes nary a single trace of European ancestry or heterosexuality amongst its denizens. "I deserve to be happy and comfortable," she writes, "and I shouldn't have to earn that right either." Such entitlement at the grown-ass age of twenty-freaking-five!
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The More They Misgender, The Meaner I Get​

I work in state government. Typical cubicle office, with some days being longer than others. Most if not everyone in the office is older. But I genuinely enjoy the work some days and it pays well. So I know I don’t have the room to leave just because I don’t like how I’m misgendered. I may not be entirely out, I still don’t use my preferred name and I have yet to do anything about my giant honkers (my boobs).
A few people call me she/her, and you can say since I go by my deadname in work spaces, people are going to call me she/her by default, especially if they don’t know me that well. But I dunno. If I put it in my email signature, Webex, anywhere that’s visible, you’d think some effort would be put into getting it right. I’ve done a pretty good job sucking it up and keeping it moving, but I have found it’s no longer serving me and I am growing resentful of kindly reminding people, making it awkward and becoming the spectacle of some PC caricature. I know that’s fucked up to say, but when you’re in a tight throat environment with people in their 40s/50s and older, it’s hard. and I know nobody cares about my pronouns, but..I dunno, if I have to remember these people’s names, their “important” titles, and what they do, then it can’t be that hard to remember pronouns. I also have a mentor. I like my mentor that and she has assured me she will get my pronouns right. But for every time she gets them wrong, I lose respect for her.
I think I’m just realizing now that in a perfect world, I would love to exclusively be around only BIPOC who identify as LGBTQ+ or have intersectional identities with shared experiences/professions. Maybe that’s just something I need to find or cultivate on my own. Cus whatever the fuck this is, it ain’t doing me favors and I hate how depressed this shit is making me feel. I’m a 25 year old young professional doing what I was passionate about. I deserve to be happy and comfortable…and I shouldn’t have to earn that right either.
It’s getting to a point where I just want to start intentionally ignoring people, call them by their wrong names and pronouns, but that would reflect badly on me, and it’s not professional. I would also be seen as the aggressor because of course, they’ll see a black woman before they see a trans masculine person who is just trying to do their job and live as authentically as possible.
And my lack of authenticity, has led to me neglecting my health mentally and physically and not be engaged or as excited about the work I do. I don’t want to turn into a bitter person at work but I don’t know how to advocate for myself.
Anyway, that’s what’s been plaguing my mind.
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Backinpogform said:
What's your obsession with this woman? You've constantly posted on me and other women's profiles that we are this Ashley Hutsell or accuse anyone who disagrees with you of being her.
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Sometimes I'm wrong, but much more often I'm right. I'm a terrible demonic stalker and not even human, don't you even get the newsletters about me?
 
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