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Troon is at the bar and has an encounter with an "evil twink". The crime? He pulled his heckin' valid, probably super-modelish hair.

Cis gays are out of control​

Venting

Tell me why I was chilling at the bar the other night and as soon as I step out with my boyfriend to get a drink an evil twink had the audacity to yank a strand of my hair as if it where extensions? 🙃 like wtf. Does anyone else has these sorta experiences with gay cis men?
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Myelinated said:
It’s surprising there hasn’t been a push to drop the B for the P yet but I guess LGPT isn’t as catchy (and these days sounds like a queer LLM)
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I think they are probably aware that a lot of people might take it to mean “Lesbian Gay Pedophile Transexual”.
 
The homo making fun of the tranny's hair gives me hope. The gays are taking back their bars. Took you fags long enough. Last time I walked past what used to be the most catty and exclusive gay bar in the city, it was full of fat, straight, multiethnic couples. Women were rarely even allowed in there unless the fags you were with had signifigant clout, and now it looks like a fucking Applebees.
 
DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK said:
The homo making fun of the tranny's hair gives me hope. The gays are taking back their bars. Took you fags long enough. Last time I walked past what used to be the most catty and exclusive gay bar in the city, it was full of fat, straight, multiethnic couples. Women were rarely even allowed in there unless the fags you were with had signifigant clout, and now it looks like a fucking Applebees.
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What is your experience with gay bars?
 
Dr. Butt said:
MATH IS THE ONLY OBJECTIVE TRUTH IN THE WORLD
TROONS WILL NOT DEFILE IT
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Sadly, that's optimistic in a decade or so they have taken everything we held true about gender for thousands of years and have turned it on its head even when it defies science and common sense.

This is why I hate troons my two reasons one is them invading female spaces and two is their attack on science. They are arguably the greatest threat to western society that there has ever been because they're going after our very foundations and they need to be stopped.
 
Slurgle said:
Serious question: isn't it redundant then, and even potentially "offensive" according to their standards?
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No idea. I first read the phrase in a Green Egg article ( neo-pagan magazine put out by the Church of All Worlds) back in the 90s. I saw it used in place of bisexual in certain groups to mean "open to anyone/ anything ".
 
a kiwifarms user said:
What is your experience with gay bars?
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Former fag hag who used to party with gay dudes and drag queens a lot. All the dudes I used to hang with stopped doing drag eventually because shit got so weird but I stopped hanging out with them the first time a man in a dress showed up and hit on me all night and they had to take me home to make sure I was safe. They were nice guys but I recognize that I was kind of an accessory to them if that makes sense lol. And I peaked first.
 
Sinner's Sandwich said:
The trans cult changed the definition of bisexual years ago. Now it means being attracted to 2 or more genders. I'm not joking.
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The pan/bi thing never made any sense to me, even when I was on board with a lot of this. I originally thought that bi meant an attraction towards men and women, whilst pan meant an attraction towards men, women and non-binary people. That would make at least some sense. Apparently that’s completely wrong and someone implied that I was being enbyphobic for suggesting otherwise somehow.

All it really comes down to is “it’s whatever label they feel most comfortable with”
 
Pooner having fun being a man. 8)

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so im a hairdresser who has dyed my hair every color under the sun. i recently shaved my head and decided that i would dye it rainbow i mean ive done all the colors why not do EVERY COLOR all at once. well so three days later i died it all black because “this much color makes me dysphoric”….a real sentence i said lol and like now that my hair is black and my dysphoria has calmed down i realize how silly/funny that is to say and like mean it lol. so whats the silliest thing thats caused yall dysphoria so we can all giggle a little at how silly it is sometimes :3
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Bloo said:
The pan/bi thing never made any sense to me, even when I was on board with a lot of this. I originally thought that bi meant an attraction towards men and women, whilst pan meant an attraction towards men, women and non-binary people. That would make at least some sense. Apparently that’s completely wrong and someone implied that I was being enbyphobic for suggesting otherwise somehow.

All it really comes down to is “it’s whatever label they feel most comfortable with”
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It's whatever label and definition they think makes them the most special of all. I decided to do a deep dive and it does seem that pansexual as a word denoting an identity is very 80s and 90s, coming out of things like BDSM and other risqué and marginal sexual subcultures to describe people who are open to more edge or extreme experiences, before becoming normalized in the late 2000's and 2010s to mean down with trannies and enbies (though people are now annoyed with that because it means that troons and poons aren't real women/men, the term having failed to keep pace with the explicit equivocation between trans and cis that is now demanded by mainstream trans thinking).

In a sense, it's sort of like punk fashion, especially since these cultures had overlap in the late 20th century. Whatever edgy or transgressive elements, the things that made them dangerous but exciting and creative spaces, gets boiled away under the glare of the mainstream, so instead all you are left with are the simulacra, the empty symbols and aesthetics that insecure people adopt in place of a personality.
 
Why not go back to the old Freudian or quasi-Freudian therapeutic terminology?

Bisexual meant attracted to either sex
(with no particular information either way about promiscuity or kinks).
And the term for the person who will do "anything" was polymorphous perverse. Really. :P
 
LGBTQIA+ Translator

Gay: Cock Gobler/Ass Pirate.

Lesbian: Rug Muncher.

Bisexual: I'll fuck anything dick pussy I don't care.

Trans: I want to be different and feel special but oppressed at the same time and I want goon.

Queer: I don't know what the fuck I am, but I want to be part of the group.

Intersex: Actual Genetic Freak.

Asexual: Nobody wants to fuck me so I'm going to claim it's by my choice.

Demisexual: I don't runaround and have promiscuous sex, but I want to have a label that makes me special.

Pansexual: I'm bi but with no standards.

2 Spirits: Native American faggotry.

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