📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Sean Andalou]

Is there a source for that term?

Noblesse oblige

https://www.encyclopedia.com/social-sciences/encyclopedias-almanacs-transcripts-and-maps/perversity-polymorphous

 

[Dr. Butt]

I'm glad about that.

It kinda validates the label I feel the most comfortable using for these people - Fucktards.

As both a retard and a fuckhead I'm upset to be lumped in with troons now.

 

[Cholesterol Gremlin]

From what I understand, the modern distinction between bi and pan is bi means attracted to people of “all” genders, whereas pan is being attracted to people regardless of gender. So basically, bisexuals are the sluts who are into anything, and pansexuals are the super special ones who are attracted to souls or some shit idek anymore man this shit gives me a migraine

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

rom what I understand, the modern distinction between bi and pan is bi means attracted to people of “all” genders, whereas pan is being attracted to people regardless of gender.

This makes no sense at all! The trans cult needs to 41% themselves.

 

[healing rain]

Pansexual is when you’re attracted to transgenders and also dogs and children.

 

[and I must scream]

Say what you want about the trans people but they're dead on the money when they say that the TERFs who supposedly want to fight the infantalization and strict beauty standards of women will use the exact same shit as some "tell" that someone is trans, calling other women mannish

I see you are one of the people who claim JK Rowling targeted Imane Khelif because he "doesn't meet women's beauty standards" rather than the obvious fact that he is a MALE.

We can tell who is a woman and who is a man. The (almost?) only time we might not be able to tell for sure is if the individual takes cross-sex hormones and went through "gender affirming care" (sometimes even just cross-sex hormones are enough). There are many sex differences between postpubescent males and females so the chances that you'd think a female is a male without external intervention are slim to none. In college I had a fellow female classmate who was hairy, including facial hair which was not as thick as men's but still very much visible, a rather deep voice, wore baggie cloths and on top of that she acted very masculine. We can still all tell she is a woman, no one was fooled into thinking otherwise and no one "couldn't tell". In retrospective I'm pretty sure she had hormonal abnormality, but this wasn't on most people mind back then, including mine. That was 20 years ago. Of course we noted she has masculine characteristics and that she looks and acts a great deal like a man, and I'm sure she got laughed on for that, and some people found her disgusting or unseemly or whatnot, yet nobody said, are you sure that's a woman and not a man? Because we could fucking tell the difference.

Again, we can tell a man from woman, stop bullshiting and pretend we point at mannish women and say they are men. As long as they don't go through "gender affirming care", we can tell.

Nah that's a valid point. Pooner goes into the womens bathroom, gets seen as a man and yelled at.

First of all, when lol. I keep hearing these horror stories about how women are screaming at individuals who display as little as one or two masculine characteristics. Have you actually seen something like that happen? Heard it from a reputable source? Most women are either scared or too brainwashed to say anything to even the most obvious males. The ones who might comment are usually elderly women who had gone through enough shit in life to give a fuck, and they are not yelling at the individual, they are asking them if they should be there or telling them "that's the women's bathroom" or "are you sure you are in the right place?" and the like. Contrary to TRA propaganda/belief that you seem to share, no one scans the bathrooms to see if there is an individual who might not be a female, using the most restrictive criteria of feminine looking fairy-like creature. Women only say something when it's quite clear that's a male, and most of the time they don't say anything anyways.

That being said, I do believe that if you are a female who takes testosterone which gives you apparent masculine traits like beard and deep voice, do us all a favor and use the disability single-cell bathroom which is not segregated by sex, instead of forcing your male-looking presence on other women and girls. Some Kiwis here say you can always tell a trans man from a man, I don't think that's right, testosterone is very powerful and some trans men look very much like men and I wouldn't be able to tell them apart. So yes, I do think that if you are a female who takes testosterone you should be considerate of other people's feelings for once in your life and use a solution that will not bother anyone. You made yourself into this creature who is not male yet looks like one (with clothes anyway), you deal with the consequences, it's on you to use solutions that won't come at the expense of anyone else.

 

[Persian Princess]

testosterone is very powerful and some trans men look very much like men and I wouldn't be able to tell them apart

The pooners that pass convincingly on a day to day basis are an extreme minority lmao. The vast majority of those on hormones are stuck with those disgusting pubey neckbeards for their whole lives. No longer obviously "woman" but not quite "man" either, some secret ungodly third thing

 

[Aunt Carol]

I can't even figure out what that "skin test" may be.

Growing hospital trend: 2-nurse skin check on admission. Just like renting a U-haul; facility doesn't want to pay for any ulcers or wounds that were there on arrival.

 

[FinnSven]

The homo making fun of the tranny's hair gives me hope. The gays are taking back their bars. Took you fags long enough. Last time I walked past what used to be the most catty and exclusive gay bar in the city, it was full of fat, straight, multiethnic couples. Women were rarely even allowed in there unless the fags you were with had signifigant clout, and now it looks like a fucking Applebees.

I hope the gays don’t rest until all Troons are resoundingly slapped and scratched from their bars.

The gays have always allowed for right camp ponces to mince around in their spaces.
What’s wrong with men who want to behave like screaming ninnies without actually pretending to be women?

 

[and I must scream]

The pooners that pass convincingly on a day to day basis are an extreme minority lmao. The vast majority of those on hormones are stuck with those disgusting pubey neckbeards for their whole lives. No longer obviously "woman" but not quite "man" either, some secret ungodly third thing

Perhaps, can't say I met enough of them to tell for sure. I can only say I have seen videos of pooners who look convincing enough to me that I might be fooled into thinking they are men. Bear in mind most people aren't as invested in the subject as we are, so they might think of some pooners as just weird looking men or teenage boys. However the other way around is almost impossible, imo. Once you are an adult man, it's very hard to mistake you for a woman, even after cross-sex hormones and some surgeries. Which is why I find all these "banning trans women from women's bathroom is bad for cis women who don't meet Western white women's beauty standards" so insincere. No, we can tell they are women and we can tell trans women are men. Fuck off. And if you are a woman who takes testosterone and had surgeries to look more like a man, that's on you. Fuck off too.

 

[femboy fart huffer]

I hope the gays don’t rest until all Troons are resoundingly slapped and scratched from their bars.

The gays have always allowed for right camp ponces to mince around in their spaces.
What’s wrong with men who want to behave like screaming ninnies without actually pretending to be women?

This is like saying all women are whores because you went to a strip club once. Gay bars are normally ran by the biggest of faggots because only a massive faggot would start a business where the entire concept is to be a massive faggot. The type of person to run something like this is the type of person to pander to the tqhveaiget+ shit.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I'm reading this thread, and I'm suddenly reminded of one of my high school French teachers, who had some kind of disastrous hormonal disaster going on. She was a lot like many pooners: bullfrog voice (hers was natural, though), lots of facial/arm hair, body shape like the Michelin man. No one ever thought she was anything but an unfortunate woman, of course. She wasn't a very nice person, so she caught a fair amount of shit from students. I didn't partake because I was spending my mental space hating the French and their silly bastardized retard-Latin language. I've got a fair amount of French now, written and verbal, but I can safely say very little of it came from my high school classes. My other French teacher was a complete cunt. Both of them fulfilled the most basic requirement for female high school teachers at an all-male Catholic high school, by being in no way attractive. There was a Geometry teacher teacher who was an absolute land whale, at least 300 lbs., who wore yoga pants. Nobody daydreamed about her, either.

 

[FinnSven]

This is like saying all women are whores because you went to a strip club once.

How?

I was saying that traditionally a screaming queen or two was always part of a gay bar’s clientele.
Not that all gays behave like that.

The type of person to run something like this is the type of person to pander to the tqhveaiget+ shit.

Some are, sure, but there are still plenty of old gay landlords of old gay pubs who would rather not have alphabet kids pulling them into their shit.

 

[JCnGGd32]

As someone who survived the Tumblr trenches of 2011-2013 (before gender hit mainstream), I can confirm that originally the definitions were:

Bisexual: attracted to men and women (bi = 2)
Pansexual: attracted to men, women and other (nonbinary). (Pan = all)

Quickly this turned into a massive shit fight, where the pans were acting all high and mighty “I like hearts, not parts”, and then bisexuals were insinuated to be trans-exclusive (NOT okay). They fought back “two doesn’t just mean men and women”. Quickly the definition changed to:

Bisexual: attracted to same and other genders
Pansexual: attracted to all genders or attracted regardless of gender.

Many quickly pointed out that there’s no difference between the two definitions. That brings us to where we are today “I just identify with the term I’m most comfortable with”.

This schism occurred at the same time as the distinction of sexual/romantic. I.e. being bisexual demiromantic. It was around then (2013), that I and many other traditional LGs peaked from the TQ and rest. It’s also when “queer” became a free for all for all uglies and fatties, regardless of sexuality.

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[Sean Andalou]

Gay bars are normally ran by the biggest of faggots

Back in the days of Stonewall, it was the Mafia.
It was a disreputable not quite illegal but above all a cash business.

Many quickly pointed out that there’s no difference between the two definitions. That brings us to where we are today “I just identify with the term I’m most comfortable with”.

Words getting drained of meaning is a feature of post-modern thought, not just the gender shit.

 

[Billy Hargrove]

Perhaps, can't say I met enough of them to tell for sure.

Pooners facially can pass better (ehh sorta) but in real life it’s immediately obvious because of their tiny frames. And that’s the best case scenario where they don’t have giant hips and thighs which seemingly most pooners do. And forget about their voices, personality, and mannerisms.

 

[Eva Braun]

A pooner is upset that the nurses and doctors are acknowledging how testosterone could be effecting her body, even her trans girlfriend says the same thing

I wish we lived in an alternate reality where doctors were just affirming their patients beliefs. If you don’t identify as someone with bad eye sight then you don’t need glasses. If you don’t identify as high risk for cancer then you’re not high risk. Screw this bigoted reality.

Queer: I don't know what the fuck I am, but I want to be part of the group.

 

[AfghanBlue]

I'm reading this thread, and I'm suddenly reminded of one of my high school French teachers, who had some kind of disastrous hormonal disaster going on. She was a lot like many pooners: bullfrog voice (hers was natural, though), lots of facial/arm hair, body shape like the Michelin man. No one ever thought she was anything but an unfortunate woman, of course. She wasn't a very nice person, so she caught a fair amount of shit from students. I didn't partake because I was spending my mental space hating the French and their silly bastardized retard-Latin language. I've got a fair amount of French now, written and verbal, but I can safely say very little of it came from my high school classes. My other French teacher was a complete cunt. Both of them fulfilled the most basic requirement for female high school teachers at an all-male Catholic high school, by being in no way attractive. There was a Geometry teacher teacher who was an absolute land whale, at least 300 lbs., who wore yoga pants. Nobody daydreamed about her, either.

French teachers are prone to abject cuntery. It's a real phenomenon.

The people who are really letting the side down, and giving the troons ammunition in the "women with short hair are being lynched for peeing!" stakes, are of course, rabid insane bitch Karen's, the nosy type of fuckwits who dedicate their lives to harassing others, their family on a permanent basis, their neighbours every time someone puts a new fence up or parks 4 inches nearer their house, or, finally, some short haired woman after they've gotten a new lead on bullying pathways from the daily mail.

It's a shame but you can't run society for those people - usually in the wider world other people will step in and inform them they ar being retarded and to leave whoever it is alone, but public toilets are unfortunately an excellent private area for them to target someone for a bit.
It sucks but honestly they are fickle creatures and once this issue isn't quite so in everyone's minds, they will forget about it too. It's just the classic rule about cunts and current thing.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

I keep hearing these horror stories about how women are screaming at individuals who display as little as one or two masculine characteristics. Have you actually seen something like that happen? Heard it from a reputable source?

It happens now and then with fully masc presenting pooners. This story was in Newsweek: https://archive.ph/dxJtQ

But unconventional looking females? Nah. If anything, acceptance of them is at an all time high. The Overton window is wide open there. But it is under threat of closing again, thanks to trannies,

The biggest (and saddest) aspect of the whole "where should pooners pee?" predicament is that before current times there was a universal and very solid trust that whoever went into a women's restroom was female and not a threat. No woman thought twice about a unconventional looking woman being in the restroom with her, or even if they did, they didn't make a scene about it because they had more confidence in the established social norms than in their own perceptions. Women used women's bathrooms. That was the standard, and there was no need to feel anxious about or question anyone who looked a little off. (Granted, within limits and local standards.) But thanks to liberal progressive values force feeding meat lego Gnosticism everywhere, now everyone is side eyeing each other in their bathrooms. And beyond. That previous faith and trust in boundaries is long gone and dissonance and an unpleasant anxiety and wariness has settled in.

That being said, I do believe that if you are a female who takes testosterone which gives you apparent masculine traits like beard and deep voice, do us all a favor and use the disability single-cell bathroom which is not segregated by sex, instead of forcing your male-looking presence on other women and girls. Some Kiwis here say you can always tell a trans man from a man, I don't think that's right, testosterone is very powerful and some trans men look very much like men and I wouldn't be able to tell them apart. So yes, I do think that if you are a female who takes testosterone you should be considerate of other people's feelings for once in your life and use a solution that will not bother anyone. You made yourself into this creature who is not male yet looks like one (with clothes anyway), you deal with the consequences, it's on you to use solutions that won't come at the expense of anyone else.

Pointing them towards using the disabilty bathrooms is just splitting hairs and not a real, workable solution. There will always be stubborn violators. Foisting them onto the disabled is being inconsiderate of that particular population. (And is still DEI bullshit, ahem.) The disabled don't want to bump into an uncanny lookin' troon or pooner coming out of their bathroom any more than you want to discover one at the sink beside you. Whether it's a communal multi stall bathroom or a single cell one, trannies are gross and disruptive and their presense (anticipated or actual) is a problem.

We need to reset human society to be able to trust what is before our eyes again and not be in a constant state of anxiety about who's really what sex in our bathrooms. Or anywhere, really. We cannot permit these deviant freaks to redesign norms and standards and undermine social trust. It's already not working. The only solution is TTD.

 

[Magic Pickle]

A soon-to-be-wedded TiF is approached by a brother trying to make amends by attending her "queer" wedding, only for things to go sour when he states explicitly that he doesn't want her around his very young daughters. Of course, OP has the last laugh, as she never even intended to invite him anyway, so take that, loser!
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brother doesn't want me around his children​

just needed to vent. I have been on hrt for nearly 4 years, had top 2 years ago, and changed my name and gender marker last year.
ever since I got top surgery, my brother stopped speaking to me. we were never close, but I had a feeling that my transition really did any potential relationship we had in. I processed it in therapy and decided that I don't need him in my life and have moved on since.
well, I'm getting married next month to my wonderful fiancé and of course he pops up, wanting to go to the wedding. we already have everything all planned out and he was explicitly not invited because he has not supported my transition, nor my queer relationship. he asked to meet up to talk, and I agreed, as I needed to tell him that he wasn't invited.
well, the conversation went exactly how I thought. besides person family things, he said that he has a hard time using my name and pronouns and doesn't understand it. he also doesn't want his two daughters to call me "uncle/tío" as it will confuse them. bruh, his older daughter is 2 and the other one was just born 3 months ago. how the hell would that confuse them
anyways, he still pulls the "even though I don't agree with your transition I still love you" bullshit before I kick him out of my apartment for being disrespectful. it's just wild how far this anti-trans rhetoric has become. like I'm just a dude living my life and you won't let me see my nieces because you hate trans people. okay lol
regardless, I'm okay, this has just solidified my decision to go no contact with him. has anyone else dealt with shit like this?

When a bouncer turns away a pooner from the men's bathroom, this is somehow such a monumental disappointment to her that she fears for her future and "her place" in it entirely, instead of thinking "maybe if I'm an obvious fucking woman, I should just go to the woman's loo instead of harassing the gents." Amazing how easily problems are solved when you just use your noggin!
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Kicked out of a men’s room​

I (ftm2 was at a pool hall with my girlfriend that we’ve been to many times and i’ve never had an issue using the gendered men’s room there. We’ve made friends with several of the bar staff but the last few times we’ve gone there’s been a different bouncer checking IDs and he’s given me and mine a double take the last 2 times we’ve gone at least. (I still have my dead name as my legal name and it says X not M/F so someone’s obviously able to piece it together.) I had already used the restroom tonight, no problem, but the second time i went, the bouncer entered after me and said “hey it says female on your driver’s license so you have to use the women’s room. Sorry it’s just the rule i have to enforce” I said you’ve got to be kidding me and walked out, we closed our tab and left.
I live in kind of a small town near the border with Idaho but it’s a college town for a huge state university, so I thought I’d blend more? I’m just disappointed like I don’t know what to do. All of my friends say i pass well and i don’t know how to handle this. It hasn’t happened to me in a while but i was living in Los Angeles and am currently unable to medically transition. It just makes me scared for the future and my place in it.

A TiF learns that her ex-girlfriend had been an adulterous wench their entire relationship, but to her, the bigger betrayal isn't that she was sleeping around when there were monogamous expectations, but the fact that she slept with actual men, thus sending OP into a suicidal spiral over her inadequacy. I feel like the risk of STD exposure is a lot more of a betrayal than the whole "she's been on the prowl for dick instead of pussy the whole time" thing, but my time in the tranny mines have taught me they have the most busted of priorities.
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Her cheating with cis guys destroyed me​

A few days ago I found out that my now ex-girlfriend cheated on me with a bunch of cis guys for almost the whole relationship. This triggered my self-hatred and I feel disgusting. I hardly sleep, hardly get out of bed and drink constantly. I haven't even started my transition, but now I don't even see the point in it. I'll never be like those guys, I'll always be short and unattractive without a dick (it's literally impossible for me to ever financially afford a phalloplasty lol). This girl never did anything bad to me and I told everyone that she was the best thing that ever happened to me, but in fact I wasn't enough for her, just like I won't be for anyone else. I'm suicidal ngl and I don't see any hope for the future, because no matter how hard I try, I'll never be able to fix some things and I don't believe that anyone will ever see me as a real man

Cocks and the grapes: in the wake of a FTM's girlfriend leaving her, she reflects on their relationship and decides that it was ultimately for the best, given that her girlfriend had a nasty, no-good, nefarious need for seed. Highlights for this one include "She likes really thin cis men with rodential features, and I’m a frog looking guy" and OP claiming to be "being more masculine than a lot of her exes." Yet despite the girlfriend's obvious preference for normal men, OP still declares that her ex was a chaser, which is baffling - if she was the Poonfinder General, why wouldn't she have wanted your goofy, amphibian ass?
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She broke up with me because I’m not a cis guy​

We broke up a while ago. I am over it in the sense that I’m over her as a person (it was a shitty relationship and she wasn’t very nice generally).
Whilst we were dating, I always had a bit of unease when it came to how she felt about my gender.
She would constantly talk about her exes, their genitalia, her attraction to cis men feeling very primal and to me feeling different. She struggled to give me compliments (although I think this was more about power than anything).
At times, she was intrusive. She asked multiple times if I’d get bottom surgery (and made it clear she’s very into cis dick). She was also fascinated by my genitalia because it’s the first of the sort she’s seen, and kind of…”played” with it (I just froze and let her tbh).
At one point I told her about this guy in my gym who looks like the cis version of me and she joked asking if he was single.
I knew while we were dating that I wasn’t her type. She likes really thin cis men with rodential features, and I’m a frog looking guy (affectionate) who is more chubby buff than slight and slender. During the time we were together she made comments about my size too, about preferring twinks etc.
Anyway, I found out through the grapevine that my not cis status was indeed the problem for her and she just couldn’t get past it.
I know it’s not a me problem. And personally, I think she’s entitled to like whatever she likes. But I am struggling to recover emotionally from the damage of the relationship. From feeling used, objectified, turned into a fetish or fascination, but not loved and never good enough or masculine enough (despite being more masculine than a lot of her exes tbh).
When we broke up she even told me how much better I was in bed than cis men and how she’d bragged about it in detail to her friends. But still I’m not good enough to actually want I guess.
It’s left a mark on me and made me really question my worth and whether anyone will actually like me as I am, in a normal not chaser way.